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“NFL 2016: PART TWO” — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

August 20, 2019


**You can turn captions off and on using the CC button The police said line up! I mean, so one of those guys was a cannibal Jose! Don’t touch that! Come here, baby, yeah! Yeah man! I hate that guy. So umm… Dumbo! Hippy Power! Plants! English Red Snapper! EWW-ee I think you’re breath is… Well maybe it’s like a A dead rodent Oh, what kind of rodent? A dead rabbit or something That happens when I drink sauce That’s all that was What did you think of the little baby the people showed you? Ehh, you know looked like kinda a nice baby, you know? Umm, not a lot of fat on it I guess it’s face looked sort of lame So, they’re all kinda the same. It’s a tiger! Look out! Oh, I have really gross spit. Let me sleep on the ground You can sleep wherever I can’t sleep since you took my puppet! I wouldn’t get a tattoo on the face Unless it was of a mask If you’re comfortable, then you know I may just touch you on your elbow or something. What? Get back Jennifer, you’re gonna be 41 Hey, is something going on after work? Because I didn’t get an invite to the amazing brunch Emotion Ehh, they’re saying they want me to sing Drake up on this couch You should. What is the best job you could imagine without a wig? I guess dodge ball? You know how great it is Like I always said, these waffles are gourmet Freaking fools! Fools get in the way of fools! Here, I have your money You were supposed to pay me back there! Naw, ’cause that German guy, Rolf He told me I could pay you by the sock shed I ain’t even at home very much because I like to sleep somewhere in the woods I’m available, what do you say? You wanna have a block party one time? I do not. No? Heh, heh, heh, that’s right, I’m pretty I had to crack a gigantic tree nut Fudge can get in your hair! He’s weird, and he’s weird, and he’s weird! I’ll feed him lots of old shrimp and coffee And it should make him need to puke when the coffee gets riled up At least I really hope so I have to bless one of my little tiny dolls Don’t! Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me You gotta stir the bowl! Stir the bowl. What gets your goat in this life? When I was at the barber I’d have like this dry scalp Kinda like paper, instead of you know, like a rubbery scalp But you have what you have, so I have paper Oh no! Birds! Hey, there was a girl that had a big finger So good! Wow, they gave me the brown noser pedestrian today Where you going with that knife? Ha ha ha Yeah, I thought I’d get you with that one Hey Rico! Oh dear. The fish ended up on the filthy floor. Sorry about having the wine hands. I may need a kidney, but it’s all good! Nachos! And jello shapes! Help me! A Cro-Magnon? He’s got a creepy eye! I bought an eighth, eighth, I bought an eighth! Uhh, which words are you craving? Awww, man, I see a rhino in a white vest and I’m just wishing that maybe he was my son He could jump from that big old rock And then spill grits into his computer I woulda ate-en that Come on, man, you know how we do! Gotta blow that whistle? Have a nice day. I cut my head with a green bean…

100 Comments

  • Reply ITZ OSSY May 14, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    I bought an eighth I bought an eighth an eighth EIGHTHHSJSJAJSJJAJAJAJAJSIIAJSBSBS AYAHAHAHHAIWKWJSB I BOUGHT ONE!!!!

  • Reply Pixelatid May 16, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    3:40 I can't breathe! 😂

  • Reply Depressed_ Narwhal May 18, 2018 at 1:49 am

    OMG the last one I spit everywhere 😂😂the guy and his helmet 😂😂

  • Reply brooke Roberts May 19, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    E-motion

  • Reply Dominic Calzolari May 22, 2018 at 3:11 am

    Oh dear, the fish ended up on the filthy floor

  • Reply perfectfiresky June 6, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    Kinda nice baby, not a lot of fat on it, I guess the face looks kinda lame 😂 gonna describe my first chils this way

  • Reply The_g35life June 11, 2018 at 3:31 pm

    Like I said these waffles are gourmet😂

  • Reply ScorpionoftheShiraiRyu 2019 June 16, 2018 at 3:02 am

    It happens when I drink sauce. That's all it was

  • Reply Adora Walker June 18, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Hey hehe heh heh that's right I'm pretty

  • Reply Emma O June 19, 2018 at 4:19 am

    It’s a tiger watch out😂

  • Reply Samahra Freire June 26, 2018 at 2:49 am

    These crack me up every single time 😂😂

  • Reply John-Jed-Jorn June 28, 2018 at 7:45 am

    Oo-wee! I think your breath is, well maybe it’s like a.. a dead rodent!

  • Reply Anthony Murphy July 7, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    Get back Jennifer, you're going to be 41! And the whistle, just genius!

  • Reply Sara Hamidi July 11, 2018 at 9:07 am

    Get back Jennifer, you're 41! looooool😂😂😂

  • Reply Velvetina July 16, 2018 at 4:08 am

    “EMOTION!”🤣🤣

  • Reply seeker for gods heart July 16, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Lmao!!

  • Reply Jacqueline O. July 20, 2018 at 10:53 am

    "Get back Jennifer. You're gonna be 41!"

  • Reply Christina Mathers July 25, 2018 at 5:33 am

    I can't stop fucking laughing 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣 everyone is tryna sleep and maybe I should be too but smoke a blunt and watch this shit and whammo you're burning enough calories to skip gym for a month!

  • Reply Lucy T July 28, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    😂 please do 2018 always 😂😂😂

  • Reply Serenity July 31, 2018 at 5:32 am

    😡AWW I WOULDA ATE'N THAT, CMON MAN YOU KNOW HOW WE DO!😤

    ….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Julianna Burnett August 5, 2018 at 10:19 am

    I can’t sleep since you took my puppet 😂💀

  • Reply Chatham Duck August 5, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    Stir the bowl

  • Reply Landoman August 10, 2018 at 6:55 pm

    They want me to sing Drake upon this couch.

  • Reply Hoodxo Calum August 11, 2018 at 5:11 am

    THE CHEIFS COACH IM DEAD 😭😭☠️☠️

  • Reply Odog Alister August 11, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Nachos and Jell-O shapes

  • Reply Angela Camp August 13, 2018 at 6:39 am

    3:55 is the best

  • Reply Heather Kotler August 15, 2018 at 3:17 am

    "Jose!?!?! Don't touch that!!"

  • Reply leya the savage parker August 15, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    I am dead i can breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Leslie Pagenkopf August 17, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    my dads dad needed a kndny

  • Reply bella chloe August 20, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    “Hehehe that’s right I’m pretty”

  • Reply Nate Molefi Mohase August 24, 2018 at 2:19 am

    "Get back Jeniffer, you're gonna be 41" That's too real. XD.

  • Reply Calli-ann Fitzpatrick August 31, 2018 at 2:10 am

    Im crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Calli-ann Fitzpatrick August 31, 2018 at 2:11 am

    NACHOS AND JELLY SHAPES😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Mayhem Merill September 7, 2018 at 4:25 am

    These waffles are gourmet. 😂

  • Reply Rod Son September 9, 2018 at 2:02 am

    The whistle guy lol my ribs!

  • Reply TGSGAMER360 September 15, 2018 at 3:23 am

    What they think Cousins said
    "Hose Don't Touch That!"

    What He actually said

    "HEY YOU LIKE THAT?!?!??!?!?!? YOU LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

  • Reply Widget September 22, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    I like how the logo on the interviewer's microphone was edited to read "BLR"

  • Reply Barack Obama September 25, 2018 at 12:06 pm

    " I have really gross spit "

  • Reply Barack Obama September 25, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    " hey Rico "

  • Reply Kirsten Großmann September 27, 2018 at 3:12 am

    "I ain't even at home very much cuz I like to sleep somewhere in the woods" was my fave

  • Reply Jess Tham September 29, 2018 at 11:56 am

    03:23 was my favourite

  • Reply BTS-bangtan boys yoongi September 29, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    Emotion!

  • Reply Brian Glass October 1, 2018 at 3:23 am

    "I cut my head with a green bean" 😂😂

  • Reply Jaena October 1, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    "I may need a kidney but it's all good"

  • Reply S White October 1, 2018 at 9:55 pm

    Lmfao the refs!!!

  • Reply kinka pink October 9, 2018 at 10:57 am

    They want me to sing drake up on that couch

  • Reply Whos_BabyGap October 18, 2018 at 11:47 pm

    I had to crack a tree nut

  • Reply PowerWatts 8 October 27, 2018 at 5:41 am

    Ughiuihh..
    That happens when I drink sauce. 😂

  • Reply PowerWatts 8 October 27, 2018 at 5:41 am

    Ughiuihh..
    That happens when I drink sauce. 😂

  • Reply Infinity On High-Functioning Sociopath October 30, 2018 at 7:56 pm

    1:56 Andrew Benintendi's new catchphrase

  • Reply Filip Van Craenenbroeck November 1, 2018 at 12:01 am

    "I may need a kidney… But it's all good!" 😂

  • Reply dh d November 1, 2018 at 2:02 am

    This is hilarious

  • Reply Scott Smith November 1, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Freakin Fools! Fools getin the way of Fools!!!

  • Reply LegoLord Films November 2, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    there was a girl that had a big finger

  • Reply Jon November 4, 2018 at 3:14 am

    I cut my head with a green bean- was it frozen?

  • Reply synysterjazmyngates November 11, 2018 at 11:08 am

    these waffles are gourmet

  • Reply synysterjazmyngates November 11, 2018 at 11:17 am

    “I would have aten that! Come on, you know how we do!”

  • Reply Token Handicap November 12, 2018 at 1:59 am

    These get better each time.

  • Reply Ice Flame November 12, 2018 at 3:38 pm

    Just got an ad for Dell Cinema or something and the prop device at the end used my current wallpaper of an astronaut.

  • Reply poppyhimbo November 14, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    "sorry for the wine hands"

  • Reply ELIZABETH BERKHEIMER November 15, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    could I just touch your elbow or something?

  • Reply Brad Jackson November 17, 2018 at 4:28 am

    So funny

  • Reply Bushcraft Baxter November 27, 2018 at 6:47 am

    Hey Rico!

  • Reply Alexis Schliewe December 9, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    0:50 – 1:11 is best part

  • Reply Michael John G December 22, 2018 at 8:38 am

    Dead RODENT

  • Reply Julia Sacta December 24, 2018 at 2:54 am

    S T I R T H E B O W L

  • Reply madison powell December 26, 2018 at 3:54 am

    hippie power

  • Reply Maria Q December 27, 2018 at 12:38 am

    I may need a kidney, but it's fine

  • Reply Alex Erickson January 7, 2019 at 6:32 am

    2:37. "Oh no! Birds!" Maybe they were Seagulls…😉

  • Reply Gayan Sandamal January 9, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    This is so hilarious and the ending is effing hilarious man 😂😂😂

  • Reply aidan smith January 11, 2019 at 3:35 am

    Gotta blow that whistle..?
    🙂

  • Reply Kylie Grace January 14, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    OH NOOO BIRDSS

  • Reply westie430 January 25, 2019 at 8:36 am

    "I may need a kidney…..but it's all good…!" I died😆😆😆

  • Reply westie430 January 25, 2019 at 8:37 am

    "Dumbo! Hippie Power! Plants!
    English Red Snapper!"
    Omg please tell me that's actually what he's nicknamed the other guys 😆😆😆 my life would be complete

  • Reply FyreForce 1600 February 1, 2019 at 8:39 am

    0:13 I relate

  • Reply Kellen east February 3, 2019 at 10:04 am

    That ref really did seem to be annoying the coach.

  • Reply Goddess of Goodness and Light February 4, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    “The fish ended up on the filthy floor” You mean the ones for the animal themed party? D:

  • Reply culinaryar February 6, 2019 at 2:59 am

    2:56 OMG… F-ing RIOT!!!!

  • Reply courtney potato February 6, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    DOOOOONNNNNTTTTTT ~ Tom Brady 2016

  • Reply Football Jack18 February 26, 2019 at 12:59 am

    Keep making these videos

  • Reply BronzeSpaceComet February 26, 2019 at 1:24 am

    "Eugh-UGH! That happens when I drink sauce. That's all that was." PLEASE STOP I CAN'T

  • Reply BronzeSpaceComet February 26, 2019 at 1:25 am

    "Get back, Jennifer. You're gonna be forty-one."

  • Reply Youngard Mcgill April 20, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    Omg when those cheerleaders were dancing I died the music is awful

  • Reply Youngard Mcgill April 20, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Cut my head with a green bean uh BAAAAAH

  • Reply Youngard Mcgill April 20, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Oh your breath smells like a dead rodent well what kind of rodent a dead rabbit or something

  • Reply Michael Suniga April 24, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Haha Mike Zimmer is the best, gotta blow that whistle?

  • Reply Patty J. Ayers May 14, 2019 at 5:36 am

    “I bought an eighth, I bought an eighth.”

  • Reply Hobbit Falls May 17, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    2:43 bad music plays
    “So good!”

  • Reply NH Nate May 18, 2019 at 12:20 am

    "I have to BLESS one of my little tiny DOLLS".

  • Reply Threelly AI May 31, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Oops
    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/threelly-ai-for-youtube/dfohlnjmjiipcppekkbhbabjbnikkibo

  • Reply DankMemez June 5, 2019 at 1:25 am

    Some of these readings feel a bit more on the "Accurate" side rather than the "bad" side

  • Reply Irrelevant Person June 6, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Apparently football players get free waffles. I'm down, where do I sign up?

  • Reply Nico Reveco June 23, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    taking your ex back be like 2:20

  • Reply Myrissa Neufeld July 6, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    Why did I just notice that the microphone has BLR on it 😂

  • Reply Kenny Owens July 8, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    NACHOS AND JELLO SHAPES😂😂

  • Reply Patty J. Ayers July 14, 2019 at 6:30 am

    I bought an eighth, eighth / I bought an eighth

  • Reply Ameer Khan July 17, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Get back Jennifer.

  • Reply alan storm July 17, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    @Bad Lip Reading you guys should really do more sports lip reading because it's fucking hilarious LMFAO 😎😎👍👍

  • Reply Con Man July 30, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    He’s got a creepy eye!

  • Reply Preston Wibbenmeyer August 10, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    This is fake the mic said BLR

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