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Of Murder & Catfish: Songify the News #8

August 27, 2019


you said that women are better suited in the
home you would be much happier at home with a husband
go home to a hunk is he for real ‘cause my brain is hurting
women are pretending that they like working you know who else pretends that work is fun
every single person since the world’s begun and dude don’t you know what the truth is
having babies and getting paid aint mutually exclusive NOOOOOO women earn less because they choose to that makes as much sense as a llama in a tutu
did you travel here in a time machine i hate to tell you what’s gonna happen in
1919 i’m running for president, i’m running
for president, i learned how to handle a gun
and i never thought about murdering someone murdering someone well with an argument like that i’m sold finally a candidate that we can all like all the others tried to suffocate me last night in my bedroom Hillary Clinton said “MEET YOUR DOOM” I learned how to handle a fishing pole GREAT! so we could catch catfish, catch catfish
we could catch catfish, catch catfish the USDA has spent 20 million dollars
to set up the catfish office without inspecting a single catfish i’m not making that up oh-ohhhhhh what if a catfish ain’t really a catfish
it’s just a girl pretending to be a catfish with a face like that who wouldn’t tap this
you’ll be horrified to find out it’s Daniel Radcliffe i wouldn’t be horrified by that, not a single
smidgen on the subject of Iraq,
yup knowing what we know now
yup would you have authorized the invasion
yup, I would have nobody thought Hussein was a great guy
but i thought it was a mistake even at thetime Tom Brady, he’s handsome but i was asking about Medicaid expansion Tom Brady, he’s wealthy your obsession with him is getting a little unhealthy I think the punishment is too harsh are we still talking about Brady?
Tom Brady This is getting too crazy
Tom Brady I don’t think this interview is worth it To me those balls are perfect Tom Brady the Patriot Act allows the police to write
their own warrants there is no probable cause they don’t have
to be signed by a judge but the police don’t have any flaws if i’m gonna get arrested might as well break some laws hey don’t murder anyone in my squad welp, i guess he’s no Huckabee, and *MAN SCREAMING* i won’t
be voting for him this catfish here
this catfish here so we could catch catfish
this catfish here so we could catch Tom Brady
yup he’s handsome shouldn’t you be a jets fan
stay home with a husband i learned how to handle a gun
and i never thought about murdering someone never even thought about it
I never thought about murdering someone murdering someone WOO what a rush! but wait a second, you’ve never even thought about murdering someone? well that’s something only a MURDERER would say! eh whatever, you’ve still got my vote

100 Comments

  • Reply GagnsterGoji2K5 is GOD April 26, 2018 at 2:19 am

    JON FOR PRESIDENT!

  • Reply Manti Studios April 26, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    HOLY SHIT JON CAN SING SO WELL

  • Reply Zane Conrad May 1, 2018 at 12:03 am

    John McCain πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Vypazcute May 20, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    THE WILHELMS SCREAM! YES! XDXDXD

  • Reply Xiokan25 May 20, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    TOM
    B R A D Y

  • Reply Havve Hogan No. 1 Fan June 3, 2018 at 2:25 am

    But why is Jon dressed like wallace breen

  • Reply KdogPrime June 11, 2018 at 2:08 am

    I came here just for the amusment of watching millenials trying and failing to burn Gavin McInnes. Stick to entertaining songs, Schmoyoho, because you suck at politics.

  • Reply jay R Kos June 14, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    i like titenic better

  • Reply fire wars June 15, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    Good

  • Reply Cancer Lab June 17, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    Jony BOi popped up in the song. Instetly goes straight to my favorite Schmoyoho song

  • Reply MacStar Laitselec TMB-P June 19, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    The girl brother is the best songstress ever! God i want her mixtape!!

  • Reply flyingwa1rus June 19, 2018 at 11:12 pm

    oh no feminist lyrics

  • Reply Peter Sivazak July 1, 2018 at 7:27 am

    You cocksnots are allergic to facts huh? Sorry but the gender wage gap was debunked ages ago. And women are absolutely fucking miserable and abandoning the feminist religion in droves because they realize they can't get a man. You very clearly peaked in 2010. Pathetic.

  • Reply Peter Sivazak July 1, 2018 at 7:27 am

    Oh and Jon? You're better than this.

  • Reply Mason Atkinson July 2, 2018 at 10:07 am

    the line "click their faces and travel beyond these channel walls and into theirs", is that to the tune of a song and if so what song? Also rhis so is totally amazing. Wonderful work.

  • Reply SpicyBoi July 3, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    not a single smidgin

  • Reply BrokeBot July 7, 2018 at 11:32 am

    1.2k people need to go home to a hunk

  • Reply druf 427 July 17, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    IT ACTUALLY IS TRUE

  • Reply Blake Heskett July 22, 2018 at 4:09 am

    I love Gavin

  • Reply Finn_Fry July 23, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    Really nice bass

  • Reply Tristan Teague August 2, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    Fuck me

  • Reply Duspis Storai August 4, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Why does Jontron's voice sound amazing autotuned

  • Reply will leese August 11, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    God Jon is great at singing. Wish I was that good at signing

  • Reply Germy Jeremy August 12, 2018 at 2:00 am

    It makes sense that the beginning came from Fox News

  • Reply J Doggy dog August 17, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    I just realized that first guy was gavin mcinnes

  • Reply jhoan olivo August 26, 2018 at 2:04 am

    John Mccain F

  • Reply Kody 127 August 26, 2018 at 5:34 am

    R.I.P. John McCain

  • Reply Duderino The 1st August 26, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    Rip Mccain

  • Reply Dragon Engineer August 27, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    0:57 The 19th amendment, granting women the right to vote, had occurred in 1919.

  • Reply john hincapie August 31, 2018 at 12:52 am

    rip john mccain

  • Reply WittyBanter 96 September 1, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    Rip John Mccain

  • Reply Divided By Two September 17, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    So we can catch catfish

  • Reply Ezak931 September 22, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    R.I.P John McCain

  • Reply FinDeFox September 24, 2018 at 11:23 am

    Does anyone remember when everything wasnt about politics?

  • Reply Avi β€’ September 25, 2018 at 12:12 am

    She would

  • Reply Monica Lyons September 27, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    2:20 he looks like steve from american dad…and he sings kinda like him tooπŸ˜†

  • Reply Nikolai the Wolf October 6, 2018 at 1:53 am

    "Woo! What a rush… But wait a second, you've never thought about murdering someone? That's something a only murderer would say!…
    "Anyway, you still got my vote".πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

  • Reply dbz Anton October 14, 2018 at 11:03 am

    These videos are great and it makes me forget about depression

  • Reply chaz October 18, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    cool song but you are wrong on all the wage gap stuff women actually do earn less but its because they choose to stay at home and take time off for kids statistically.

  • Reply Bwynn October 18, 2018 at 6:59 pm

    Sen John McCain πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€

  • Reply aidan a06 October 24, 2018 at 12:27 am

    I'm liking for Jon tron

  • Reply Boonz October 24, 2018 at 11:10 am

    why am i feeling nostalgic for this already? This came out, what, 3 years ago?

  • Reply AniMan Melayu October 25, 2018 at 11:40 am

    1:30

  • Reply Top Student October 28, 2018 at 12:58 am

    Social Justice Warrior Songified

  • Reply martijns ark15 October 29, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    actully its not men are more likly to over work and work more and that so called wage cab has been disbunked by a female schientist look it up the wage gab has beeen compared by random peapel not taking over hours and extra work in mind

  • Reply Vector Didact October 31, 2018 at 3:24 am

    Tbh, no one wants to work. If I could I would stay home all day, but that doesn't pay bills. If you love your job you are either very lucky or are lying.

  • Reply RevolutionINC November 1, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    Gavin mcguiness yay

  • Reply Ty Saxon November 3, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    man… what happened to jontron, one minute he's singing about catfish and yelling at banjo kazooie then the next he's being called racist and building controversy

  • Reply Just Jude November 4, 2018 at 8:23 am

    JonTron is here
    screeching intensifies

  • Reply MysticS1ay3r November 10, 2018 at 1:34 am

    R.I.P. John McCain

  • Reply Chai TeaWolf November 13, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    This is still my favorite one xD

  • Reply Orlando The G November 19, 2018 at 4:53 am

    0:59 3:08

  • Reply Grandmaster Dinner Roll December 5, 2018 at 8:02 am

    Damn, I forgot JonTron was in this…

  • Reply DataHog December 6, 2018 at 7:00 am

    Then JonTron Show has a new meaning

  • Reply donborvio December 15, 2018 at 8:38 pm

    Gavin McInnes was right "Women earn less because they choose to": https://fee.org/articles/harvard-study-gender-pay-gap-explained-entirely-by-work-choices-of-men-and-women/

  • Reply Despacito Despacito December 26, 2018 at 1:35 am

    i would like a full version of the outro song please.

  • Reply Kekonutz December 29, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    2018???

  • Reply NotsomagicalTerri 22 January 3, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    I’m rewatching this again in 2018

  • Reply Benjamin Brown January 22, 2019 at 1:17 am

    0:48 yes, but phrased extremely incorrectly

  • Reply crumbite January 28, 2019 at 3:43 am

    0:16 I mean either being home with loved ones or being in this conversation, I'm pretty sure she would

  • Reply Dawn Law January 28, 2019 at 11:35 am

    that 'murdering someone' part sounds really pleasing.

  • Reply Lolipop January 30, 2019 at 3:10 am

    it's 2019 and this is STILL a bop

  • Reply Alex Makres February 4, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Is today a good day to talk about Tom Brady?

  • Reply Jayoosh Man February 5, 2019 at 9:14 am

    Why is Jon actually really good at singing?

  • Reply JLGamer February 13, 2019 at 12:26 am

    You can see JonTron at 1:08! πŸ˜€

  • Reply Urban_Nation February 16, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    This is still the best songify Schmoyoho has made

  • Reply Ner-Ner Beastman Neo February 22, 2019 at 7:37 am

    I saw Jontron and had to check out his god-like voice. Btw I loved the peep n' creep and winning!

  • Reply Ner-Ner Beastman Neo February 22, 2019 at 7:37 am

    I couldn't tell you how many times I watched the winning video.

  • Reply Ali February 24, 2019 at 4:06 am

    I really wanna go catch some catfish now

  • Reply Ayan February 25, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Jon has an angelic voice.

  • Reply Old School Curt March 1, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    This video is not true!

  • Reply Media Phantom March 7, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    JonTron remix song voice sound VERY SEXY

  • Reply Daniel Fuller March 8, 2019 at 3:29 am

    I had no idea JonTron could sing

  • Reply your creepy emo cousin March 15, 2019 at 10:54 pm

    WHY DID JON’S SOLO GIVE ME CHILLS

  • Reply Golden State Warriors fan since 2015 March 22, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    0:36 lol that counter argument tho

  • Reply Bones the Ninja March 25, 2019 at 7:38 am

    Press "3" while video is playing. Glory.

  • Reply Blacksheep aze April 5, 2019 at 12:18 am

    Why do each time we see catfish somewhere we have to see Nev popin' out of nowhere?

  • Reply Blacksheep aze April 5, 2019 at 12:18 am

    Why do each time we see catfish somewhere we have to see Nev popin' out of nowhere?

  • Reply Ihere123 April 12, 2019 at 1:39 am

    Somehow, this song gives me confidence for no, apparent reason. I guess my soul just love how the song goes. Either that, OR it must be the Titenic song that gave me away to here!

  • Reply Vasco Neto April 13, 2019 at 11:11 am

    So we could catch… TOM BRADY, HE'S HANDSOME

  • Reply Adam McCord April 13, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT ITTTT, OH YEAH YEAH YEAH, MURDERIN SOMEONNEEEEEEEEEEEE! WOO, WHATTA RUSH!

    Best part

  • Reply roberto limauro April 21, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    what is the song at the end? not the titenic song, the other one

  • Reply Earl James Kistner April 22, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Stop hating on the Paul’s man. They do more good then damage and you take their words out of context.

  • Reply Golden State Warriors fan since 2015 April 25, 2019 at 11:21 am

    1:58

  • Reply TheWhiteCrow May 8, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Am I the only one who noticed that the guy interviewing the guy obsessed with Tom Brady wasnt wearing pants when he stood up

  • Reply Weston LL May 28, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    getting pretty political with this one, more so than previous installments

  • Reply marble ados June 10, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Is this foreal cause my brain's hurting

  • Reply G1bo1 1 June 19, 2019 at 4:42 am

    I liked the part where Jon sang

  • Reply just let me change my name god dammit Birco June 21, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    As much as I love Jontron's part that Tom Brady part is hilarious

  • Reply MacheteSquad121 June 28, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    I learned how to handle a gun and take pot shots at catfish for fun

  • Reply Shageta456 July 4, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    i hope the man that said women should stay home watched this.

  • Reply heck July 7, 2019 at 3:58 am

    jontron doesn’t need god damn auto tune

  • Reply Mr Memes July 11, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    This is a song about the beginning of people getting catfished

  • Reply TMullen8 July 26, 2019 at 11:20 am

    It must drive people crazy that Gavin was vindicated.

  • Reply Dearly Band August 1, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    maybe someone already pointed this out, but almost every verse and scene is a logical fallacy. i mean, an obvious one is "red herring" with the catfish lol.

  • Reply Marsel Music August 8, 2019 at 4:08 am

    australian politics should get this

  • Reply Beauregard Chamberlain August 13, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Hillary Clinton said meet your doom

  • Reply The O Taco August 21, 2019 at 1:44 am

    Man this didn't age well for Jontron

  • Reply Tommy Gunn August 23, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Gavin isn't the best at framing his arguments in this interview huh?

  • Reply Gameing Gammon August 24, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    This video gave me a computer virus!
    Any help???

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