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What’s up guys this is footballers
advice and today I’m bringing you five dribbling drills you can use in order to
improve your dribbling we’re talking about close control, a lot of touches, and
also having some fun while we’re doing it let’s go ahead and check it out Alright guys so just a couple things to
recap before we get into the drills you want to make sure that first you’re
taking a lot of touches when you’re performing these drills the more touches
you get the better your dribbling is going to improve you also want to make
sure that you keep the ball as close to your foot as possible this allows for
close control when you’re going through a lot of defenders and you’re trying to
perform different skill moves the last thing to remember is that you want to be
able to change direction quickly you want to have a low center of gravity
that way you can cut and beat your defender when you’re taking them on alright let’s go ahead and check it out Alright guys, for the first drill we’re
going to go ahead and just weave through the cones in and out what we want to
make sure is that we’re taking a lot of touches with our left and right foot
when we’re going through this drill a lot of touches of just touching the ball
around the cone in and out it’s a great way just to kind of warm up the feet and
make sure that you also have close control while we’re doing it let’s go ahead and just check it out We’re just going to take a lot it
touches around the cone here, keep it close and just go through like that For the second drill we’re going to work on
taking two touches and still weaving through the cones back and forth we
still want to remain under control and also have the ball close to our foot here’s kind of how the sequence goes, you’re going to go ahead and take two
touches so you’re going to have one through the cone, one back, one through the cone,
one back again guys just as a reminder we’re only going to do this with our
right foot through the drill and then as you come back around you’re going to
perform it with your left so during the whole line, through the drill, through the
cones it’s only one foot that you’re using and like I said we’re going to
take one touch with the outside of our foot, one with the inside one with the
outside, one with the inside Alright guys for the third drill what
we’re going to do we’re going to do a three touch sequence this is with the outside,
inside, outside of your foot again you’re going to use both feet while you’re
performing this drill so both while you’re going forward and then when you
turn around both while you go back again here’s the sequence that we’re going to
look for we’re going to go one with the outside, through the cones as we come out
we’re going to take a touch with our inside and then to go back through the
cones it’s back with the touch with the outside of our foot so let’s go ahead
and go out a little bit higher rate of speed and see what it looks like again
three touches outside, inside, outside, inside, outside, inside, outside, inside,
outside Alright guys so for the fourth drill
we’re going to use both our right and our left foot when we go through the drill
back and forth, but what we’re focusing on though is bringing the ball from our
right to our left foot as we go in and out through the cones as we weave if you
guys are familiar with the move la croqueta, this is how you train for the
move in order to perform it in a real game again we’re going to focus on bringing
the ball from our outside from the outside of the right area to our left
and you’re going to take a touch with your left then you’re going to go ahead and
perform the move again through to the right just like this Alright guys our last and final drill,
drill number five we’re going to work on again using both the right and left foot
as we go in and out through the cones and we’re going to work on raking the ball
across our our body from left to right or right to left as we go through and we
weave around the cones what it’s going to look like is we’re going to start in
this position we’re going to rake the ball over to our right side as you rake it
over you take a touch with your right in order to prep it forward and then you
take a touch again with your right foot prepping it with your left so that way
it comes forward again and then you rake it and you just continue this sequence
again what you guys want to work on is just establishing a rhythm within
yourself as you establish your rhythm things will go smoother but let’s go
ahead and check it out at a little higher rate of speed like I said we’re
going to roll over, touch, roll over, touch, roll over, touch, roll over, touch, roll
over, touch, just like that Alright guys so that’s it for today,
those are the five drills that I would recommend to you in order to improve
your dribbling don’t know if you can tell though but I got a great workout in,
I’m sweating in terms of how many reps you want to do, completely up to you
I have no set in stone sort of reps that I do, I just keep going until I’m tired that’s the big thing, you guys just want to keep going, keep getting a lot of
touches so your fitness improves and that way you also get better close ball
control that way you can improve your dribbling alright guys well thank you
for watching, don’t forget to subscribe and I appreciate it if you share the
video thank you guys!
It’s football not soccer. Or is it? Actually
the word was first coined in England. Everybody knows that Americans used the word soccer
to describe the game that almost everybody else calls football and this makes people
very angry. But is it fair? Take for example the following comments from the Internet.
“It seems that almost every American can’t understand that there is no sport called ‘soccer.’
It’s football! Or the following: “I do not wish to be in a world which calls it ‘soccer.’
And knowing the influence that American cultural exports seem to have on the rest of the world,
my fears are definitely justified.” Yet soccer was a commonly used word in Britain
until the 1970s and only goes into decline in usage in the 1980s, exactly when it becomes
a popular word in the United States. So we should get over this. After all, Americans
aren’t going to stop using the word soccer, when they have to distinguish it from their
version of football. We don’t get mad at Italians because they’ve got their own word,
Calcio, for the game that we normally call football. So I’d just like to take this
opportunity to wish everybody a very happy soccer World Cup.
What is up everybody! welcome back today we are
doing a weird I know you’re weird okay weird item speed trickshot battle speed
we’ve got well technically five weird items one normal item the basketball and
then we have six spots on the court we’re gonna do a speed around Caleb so
it’s going to be each spot you get to choose which item you use on that spot
only strategize early so there’s some strategy it’s gonna go into it and then
yes that’s the word and then at the end whoever completes all six shots in the
shortest I Spit a little bit there who completes all six shots in the fewest
amount of time wins wins you ready guys my name is it yeah yeah if they say
another day another bucket let’s get it the six shots are one behind the hoop
two over in the corner three which you have to do backwards
that one’s backwards four over here five there and 6 from beyond half-court why
okay oh yeah it is yeah it’s a huge advantage yeah Caleb broke his toe with
you you’ll see why you’ll see how he broke his toe on Wednesdays videos make
sure you subscribe if you haven’t yet we did catch it on camera it is on camera
like it is like actually broken I’ll show you a little bit gross footage
right here there yeah pretty disgusting sorry for that Caleb you’re up first
though behind the behind the hoop shot number one what are you going with shot
number one I feel like I’m gonna go with hard hat really I kind of feel it kind
of feels like a basketball so I feel like I can’t shoot okay okay
I’m will grab the timer real quick okay so it’s not about attempts it’s
about speed to get the shot done Caleb are you ready 3 2 1 go I was look I was I’m gonna call it 10
seconds I was a little short 10 seconds yeah
ten seconds gonna be tough to beat not that I’m bragging here yeah I don’t need
to beat I just need to beat you in the long game it’s not about one round at a
time it’s about it’s about your total score life is about one round at a time
Josh the marshmallows okay great I predicted that I made you do that in
three two one go six seconds six seconds that six what
says six more seven eight but you know if you’re little slow six o’clock six
seconds all right face number two is the corner over there no backboard no
backwards gonna be tough so I’m gonna go already know I’m doing in the middle
feel like I know what I’m doing over there this one and this one okay great
I’m gonna go with the shoe the shoe is he ready ready three two one go
oh you were very store yeah you’re hobbling is gonna cost you
this game baby you nearby such heavy shoes great 22 seconds not great that’s not a
great showing but you know what I’m third shot I’m okay with it I’m okay
with it for now okay great playing playing with a broken toe it takes a lot
of soul feel like I’ve used that joke on this channel so many times I’ll have you
really yeah well watch your tongue all right hat from the corner yep it’s gonna
be probably probably pretty hard shut that wasn’t even a pun that’s just the
truth great are you ready
three two one go yeah cuz the hard hat is light man so I
use it first seventeen seconds tops on time that okay somehow it banked it
in little the wind took in and hit the backboard and banked in so seventeen
seconds of skill 17 signing a book I’m in a winning what are the totals here
all right so I have 32 second sets at the moment and Josh has 23 29 seconds go
oh you got marshmallows yeah marshmallows backwards okay are you
ready with the malos three two one begin oh look short fine through the pain you can tell
Oh when 31 seconds just kicked my toe on the
wall when I don’t know what was that 31 seconds
not great guys every thumbs-up is one one little prayer for Caleb to Co thanks
guys watch this video have like 10,000 thumbs
downs has three thumbs up for my mom and dad math I’m taking the shoe great and 3
2 1 begin 3 seconds that’s I’m stupid mad a little bit I’m sorry
it’s all good not sorry okay Caleb you’re uh you’re down by a little bit
you’re going to go in pone come on pony don’t let me down
Barney you ready all right I know what you always play there yeah we three two
one go Wow two seconds two seconds pretty good else for you Dirk I guess
I’m trying to go pony – in three two Tommy’s going no one go yeah yeah yeah
oh this is good this is what I need right here see what I mean
why’d you even attempt to shoot a stuffed animal this is what I need right
here man oh this is what I mean this is what I
need the game will be tied oh that’s not a good look for you man do you want to
know what your scores I thought we talked what
yikes it means we have a closed ball game folks
what is it what’s the total 63 burn who remain 6363 is 65 and the only two items
left are a basketball and a juggling Club you couldn’t write a better story
seriously we got your specialty in my specialty
I got juggling and I have basketball and you have weight no we have my
specialties they’re great already gone what are you going for this is obvious
really yeah interesting Caleb it’s crunch time are
you ready this is this is big you might need you
might need a hustle you might need to fight through the toe pain these break
my club what’d you just do but if you wanted to by juggling clubs or say
juggling balls you guys can go to juggling warehouse stuff no practices
juggling warehouse.com to buy all the best juggling stuff including the Josh
Horton signature juggling balls which are selling like crazy to make sure you
get them soon Caleb you ready okay I guess you’re not okay your time starts
in three two one go oh my gosh three seconds if out a little bit the
best juggler would not not ideal not great for me I needed him to take a
little bit more time on that circle in the world whatever I am going basketball
not juggling Club I want juggling Club the last shot okay we don’t cool are you
ready sir in three two one go see I think you got 2.5 yeah because juggling
Club bounce bounce around a little bit here half a second over me right now well on that shot good job Josh 2.5 the
final scores that’s right knowing in the last round
going into the last round let me do a little bit of math here okay so as of
right now the score stands I have 68 seconds or some of you smart alecks will
in the comments will say a minute and eight seconds and josh has sixty five
and a half seconds it is which would be a minute in 5.5 seconds you were winning
by two and a half seconds – Wow Wow wow wow wow wow all you got left the
ball another day just rips easily playing another day another button on
their bucket you ready you nervous go already
oh I didn’t mean to start it yeah okay three two one go two and a half seconds
Lily two and a half seconds asking me if I’m nervous with the basketball you
forget my name ask me again does that mean ask me again say tell me
who you are like this Honda like in like that who are you who are you I’m Caleb
nasty pursuit son of the great Randy thieves the best shooter Allah baby okay
so that means I need to hit this shot in five seconds right less than five
seconds to win five seconds to tie it okay it’s basically first try yes
what it’s a juggling Club so I’m feeling good ego but the advantage I have over
you right now is the ball could bounce back
not even that the what happened in the last round I made the first one you made
the first one but you it was a second faster because the judges loved can
rattles ready if you is ready in three two one go do you want to know okay I guess it’s very expensive camera
is mine now welcome to my channel Caitlyn pasture because josh is love so
it’s all me now baby it’s all me I just got I just came forward and mine
hello what was it less than five seconds so stop smiling I
know but it’s just crazy how you’d literally beat me about 1.3 1 seconds
well how did it take that long to go is it rattled really yeah I didn’t
characters got to the net okay well good game was close you had you had feet and
all 10 toes oh no all 10 toes you probably beat me I’ll try to give you a
compliment you slapped my hand thanks for watching one here our Instagram
Janice for today follow us Caleb – Peter juggling Josh
Jeremiah yeah okay make sure you watch Wednesday’s videos you can see how Caleb
broke his toe please do it’s a fun video like any video deserve don’t like major
lighting major lighting change that shape as soon as we’re done we get some
shade love it well knees anyway that’s all for
now see you guys soon bye bye good
you nervous Caleb you want you want some more of this some more of this action
some more of this skill fun
More… more… oh sh*t! What’s wrong, doc?
Is he breathing his last breath? No, my torch batteries ran out. Loli bhaiya, why would a dying person
count his last breaths? Breath 11…breath 12… – Breath 13…
– It’s just an expression. Sorry…sorry..sorry…
there’s nothing to worry about. He’s just got Tonsillitis. Although, there’s severe swelling. So, he won’t be able to talk,
for the next two days. I’ve prescribed some antibiotics.
Make sure you take them. And gargle with salt water. – Gargle…
– Don’t you know how to gargle? Add salt to lukewarm water,
hold it in your throat and… Sing like Himesh Reshammiya…
Shakalaka..laka..laka..boom…boom…boom Yeah. Like that.
And yes, avoid anything cold or sour. Take care of yourself, Mr. Ahuja. Yes, you can keep that.
I’ll leave now, thank you. – Thank you sir!
– Nice job… nice job. Santosh, it’s been a while since I’ve
had piping hot samosas. Tell you what, buy 40-50 samosas. – 40-50?
– Yes! And be sure to get some of that
tangy green chutney with them. -The sweet and sour one?
-Yes, the sweet and sour one. And get lassi for the entire office,
on my behalf. Why lassi? Is there a
special occasion today? – It’s ‘Thirsty Thursday’.
– ‘Thirsty Thursday’! Which flavour..dotted…
I mean, mango, strawberry…? No, no… Ahuja sir’s favourite,
the ‘Cool Kanhaiya Special’. You can taste cashews in one sip,
almonds in the other. Then cashews again,
followed by almonds… Cashews… almonds…cashews..almonds
cashews..almonds..and then… We have to celebrate ‘Fun Friday’ as well! Why did you throw the magazine at me? We’ll bring you an April winter… We’ll bring you an April winter…
Take you on a tour of Mars and Jupiter… Chill with corpses and
hang out with ghosts for you… Climb the Eiffel Tower
to sing a heartbreak song for you… And make our enemies at the border
dance to an item song… Blow your worries away…
Smoke up all the stash… To hell with the planets,
chart your own destiny… Blow your worries away…
You’re wild and untamed… Smile now, buddy…
Tathaastu to your wish coming true! – Samosa.
– Thanks, Santosh. Only the luckiest employees
get to eat samosas during office hours. – I’ll give some to DK bhaiya as well.
– No, don’t. DK lost 1.5 bitcoins
in a poker game yesterday. In that case,
I won’t give him any chutney. Listen… DK is meditating right now. Level 3 inception. – What are you saying?
– Yes. Right now, he’s within deep recesses
of his mind.. Where he’s rewinding last night’s game
and watching the highlights. Wow! You mean, DRS inside the brain? What are you doing? Checking…if all of this
is real. -Ouch!
-Yes, it is. Crazy man. DK usually doesn’t take so long… He hasn’t even spoken to me since morning. Is he going to… fire me?! Sh*t, Loli!
Start looking for a new job. Hello, brave man. Oh… hi, Shruti. You gave quite an impressive earful
to Ahuja sir yesterday. – Very nice.
– Thank you. Shruti, have a samosa. – Samosa, for me?
– Yeah. Loli, why are you so cute? Me… – I’m not cute…
– No… you’re very cute. No… it’s the deo. Look at your cheeks…
like a baby – These cheeks…
– It tickles, Shruti… – They’re so soft…
– Shruti, enough! [INCOMING CALL] Oh man, this woman
has been telling me stories about her son’s antics
for the past half an hour! If you can’t handle kids, don’t do it!
Use protection! Hmmm. Loli, you speak to her. – What will I tell her?
– Hello? – Hello, ma’am.
– Yes, madam. I have Dr. Lalit Prajapati with me today. – Lalit Prajapati?
– Yes, Dr. Lalit Prajapati. He’s an expert of the matter. – Please talk to him.
– Okay. Madam, tell me about your son’s symptoms. My son has been acting strange
for the past few months. At times, he locks himself
in his room for hours, dons a sari and
keeps mumbling to himself. Sometimes,
he jumps off moving autorickshaws. Then, he flirts with the rickshaw driver. Couldn’t he find someone better? Then one day, he cried
all morning to evening. When I asked why, he said… “Only you stand to lose by this,
not me.” If he doesn’t stand to lose anything,
then why is he crying? He definitely has
some deadly disease, doctor. And I watch movies. So, I know
that doctors are equal to God. Madam, watch lesser movies. In the meanwhile,
we’ll think of something. Bye. Alright. Think for a while. Let me know if you get anything. Alright, Nurse Shruti… alright! Dr. Lalit Prajapati. Nurse Shruti– Sorry. What’s wrong with Santosh? He’s probably making a video
for Bijli. Bijli sure does get turned on
by the randomest of things. People from villages have
the strangest kinks for foreplay. No…no…no…there’s definitely
something wrong with him. Is it that he has gone live on Instagram? No…that’s not possible. There are only two apps on his phone.
One is WhatsApp and the other.. TikTok! Nurse… Shruti! DK… DK? Damodar Kondapalli! Radhika…what is it?!
What’s wrong with you?! Do you have any idea how long it took me
to mentally rewind back to the last hand? God, you’ve destroyed my sangfroid! Now, I’ll have to listen to this
for three more hours again. – Ridiculous!
– I haven’t slept in three days! There’s severe hollowness under my eyes. I’ll have to call the BMC to fill them up. Then, call them! Ugh… Ewww! Who applies eyeliner under their eyes? It was one of a kind opportunity!
Then, why would I raise two? DK, I’m telling you something– Do you hear me? He was bluffing! I got dumped and you’re worried
about your petty cards! Not petty… your boyfriend was petty.
Poker is classy. Oh! Isn’t it the game… You lost, yesterday? I’ll give you a hot tip. Next time, instead of the card focus more on the players, loser. Hey Ms. Radhika Iyer… Everybody in office calls me DK. But do you know what they call me
in the world of poker? Loser? PK…Poker King. I’m a pro player. Oh, pro-player… The money you must’ve
made by playing professionally… Doesn’t come even remotely
close to the money I’ve made…. Playing at Diwali and Kitty parties
to pay off the EMI on my house. -…what?
-With interest. Alright, it’s decided then. Today, after lunch… You will not meet DK, but PK. I don’t know about you,
but I’ve got work to finish. Then… After working hours? Ok, Mr. Kondapalli. – It’s DK.
– Damodar. F**k off! My glasses…my glasses..
Radhika! More downloads than
the combined downloads of Snapchat, Spotify and Instagram? Are they giving out
freebies with their apps? Not freebies. Likes, Shruti. Once someone gets accustomed
to virtual likes, They no longer need validation
from people in the real world. O…M…G! – We have to save him, Shruti.
– Let’s do this for Bijli. To Bijli! Why are you looking at me like that? I’m quite fit.
Everything is fine, no sickness at all. You know, just yesterday I got
my urine tested. – Give me your phone.
– Here. – Is this your phone?
– Huh? Santosh, we’re saying this
for your own good. Give me your real phone. Don’t go into the ‘Other’ folder.
It has got all of Bijli’s nudes. Santosh, this might hurt a little bit. No… everything’s fine.
I have no problem. Everything is going well.
No problem… Boys, I think we’re losing him. Only you stand to lose in this,
not me. If the app is uninstalled,
I can bear the stress. Only you stand to lose in this,
not me. If the app is uninstalled,
I can bear the stress. Ask Radhika to install
Facebook on his phone. – Why?
– It’ll take up all the storage space. There won’t be any space left for TikTok. We can take his phone and block the app. But what will we do about the kid?
We can’t take his phone. – Beta Santosh!
– Yes? – Come here.
– What happened? Beta, pick a card. – Which one?
– DK, shall I pick a card? If I need anything from you, Loli,
I will email you. Ok? Let me focus. Which one should I pick? Pick anyone you like. And take a look, okay? Ahh..eight of hearts. Moron! I’d asked you not to tell me. Keep it back.
Look, but don’t tell me. Ok? I’ve seen it, but I won’t tell you. -Keep it back.
-Now? Now leave and get me some tea. Everyone has been playing with me
since morning! I thought I’ll be shown a magic trick,
but he was just fooling around. Poker is not magic, my boy. It’s not luck. It’s luck management. Bhaiya! Unbelievable! It’s a miracle! Madam, I was making tea. When I put my hands into the sugar jar
and guess what popped out. Ace of spades!
How did you do it, my Lord? Magic! You’re PK, bhaiya. Poker King. If I was even a wee bit wise, I wouldn’t challenge him. And if someone does,
who knows what might happen to them! – Some tea then?
– Yes. MBT(Mind blowing tea)… only for you. Ok, Loli. You lead the conversation. Ahuja sir and I will intervene
wherever required. Sir, let me check your pulse. You have Tonsillitis. Let’s go, madam. We don’t have much time. Let me hug my son, one last time. Mom, what are you doing! Let go, madam! Let go! Let go, madam. You have a lot of time, they don’t. They have back-to-back meetings lined up. Let’s go. Where are you going?
Aren’t you sick? Sit down. Oh… TikTok? – Is it yours?
– Yes. Come on, give it to me.
Give it. I’ll get you a discount. Give it to me. Come in, madam. Have a seat. Please. Madam… There’s no easier way to say this. But, your son is in dire need of a hobby. No! Tell me this isn’t true– Hobby? Like what? You must’ve heard the proverb, “An idle mind is a devil’s workshop”. And your son has enough empty space to build a three BHK penthouse! Devil? Give me your phone! – Hobbies like?
– Like singing… That’s alright, but how will he sing? His voice doesn’t have the kind of pain
that Arijit Singh’s voice does. Beta, sing a few lines. All of your darkness, I took away… That’s enough.
Yes, I sense no pain in it… – Maybe a romantic song.
– Romantic song? Who would I sing it for?
I don’t even have a girlfriend. What? Salaam namaste…? What? Bang his head?
Sir, language! We don’t ring bells in the office, sir. Hymns! You could sing hymns! – I’m an atheist.
– Oh God– No, madam. It’s not a big deal. Then maybe, uh… – Trekking?
– Fear of heights. – Swimming?
– Fear of water. Now what? Raise whose child? Chop… light a fire…
Sir, we don’t burn corpses here! Whose boat are you rowing, sir? Whistle… uh, cooking? Cooking! Fear of cooking. He cooks bad food. Besides, the boys in our family,
never step into the kitchen. Even the fridge stays
in the living room. You may smash your bangles, now. Damn! Sorry, madam… not you. But fear of this… fear of that… A coward child and a sexist family! I don’t want to fulfill their wish.
I’m leaving! – Loli… doctor… listen…
– I don’t want to. Oh no! Even the doctor has given up now! Alright, hand me your bangles, now!
I’ve had enough of your threats! Santosh, deal with them. Deal with them! – How? What am I supposed to do? Hey…
– What nonsense is this! Madam, why don’t you encourage
him to play cards? Do you know, that you can play
over 25 card games with just 52 cards. His father plays cards. – He’s a compulsive gambler.
– Really?! That’s amazing! You could keep playing
at home and never lose any money. High five! Loli, what the f*ck?! You’re smoking a cigarette? That’s a bad habit. – And what do you keep checking?
– Nothing. I’m updating my LinkedIn profile. I’ve only got three pointers on my resume. I’m doomed! And to top it all I’m
going to get fired. Fired? Who is firing you? DK. Earlier, he used to treat me
like his younger brother. And now, he doesn’t even
want to see my face. He hasn’t even spoken to me since morning. DK goes through a lot of mood swings. As soon as he wins a game
he’ll be back to his usual self. – I’m here for you. You can talk to me.
– No, Shruti. I can’t do anything.
I can’t stand this. I’m leaving. But Shruti will also get bored
if Loli isn’t around. Shruti… Talking to customers has really
taught you to persuade people. You shouldn’t panic
for no apparent reason. It’s all this app’s fault. You’ve checked LinkedIn more times than
that boy has checked TikTok since morning. What do you keep checking on it? Not much. I just keep a log of
my friends’ promotions and pictures of them in blazers. Then I move from one profile to the other, from the other to similar profile
so on and so forth I’m perpetually caught in this loop. So, this is LinkedIn? Hmmm. Nice! Nice? These are your chips.
And these are yours. Don’t eat them. I know that you’re nervous. I can read you.
I can read you like a book. I can read you trying to read me. Huh… read that! Uh… table of contents… Preface, page number 1,
page number 2… Are you going to finish reading this book
before the game even begins? [Playing Taki Taki song by DJ Snake] Alright. We should get going.
Let’s go, Sidhu. His college will remain open for two more
months so, he’ll be busy at the canteen. But what happens
after his college closes?! – Whaddup?
– What’s up, oldie? What a killer app
you’ve shown me, Sasha babes! You even get a ‘people who
viewed your profile’ notification every 30 minutes. – Nice!
– And you know what? Check this out! Whoa! This tattoo is dope, mofos! I know, right? I think I should get it on my face. – That’d be so cool.
– Real cool! Hi! – By the way, I’m Sid.
– Sidhu. Which app are you guys talking about? Uh… wait… wait… You don’t know about LinkedIn? – Hey Louis…
– Yes, Sasha babe? This guy here doesn’t know about LinkedIn. A lame-o! LinkedIn? What is LinkedIn? It’s a crazy app, man. Where you can just do so much! From personal development
to entrepreneurships… – And make connections like…
– This! Whoa! But what happens there?
What do we have to do? Get your arse here, bro. So kiddo… basics! You have to create a profile.
Write cool stuff about yourself. It doesn’t have to be real. But you have to sound complicated. – Complicated?
– Yeah. I can do that. Tell me more, bro. What more can I tell you, bro? You can set your title to anything
you’d like. Last week, I was a Manager. And this week… I am the Director of Operations, b**ch*s! Let me just check out
who all are on this app. Bro, everyone is there. – Duh!
– Believe me, feel me! You’ll be checking out the profiles
of your classmates more than yours. Freak! You guys are so right! I just downloaded this app and I’ve already received a notification asking me to check how much
I’ve ranked in profile views. – To hell with all the other apps!
– Yeah. I’m going to raise hell on this app. – Do it!
– Show them! Come on, mom! The real game begins now, morons! Daddy is coming to play LinkedIn! Sidhu? Sidhu… Sidhu! – Don’t forget to follow Mahesh Murthy.
– And Manoj Jain too. Dr. Lalit Prajapati?! Yes, ma’am. It all makes sense now. If he continues to surf LinkedIn,
then he’s bound to get a job too. And aunty, please send us our pay cheque
with his first salary, okay? Here’s the invoice. Okay, aunty!
Aunty… I mean, shall I help you
hail an autorickshaw? No, I’d like to walk back. I had promised the lord that I would. Yes, aunty. But please watch
lesser movies. Rest is fine. You’ve won! DK you can stop
calling yourself PK now. What happened, Damodar? Hmmm… Check. Raise. DK bhaiya, what are you doing? – What?
– Raise! You could give her
your credit card pin number. Check. Raise. DK bhaiya, do you have anything left? Oh… What’s this?
This sh*t cap won’t do! Hey… man… Try to understand the sentiment, there’s
intense music playing in the background. Alright. Okay. Showdown. Woohoo! My God! That’s why they call me Poker King.
Full house, b*tch*s! Wait a minute.
Madam, please show your cards. Oh… Radhika madam… You have a four of a kind. We’ve won! Radhika madam won. Hey… how did this happen? What do you mean? You’re a bad player!
A false Poker King! Take off the cap. Damodar Kondapalli, you have nothing left. You had a smidgen of dignity left
but you lost that by bluffing. It’s not the case. I still have my most prized possession. My friend. Ahuja sir? Loli… Really, DK? Thanks, buddy. Congratulations, Radhika. DK, you deserved it. DK, I need the Tathaastu company card. I want to order dinner. Sir, how will DK bhaiya
hand you the wallet? Radhika madam won the wallet. Sorry, sir. DK lost it, ask him. DK, I don’t care.
Order using your own card. I want soup. Loli… Will you buy us booze
to drown our sorrows? Sure, DK. Why not? I’ll get us booze. I’ll break my 15000 rupee FD if I have to,
but I’ll buy us booze. – Come, let’s go.
– I love you, man. Thank you, buddy. Santosh, is there anything to eat? Yes, sir. There is
‘Kanhaiya Cool Special’ Lassi. I’ll get it. But you have a bad throat, sir. What? You want me to stare at the ceiling
and scream? Sir, I don’t get paid enough to do that.
Bye, goodnight. [AHUJA SNORING] Sir… You must be hungry. Shall I order food for you? Unlock your phone. Veg? Non veg? Alright, I’ll do it. I’ll wake you up when the food arrives. There’s bad reception in here.
I’ll be right back. Sleep well. One by one, take 72. And… action! A customer is asking for Pepsi Blue. OMG! Mom, you’ve already started! How many times have I told you that
I don’t wish to get married? Why is Radhika upset? Who are you, a**hole? I reject this potential suitor. Alright… Just because I’m out of form doesn’t mean
I have forgotten to bat.
Now what I want to talk about is a very simple
move and a very effective move that I call a “flip flap”. Now, Ronaldinho likes to do
this a lot. Basically, you’re dribbling and you take one touch inside, and then with the
same foot, you bring it outside right afterwards. So it looks like this. And eventually, you’ll be able to do it where
it’s only one touch, and you’re just cradling the ball around. But right now, just practice
with two touches. And so when a defender gets in there, you can fake your momentum going
in and go out. You can also reverse the direction of the flip flap. You can go out and in. It’s
the same idea. That’s a good way to practice right there is to field both sides of the
ball with your feet.
Guarded by Sheffield, Loewe down the paint, driving lay-up is up and in. Van Vliet whips it out to Ayesa for 3 and its up and good. What a nice see by Andy Van Vliet. Trying to get in underneath to Nathan, they do this time and Nathan goes in for a slam. Bounce pass from Thornton Scott, that is an assist and we are tied. He’s open, left open. Bounce pass underneath, Nathan Knight goes in for the dunk. What patience by Thornton Scott. Nathan Knight has got to do something with it. Now to Scott for 3 and it is up and good as the buzzer goes off on the 3-point effort.