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Dude Perfect: Bad Joke Telling

August 20, 2019


What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came? What? He wet his plants What do ghosts ride in an amusement park? A Roller-Ghoster. Where Would You Find Flying Rabbits? In The Hare-Force What Happens When Frogs Parked Illegally? They Get Toad What Would You Call Two Spiders That Just Got Married? Newly-Webs What Do You Call a Pig That Does Karate? A Porkchop What’s Brown and sticky? A stick. PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [Wheezing] Got ’em GOT ‘EM Oh, that is funny. Well done, Congrats. Hey, just one more for the Giggles. Yeah Did you hear? Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents. What Fish Taste Best With Peanut Butter? Jelly Fish What do you call a Jacket… Hold on… What Do You Call A Jacket That Goes Up In Flames? A Blazer. Why Can’t A Nose Be Twelve Inches Long? Because It Would Be A Foot. What’s An Astronaut’s Favourite Board Game? Moon-opoly When Is A Cigar Like Fish? When It’s Smoked I Have Six Eyes, Two Mouths And Three Ears, What Am I Ugly Hahahaha. THAT IS HILARIOUS. What’s Brown, Hariry And Wears Sunglasses? A Coconut On A Vacation Why Do Golfers Wear Two Pairs Of Pants? In Case They Get A Hole-In-One What Does A Painter Do When He Gets Cold? I dunno. He Puts On Another Coat. If Fish Lived On Land, Where Would They Live? In Finland. (My Next One Is Amazing.) What Kind Of Pictures Do Turtles Take? Shelfies. On Which Side Do Chickens Have The Most Feathers? The Outside. Yes, Oh Classic Chicken Joke. Hey, Oh Man, Hey Sir, Sorry About That. How Come Oysters Never Give A Lot Of Their Money? Because They’re Shellfish. What Do You Call A Lazy Dinosaur? A Stega-Snorous. What Do You Call A Man Who Never Toots In Public? He’s A Private Tutor How Do You Cut An Ocean Into Two? You use a sea-saw. What Does A Grape Say When Its Stepped On? Nothing, It Just Lets Out A Little Wine. Why Don’t Melons Get Married? Because They Cantaloupe. Knock Knock, Who’s There, Who, Who? you sound like an Owl. Good Effort. HAHAHA That’s Amazing! That is amazing. Oh, you know what I’ll let you go for it.

100 Comments

  • Reply Whistle December 13, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    NEW episode of Dude Perfect Bad Joke Telling right here! https://whistle.video/DPBadJokes

  • Reply Top Nep June 25, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    Did you notice how… uhhh…
    (looks over at a fork)
    Forks?

  • Reply Top Nep June 25, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?

  • Reply JoZiah fortnite God June 26, 2019 at 12:24 am

    I would tell you a joke about paper but itโ€™s terrible

  • Reply SpazFishing June 26, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Go purple hoser!!!!

  • Reply Spas Spasov June 26, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Why do dinosaurs have short arms?
    Because their dead

  • Reply Britt Taylor June 26, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    what do you call a candy bar that always spies on people

    a sneaker

  • Reply Ayush Shah June 26, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Did anyone else think Garrett's laugh was sarcastic and saying that was funny

  • Reply Trevor Nock June 26, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    That's punny ๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Lucy Perez June 27, 2019 at 12:59 am

    DUDE PERFECTโ€™S IN OVERTIME

  • Reply HANNS SISON June 27, 2019 at 3:55 am

    Finally! A video where they don't do any crazy trickshots. Pill of the Podcast?

  • Reply Felix sahlin June 28, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Me: whats Brown and sticky.

    Vanossgaming: hoodini

  • Reply Parin Patel June 29, 2019 at 4:03 am

    What did Hitler say when he found out he had a caffeine anxiety?

    "Auschwitz to decaf."

  • Reply Parin Patel June 29, 2019 at 4:05 am

    Where did the Russian go to smoke?

    To the Juulag

  • Reply Lukas Millard June 29, 2019 at 6:13 am

    How have u not heard that stick one?

  • Reply Nothingtoseehere June 30, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Why should you never mess with a pepper?

    Because theyโ€™ll get jalapeรฑo face

  • Reply S k e p t i c a l June 30, 2019 at 7:15 am

    The comment section is full of jokes, beware.

    PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK

  • Reply Patty Spain June 30, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Here is a joke for you to use.

    What is the smartest animal.
    opponent guesses
    A snake, cause you cant pull its leg.

  • Reply Melita CERAR July 1, 2019 at 11:09 am

    VERY FUNNY

  • Reply Sikael 4 life July 1, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    What do you call a magic owl

    Hoodini

  • Reply Taylor Brooks July 2, 2019 at 3:13 am

    What did the red light say to the green light.. Donโ€™t look Iโ€™m changing

  • Reply Janice Fernandez July 2, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Who do u like more like=coby comment=cody

  • Reply Extreme Iron Man 1645 July 3, 2019 at 10:09 am

    I know the owl knock knock joke it's my favourite joke

  • Reply Ali The Owl July 5, 2019 at 2:50 am

    what do you call an egg without a shell?

    Messy.

  • Reply Ali The Owl July 5, 2019 at 2:52 am

    man women really know how to hold a grudge, last week i switched her lipstick with superglue, she hasn't spoken to me since

  • Reply Ali The Owl July 5, 2019 at 2:54 am

    A dad was washing his car with his son, the son said, " why cant you just use a sponge?"

  • Reply Ridiculous Rick July 6, 2019 at 6:19 am

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    Tentacles

  • Reply clayton christo July 7, 2019 at 6:17 am

    God the twins are stupid.

  • Reply Loservegetable July 9, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Technically a stick doesnโ€™t have to be brown

  • Reply OW7EN666 July 9, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    I would appreciate it if you subed to me ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply MasterJr July 9, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan!

  • Reply Noel Rodriguez July 10, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Cody: I HAVE SIX EYES 2 MOUTHS AND 3 EARS WHAT AM I ?

    Me: uhhh you?

  • Reply Mariah Parks July 10, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    4:01 โ€œclassic chicken jokeโ€

  • Reply Kellan Phillips July 12, 2019 at 2:13 am

    I hate Tyler

  • Reply gaming with will July 12, 2019 at 5:52 am

    5:24 the best part of the video

  • Reply The Dragon Gamer July 13, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    Tyler:โœŒ๐Ÿฝ
    Garret:โœŒ๐Ÿผ

    Tyler:โœŒ๐Ÿฝ
    Garret:โœŒ๐Ÿผ

    Tyler:โœŒ๐Ÿฝ
    Garret:โœŒ๐Ÿผ

    Tyler:โœŠ๐Ÿฝ
    Garret:โœŠ๐Ÿผ

    Me: *died at the floor*

  • Reply SayfRG2874 July 15, 2019 at 4:24 am

    What is so good about Switzerland?

    I don't know but it's flag has a big plus. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ

  • Reply Mรค July 15, 2019 at 8:58 am

    3:35 SUOMI MAINITTU!

  • Reply FaZeYEET OVO July 15, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    2:31
    I love this joke
    I laughed so hard ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Dumb Frog July 15, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    Whatโ€™s the smartest bee a bumble bee

  • Reply Daniel Lec July 16, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    What do you call a stick that does karate?

    A CHOPstick.

  • Reply All INONE July 16, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Lol i am laughing at even the lamest jokes๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply ashley espiritu July 18, 2019 at 8:31 am

    4:14 cringe

  • Reply Cade Birdsell July 19, 2019 at 3:18 am

    I have a joke knock knock whose there boo, boo who, whatโ€™s wrong

  • Reply Arjun Dasalkar July 20, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    The Knock Knock joke is totally taken from Looking for Alaska!

  • Reply Fb 10 July 20, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    I lagged when he said got em

  • Reply Micah Wink July 21, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    What is red, hard and bad for your teeth?

    A brick

  • Reply Flippie. YT July 22, 2019 at 6:01 am

    SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN FINLAND OMGOMG

  • Reply Amal JS July 22, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Did you here about the joke about the dustbin lorry?

    Never mind, it's far to dirty.
    PS: the sidemen do it better

  • Reply Arditto1 Animated July 22, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Iโ€™m going to tell some dad jokes, Iโ€™m telling you now because itโ€™s going to be quite apPARENT

  • Reply Jacob Woolliams July 23, 2019 at 1:35 am

    2:39

  • Reply Dan D July 23, 2019 at 11:09 am

    I would have totally been Cody. I laugh at my own jokes way too readily.

  • Reply Chip Chap Chop July 24, 2019 at 9:09 am

    How do you get a bunch of pikachus on a bus?

    You POKEemOn!

  • Reply Chip Chap Chop July 24, 2019 at 9:10 am

    What do you call a man with no shin bone?

    TONY!!!

    (Toe knee!?)

  • Reply Oscar Kรคpyaho July 25, 2019 at 10:00 am

    I am from finland….

  • Reply skourtes1 July 26, 2019 at 3:50 am

    I under stoos all of them but the melons married one.

  • Reply FKRL July 26, 2019 at 7:55 am

    2:30
    lmao

  • Reply Can Haktan July 26, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    1:13 lol what a laugh!

  • Reply Specific Ocean July 27, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Why can't dogs climb trees?

    All the BARK was in the way

  • Reply Jordan Belander July 28, 2019 at 2:23 am

    What did the penis say to the condom?

    Cover me, I'm going in

  • Reply Tiny Little Gamer July 28, 2019 at 10:50 am

    https://whistle.video/DPBadJokes

  • Reply Rytkรถn Ville July 28, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE LETS MEET ON THE TORI!!!!! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ

  • Reply ItsKepa July 28, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN!! perkelee ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Peyton Bell July 29, 2019 at 2:40 am

    What kind of comedy lazy people do not do?

    Stand up

  • Reply Joanne Espejo July 29, 2019 at 5:01 am

    Tyler:the bearded guy
    Cody:the tall guy
    Garrett:the purple hoser
    Coby:twin1
    Cory:twin2

  • Reply michael adamson July 29, 2019 at 5:49 am

    Itโ€™s weird to see Cody that intense

  • Reply Random Vlogzz July 29, 2019 at 7:48 am

    2:38 Cody lost he laughed first

  • Reply Tim YT July 29, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean

    Nothing. It just waved

  • Reply E to The A July 30, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    A nose can be a foot if you're a giant

  • Reply E to The A July 30, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    I love Co__

    Guess who
    There are three

  • Reply E to The A July 30, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Everyone's telling their jokes fast but Coby and Cory

  • Reply E to The A July 30, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Love Tyler vs Cody

  • Reply Unreadbump ! July 31, 2019 at 9:10 am

    Cody is trying to hard

  • Reply Are You Ready Cassie?! August 1, 2019 at 8:10 am

    Great vid ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Shree Laxman August 2, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Friend: I dunno

    Me: to get to the idiot's house.

    Me: Knock Knock

    Friend: Who's there?

    Me: THE CHICKEN lol

  • Reply Robert Parker August 3, 2019 at 12:35 am

    I wrote a song about a tortilla

    Actually, itโ€™s a wrap (Rap)

  • Reply Nilanjan Mridha August 3, 2019 at 6:51 am

    On which side you've the most flesh? Inside๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • Reply R&O -Team August 3, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Just the questions make me laugh

  • Reply Leigh Duncan August 3, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    Thanks to ya'll my daughter now tells everyone she meets a joke. It really helps her get passed being shy, thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Reply anjalinthorve August 4, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Bad jokes more like dad jokes

  • Reply Keon Tacat August 5, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Who is the driver the Mexican or the American?

    Edit : the police officer

  • Reply NeKietas GD August 6, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    When your friend said bad joke but u have to lough because he pay bill
    1:12 (fake laugh)

  • Reply Trick shot Logan August 8, 2019 at 1:42 am

    Cody cheated by laughing

  • Reply Fayeq Pubger August 8, 2019 at 6:34 am

    Ppppppllllllllzzzz make some more

  • Reply BM August 8, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    I never buy metal you know why?
    Cuz thieves likes to steel

  • Reply vinay Thakur August 9, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Joke is your life hihihihi๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Idk what to name this August 9, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    1:05 i got that one

  • Reply Ricxz T August 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    What Do You Call A Bad Joke

    a Bad Joke

  • Reply joshua2010660 August 10, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    how come the toilet paper couldn't cross the road?

    it fell in the crack

  • Reply Super Noob August 11, 2019 at 2:26 am

    Look at Codyโ€™s face and tell me what you see

  • Reply AHGASE G7G August 11, 2019 at 10:52 am

    This wasn't funny, but it's okay. ๐Ÿ˜†

  • Reply Satheesh Kallungal August 11, 2019 at 11:48 am

    Ur to fat cuz ur a cow so moove over

  • Reply Ben Sparks August 11, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Why do I feel like they got these off of the back of laffy taffy

  • Reply Yasir Khan August 12, 2019 at 8:52 am

    4:04 That is what you feel when you are ignored.

  • Reply 360 Fish Slayers PNW August 14, 2019 at 5:56 am

    1:06
    heroin

  • Reply SrLemo August 14, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    1:13 that laugh was definitely fake. No one laughs that hard to a joke like that.

  • Reply FYE_Phoneas August 16, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    CODYS FACE AT 1:51 HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Travis Berry August 17, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Wait at 2:40 Cody laughed first, doesnโ€™t that mean the Purple Hoser wins the round? ๐Ÿค”

  • Reply InklingFan77 Mettaton1936 August 18, 2019 at 3:23 am

    2:31 best joke from Cody Jones

  • Reply Mark Gabriel Masangkay August 19, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    I have a two jokes but the first joke is about construction but I'm still working on it
    And the second joke is about holes but it's deep sorry :/

    You get them
    .

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