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HOCKEY DISS TRACK

August 21, 2019


all right boys it’s time to grip it and
rip it couple Tendy terminators right here
boys thats right boys low cheese Missy’s now you got a couple Mike monsters right
Jacob that’s right boys yeah yeah Jacob tell em what we’re doing
y’all know we’re the best ripping bissy’s from the West it’s Jacob and Olly
in hockey you know we’re holy when it comes to rippin rope they call us the Pope and
if you think you can win boy you got no hope we got the fundies on lock so you
better not talk cuz if you chirp too much you’ll be outlined in chalk be starting up now like an
opening face off you better look out the league’s getting a facewash start in the six they
scooped Johnny T but you can’t get a ring without no D so you better take
some notes from the young gun Oilers all those first rounds turned out to be
spoilers round of applause for the Caps winnin Stanley I think it’s kinda weird with
the age forty Cappy they shut down the Pens
starting the drought we hope not though the golden boy might pout Low cheese Missy
top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even if there’s a whissy quick wrappy extra
greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claiming the cappy tha tha tha tha tha
that’s right boys Jesus Jacob come on that’s right boys we’re on to the next and just
like Eichael were cashin paychecks he followed the fundies moved up in rank
you’re welcome buddy I hope your team dont tank back home we got the best Johnny
hockey dangling and sniping looking kinda cocky
sending over apples to mr. Money hands we got the best fans rockin red
in the stands your bread for the fourth line so take it as a sign got the whole team
chirping Kessler off the glass you’re probably gonna mess up a two-foot
pass you got stammer in the east ripping one T’s like a beast
what to mean he can’t scrap you got Stevie wide attack Ben and Seguin
tell us what you think another 2v2 at your home rink we watched
the old footy and took some notes and now it’s our turn to show you the ropes
yeah you know we ain’t scared see you picked the night just last year was
Tyler’s first fight low cheese missy Top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even
if there is a whissy, quick wrappy extra greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin’
in the cappy okay End to end boys, everytime – everyshift we don’t ice the puck boys. Ottawa dished their number one D got
their back-end looking a little empty okay one quick quest’y what y’all know
about the Marchand spec’ie we know he’s not everybody’s cup of tea but he
tucks a perfect hippie right at your knee you got Boeser in the West y’all
know his name Sedin’s retired they might win a playoff game nope kiddin
though they had a great career despite the sarcasm I’m being sincere he’s got
the best wheels and the league Larkin our boy with nothing but speed he’s a
purebred beauty but 15th pick he would have been one with some Gordy hat-tricks
Low cheese Missy top corn snizzy we ain’t stopping even if there’s a wizzy quick
wrappy extra-greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin the Cappy. That’s right boys That’s right boys
I’ll take it you know I rip best when i tickle the mesh played seven years Pro
out in Bangladesh the greasy lip sweater my lettuce on lock if a fight
breaks out you know I’m ready to rock I’m a concrete cowboy rocking handle
chops my beard games strong I’m always getting props every time I shoot I’m rippin top corns
my theme song has always been a goal horn you’re looking at the
finest it’s easy to see ain’t no one getting past Jacob and me nope you
think you can you’re welcome to try yeah just don’t get mad if we make you cry
it’s only step one we’re calling the whole league out if you didn’t hear
your name there’s no need to pout we’re the best in the biz and ready to scrap
You just learned the fundies of how to rap Low Cheese top corn snizzy we ain’t stopping even
if there’s a wizzy quick wrappy extra greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin
the clappy Low cheese missy top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even if there is a
whissy quick wrappy extra greasy snappy Olly and jacob we claimin the Cappy Low
cheese Missy top corn snizzy we ain’t stoppin even if there’s a whissy
Quick wrappy extra-greasy snappy Olly and Jacob we claimin the cappy that’s right boys Jesus Jacob I think we’re done here
yeah let’s get out of here we’re gone

100 Comments

  • Reply RayzorGoalie April 21, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    What about mtl

  • Reply Steven Call April 21, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    There not even in the nhl

  • Reply Ghost boy April 21, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    I live in jasper

  • Reply Jason Schmidt April 21, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    But then the flames lost 4-1 in the series

  • Reply Patrick sullivan April 22, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Hope the gold boy don't pout

  • Reply mc drai April 22, 2019 at 1:28 am

    Beauty flows boys! Bar down with this one boys!

  • Reply D'Arcy Panziera April 22, 2019 at 1:56 am

    Tryna be the new Chucky Slick #livinthedream

  • Reply Max Grunau April 22, 2019 at 2:19 am

    Is that the Beastie Boys?

  • Reply Juce April 22, 2019 at 2:36 am

    3 days and only 33 dislikes. These guys are everything ❤️

  • Reply Gaming Evan April 22, 2019 at 4:00 am

    This is so sick

  • Reply Sean DeCoursey April 22, 2019 at 5:13 am

    same team that got wiped 4-1 but a second wild card 😳

  • Reply EV Man April 22, 2019 at 9:13 am

    You 2 with dwarf mamba vs benn,seguin and radulov

  • Reply Parker K April 22, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    When is this on I tunes or Spotify

  • Reply Parker K April 22, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    This is insane

  • Reply Austinater1999 April 22, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Pure Bueaty Boyz.

  • Reply Liam Carsey April 22, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Ok why does this slap so much, love you boys 🗿 no homo

  • Reply Fraserbmckenzie April 22, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    This is so fuckin wack boys

  • Reply Treyton Stanley April 22, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    This slaps boys🔥🔥🔥

  • Reply Jacob LeBlanc April 22, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    😂😂 beauty’s

  • Reply Jacob LeBlanc April 22, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    Put it on Apple Music and Spotify plz

  • Reply LiamGM -08 April 22, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Glorious! Can’t believe someone could dislike this. Yeah

  • Reply Joshua Agnese April 22, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Spotify

  • Reply Nickolas Shapka April 22, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Too bad the flames lost first round

  • Reply roman coolguy April 22, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    like if panther fan. i know they arent that good.

  • Reply Spike Gamer April 22, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Ottawa’s d are not empty, they have branstrom and chabot

  • Reply Luke Gibbs April 22, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Like is they should release this to Apple Music and Spotify

  • Reply its ya girl Alexiac April 22, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Best thing I've ever heard

  • Reply Ryan Donzy April 22, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    This was a slapper boys

  • Reply anybody can be this April 22, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    This is fire.💥

  • Reply tristan sings April 22, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Die hard flames fan

  • Reply Sam Durk April 23, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Who needs Drake when you have these guys😂😂

  • Reply DudeDecent777 April 23, 2019 at 1:05 am

    Boys this needs to come to spotify

  • Reply Salty 2230 April 23, 2019 at 3:38 am

    It’s a banger boys it’s got all the fundies.

  • Reply James Drobot April 23, 2019 at 5:57 am

    This is the best, my new fav when will this be on Spotify Calgary’s Saddledome that’s 20 mins away from me

  • Reply Ben Chandler April 23, 2019 at 8:45 am

    When is this dropping on Spotify so I can add to my house party list😍

  • Reply Hockey Training April 23, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Marchand specie

  • Reply Robert Slaughter April 23, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    This was great

  • Reply Charlie Dobres April 23, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    So bad that it is the best song of all time out it on Spotify

  • Reply Dayton Yakowchuk April 23, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    this is my favourite diss and you are my favourite youtube channel

  • Reply Logan cummings April 23, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    Who would ever disrespect this video and dislike it

  • Reply ryla6040 ryla6040 April 23, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    Fuck you hockey is meant for real Canadians not you Texan hillbillys you are making your self look like shit you in comparing fuckes

  • Reply QuarterMan88 April 24, 2019 at 5:34 am

    Bet if I take a shit wearing a Leafs Jersey I'll get a million hits.

  • Reply 7gregz7 April 24, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    lol, this is awesome 😀

  • Reply JENGBERT April 24, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    If this isn't in the next NHL game I'll be disappointed

  • Reply Michael's Hockey April 24, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    It was pleasure meeting you boys ,; watch and learn some 
    https://youtu.be/prdjuksvpJI

  • Reply MR_Fruity April 25, 2019 at 12:55 am

    I live in Calgary

  • Reply Ben Eastaugh April 25, 2019 at 8:06 am

    I started dieing of laughter hen he started doing pull ups😂😂

  • Reply Liam Beerman April 25, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Stammer doesn’t have Stevie Y anymore because he came home😍

  • Reply Logan Corbeil April 25, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    They hit AND spit bars🔥

  • Reply Owen Cyca April 25, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    5 days ago there was 41 dislikes now 5 days later there's 49 wow thats CRAZY

  • Reply Hudson Lungal389 April 25, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    Spotify plz

  • Reply Andy Brown April 26, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    0:44 to 0:53 is the best

  • Reply Maison Beauregard April 27, 2019 at 2:26 am

    I know joke listen to this song like 4-5 times a day on Spotify! Great song we need more!!😂

  • Reply Cheezey EVOLVED April 27, 2019 at 2:38 am

    I’m from calgary

  • Reply Sherrie Krueger April 27, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    We don’t ice the puck.LOL

  • Reply Serena6599 April 29, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Best song ever when will it come out on iTunes

  • Reply SCUFFED Austin April 29, 2019 at 3:01 am

    Bro it’s funny because I actually live in Calgary!

  • Reply Roman Hi April 29, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    What’s a Gordy hat trick

  • Reply Patrick says Whompst April 30, 2019 at 1:37 am

    One of the many rappers Eminem was scared to battle against.

  • Reply Trill mP April 30, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Where’s Luka

  • Reply Gavin vlogs now May 1, 2019 at 12:25 am

    When they something about the golden boy is that for winnipeg

  • Reply K. PacificNW May 1, 2019 at 3:57 am

    Needs a remix for sure. Add a lot more audio stuff.

  • Reply BlankSpacez - May 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Right Jacob?

  • Reply Rez_boyz May 1, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Best song boyz

  • Reply Aiden Nezic May 2, 2019 at 12:38 am

    Low Cheese Missy

  • Reply Justin Sideyou May 2, 2019 at 2:44 am

    Idk why this reminded me of Boats N Hoes

  • Reply David Fox May 2, 2019 at 5:28 am

    I wish I could slap multiple likes on this

  • Reply That dude Jonathan May 2, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Top 10 rappers eminem was too scared to diss

  • Reply Matheus Theisen May 3, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Lyrics maybe?
    Awesome!

  • Reply Ricardo E Arellanes May 5, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    4:47 LOL! 🤣

  • Reply Joshua Nihill May 6, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    nice boys

  • Reply Joshua Nihill May 6, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    subscriber

  • Reply Jonah Hass May 6, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Im your biggest fan boys.

  • Reply Joshua Nihill May 6, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    jonah and me love you guys

  • Reply Jonah Hass May 6, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    those 52 dislikes must be goalies in the bangladesh league.

  • Reply Luke Quinn May 7, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    Soon to be my only song on my favorite playlist (You guys about to win a grammy)

  • Reply Fizzle Gaming May 9, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    why doesn't this have 1 billion views

  • Reply JacobArdown OllyPostanin May 10, 2019 at 2:44 am

    Can you boys make another one. Ive downloaded on spotify.

  • Reply Pauly B May 13, 2019 at 9:13 am

    Extra greasy.

  • Reply Kale Yerxa May 13, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    I love the flames and I’m from Calgary

  • Reply Zach thiessen May 17, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    says jonny hockey he had 1 point in the playoffs

  • Reply snzalka May 18, 2019 at 12:52 am

    The roast on Crosby and Marchand tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply SkinnyJesus May 20, 2019 at 5:10 am

    McDavids got the best wheels

  • Reply Hockey boys May 25, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    You Guys are my favourite YouTubes I love your vids

  • Reply Mason Kelm May 27, 2019 at 3:10 am

    Good job at catching your glove finally olly

  • Reply dill hockey June 2, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    This is my locker room song

  • Reply Cringemaster June 5, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    #boysarebuzzin

  • Reply Trey Sheehy June 8, 2019 at 3:35 am

    Lol

  • Reply Blake Cabral June 16, 2019 at 12:22 am

    These guys are telling the leafs to follow the Edmonton route.
    Step 1: draft amazing player and trade him for decent defender

    Step 2: Rely on one player to carry your team

    Step 3: Pay Milan Lucic 6 mil a year

    Step 4: not having a true starter

  • Reply itismy opinion June 19, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    the flames new goal song

  • Reply Preston Jolly June 19, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Barzzzzzz

  • Reply Desi Della Fazia June 23, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Where’s the Grammy???🤔
    Chel 20 please add this to the soundtrack 🙏🏻✔️

  • Reply TheFewCats June 24, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    OMG I have been in that rink

  • Reply Ryan Murphy July 6, 2019 at 12:07 am

    Top song of the year boys

  • Reply Bill Morgan July 6, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    This is sick

  • Reply Pacific.Bluefish j July 10, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    are they in edmonton

  • Reply D&E FISHING July 18, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    How do you feel about the avs beating the flames

  • Reply Moose S10 July 20, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    2021 chel cover?

  • Reply Garett Gallacher July 21, 2019 at 6:44 am

    I look forward to all your vidies, y’all make the dayz better. Keep them cummin

  • Reply Forrest Rosen August 16, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Age 40 crappie?? Ovi’s 31 😂

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