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Gilli Danda Competition – Motu Patlu in Hindi WITH ENGLISH, SPANISH & FRENCH SUBTITLES

September 12, 2019


I would be the champion if this competition had been in my childhood. Hey Ghasitaram, I used to play tip-cat a lot. I had hit many billets of wood. And had broken many sticks, the entire colony was amazed. Ok big brother, I played it in childhood and forgot now. Tomorrow is the competition and I want to win so we need to start practicing from today on wards. Motu, I have twenty years of experience of playing this game, come on I will help you in practicing. None other than John will win this competition!! None other than Motu will lose the competition!! Wow boss!! What a poetry!! Hey, leave the poem, let’s think about winning the competition. Look here, hold the stick like this and place the billet of wood like this on the ground. Now hit the stick on this billet like this. Sorry, the stick fell by mistake. Look, you need to hold the stick tightly and then have complete attention on the billet of wood. Don’t wander. Ok, I understood, now let me try. I will take this away. There is nothing to worry once its not there. Where is the billet of wood gone? Now how will we know the distance covered by the billet? The rule of this competition is that, the one who hits the billet of wood farthest will win. Hey Patlu, my friend, I have made a high tech billet of wood for such an occasion. Look here. The maximum distance covered by the billet will be shown on this meter. And it will go faraway in speed and come back again. Look here. Hey look here, this meter shows that the distance covered is 100 meters. Wow! Big brother, you have made such an extraordinary billet of wood. Give me, now I will practice. Oh! I forgot that if the billet enters somebody’s house then it won’t come back. The billet has gone into boxer’s house. Who will bring it back from boxer’s house? The person who stroked it, will bring back. Big brother, going there is like getting in a clash with Boxer, please make another one. Hey Motu, my friend, it is impossible to make another billet instantly. Now it’s going to be fun when boxer will gives them punishment. Idea! Listen. What is the matter sister? Sir, I am selling a detergent, this is our shining detergent. Dear sir, your window is broken, I repair glasses. No brother, it is not broken. It is broken. Have a look once. Hey, I told you it isn’t broken!! I won’t see, don’t dare to harass me again. Yes, you say Miss detergent. Madam, wait a second. Hello sir, if your ceiling is broken then please let me know. I repair ceilings. It isn’t broken. Look, I don’t raise hands on women, please don’t mind. You are my guest, this is my salute to you. I suggest giving a punching bag to this boxer for practicing. He always considers us as his punching bag for practices. He has broken us. Let me see whether this billet is proper or not. Everything is fine. John wait, give that billet back otherwise you will have to suffer. I will suffer, right now it’s your time to suffer. You hit the billet of wood on my head, not once but repeatedly. I won’t let you win this competition, John will become the don!! I won’t let you take this billet in a good condition, I will break it into pieces, I will destroy it. John, before that I will destroy you. Take this!! Let’s check whether this is working or John has destroyed it completely. I guess John has destroyed it completely. All our hard work has gone in vain. Big brother, please do something, it is giving out current. Hey Motu, my friend, I guess there is some problem in it, wear the rubber gloves to avoid the current. Ok big brother, I wore it. Wow! This is wonderful, the billet has covered one kilometer yet It isn’t falling down. It is coming, again it will hit me on my head, it has already seen my head, run!! Why is this billet of wood bothering only me, why only me? No!!! John you have smashed the billet many times and now it will take its revenge properly. Brothers, today in this tip-cat competition, the first prize goes to Motu and Patlu. It is strange that the billet hit by them has not landed on the ground yet. Look, this distance measuring machine is still measuring the distance being covered by it. I have no clue when this billet of wood will fall down. Hey, wait, where are you both running? Who will remove the billet from my stomach? Please wait!!

28 Comments

  • Reply Muhammad Umar December 15, 2017 at 9:21 am

    Motu

  • Reply Muhammad Umar December 15, 2017 at 9:22 am

    Patlu nice

  • Reply Junaid Khan December 30, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    john ko bhi hero bane ka maka day

  • Reply Zaka Khattak January 1, 2018 at 4:58 am

    Love gasitaram 🤣🤣

  • Reply Abdul Basit Rind January 10, 2018 at 3:23 am

    Motu nice

  • Reply faizan saeed January 17, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    oye motu mere bhai mere yaar mere humdum

  • Reply Muhammad Usman February 3, 2018 at 10:10 am

    You are great people who creat this cartoon. Superb cartoon ever.

  • Reply Annie Chahudary March 8, 2018 at 5:52 am

    Beghairat John

  • Reply Hammad Rajpoot May 9, 2018 at 3:47 pm

    I love Chingam Charater han
    qanon ki kasam!

  • Reply niama razzaq June 16, 2018 at 12:29 pm

    Motu is so brave

  • Reply Shani Randhawa July 25, 2018 at 10:02 pm

    I love Moto patlu n John

  • Reply Muhid Khan August 3, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    Nice

  • Reply Waqas waqas August 13, 2018 at 2:22 pm

    I love this show

  • Reply Saim's Cricket guide August 20, 2018 at 11:20 am

    Nice

  • Reply Asif Raza October 25, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    I love galli danda

  • Reply Sanjay Kumar November 28, 2018 at 12:19 am

    Nice

  • Reply Talha Memon December 1, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    Gilli danda is very nice game

  • Reply Usman Ali December 3, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    Super

  • Reply syeda jabeen fatima December 9, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Nice

  • Reply syeda jabeen fatima December 9, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Nice

  • Reply Tariq Chahal0 December 10, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Nice game

  • Reply Hamza Malik March 27, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Very funny

  • Reply Knsaraiki April 11, 2019 at 1:22 am

    my 5 year old couldn't stop laughing 😅

  • Reply Shoaib Malik April 13, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Motu

  • Reply Kaka Khan May 13, 2019 at 9:01 am

    😎😎😎😎😎😎👍

  • Reply Kaka Khan May 13, 2019 at 9:01 am

    😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👍

  • Reply Kaka Khan May 13, 2019 at 9:02 am

    😍😍😍😍😍👍

  • Reply Nadeem khan July 31, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    John bahut cute lagta hai

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