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Ozzy Man Reviews: Adults Being Dodgy

August 20, 2019


Here comes a big hit! The kids are in the best position.. The kid had a chance but the man took it from them but an adult intercepts! He looks for validation from the players. They’re like: “you’re a fucking goose mate” So he heads back to his seat while a child cries This kid gets a hand on the ball, but the adult outmuscles him! Big victory winner winner chicken dinner Meanwhile the kid needs a fucking hug. This player understands the human condition He knows adults are selfish. He’s now stuck in a nah fuck you nah fuck you nah fuck you nah fuck you.. deadlock with this Sheila. He eventually steps in and it’s a win for the child This is like throwing a carcass to a pack of hungry lions Everyone snarls and claws and a grown man wins. He gives the ball to his side-chick The nearby child now requires a therapist ASAP Oh wow, she takes a victory photo right next to the kids straight to Instagram Now the local news wants to destroy their lives. They’re like: “look we never saw the fucking kid sitting there” “Everyone needs to bloody chill”, but the parents are like: “oh, they knew what they were doing” “This was a malicious premeditated attack on our child” Well, we all know this one, this is genuinely as low as it gets This is why aliens will never want to be friends with us. This player can’t find any kids so he’s like: “Oh, well, let’s see what it’s like doing adult versus adult.” It looks like this Sheila is in the best position NO! A ninja snuck up on her. He’s not afraid to break her arm. He’s got it! Now they have to awkwardly sit near one another for the rest of the game Here comes a footy jumper and the kids have got it! At least it’s a fair fight between kids only.. Oh, no I spoke too soon. A fuckwit and her meth-head boyfriend are looking to make an eBay profit. This adult is screaming for it, but look out the kids are getting smarter! Fuck yes, revenge of the kids Whose side are you on when the war starts? Meanwhile back with the kid who needed a hug? We have a hero! Hero confirmed. Everyone claps in the direction of the other guy who was a cockhead

100 Comments

  • Reply sev7n July 9, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    The girl in the end is hot she deserve my balls

  • Reply david turton July 10, 2019 at 5:44 am

    I herd Aussie man he's actually a Demi god his bloodline dates back if you look up his history to the third arch of lost tribunal are chipmonkitgtin the thirtieth .

  • Reply wobbly nostrils July 11, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    0:25 Jesus. The pure entitlement on that bitch in Orange when the player was trying to pass the ball to the kid.

  • Reply Eshwar s July 12, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Nah fuck you, nah fuck you, Nah fuck you nah fuck you nah deadlock with this Sheila… Lol

  • Reply nico July 12, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    did they really go to the TV to complain about someone who catch a ball ??
    don't ask why american are just a joke now ..

  • Reply Wistbacka July 13, 2019 at 4:45 am

    Sports fanatics…. The craziest bunch of people right after political and religious extremists..

    It is just a ball!!! Let the kids have it!

  • Reply Robert Emerson July 13, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    I bet that Sheila has that same look every time balls fly towards her face. 😃

  • Reply J B July 14, 2019 at 5:35 am

    Base balls for sale, $2.99 and you don't have to fuck up a kids life

  • Reply Aloha G July 14, 2019 at 6:29 am

    whats wrong with all this ppl? its just a fucking ball, cmon, who care

  • Reply T.Hankook July 14, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    adulthood is best!

  • Reply Dr. Krieger July 15, 2019 at 5:57 am

    Sure, it's fine when they do it, but when I throw my balls at a kid I get aressted and a nickname.

  • Reply Iraq July 15, 2019 at 11:34 am

    That woman who steals from that girl child most be prison raped in to pieces man what a low life piece of shit.

  • Reply Rajesh Nayak July 15, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    1:33 damn that is a sexy group of women beside the hot chick. But that doesn't mean they have the balls to snap the ball away. xD

  • Reply Nico Meier July 16, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    These "adults" are not being dodgy, the're being self centered and immature. A.k.a. douchebags.

  • Reply Manuel Perez July 16, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Good, kids should learn early in life that life isn't fair, lol.

  • Reply John Frank July 17, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    Don't give a fuck about your retarded ass kids. Fuck them.

  • Reply dale 8754 July 17, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    angers me the one where the grown women snatched the ball from the little girl if the was my daughter if slap the bitch

  • Reply CRYIPTIC CREEP July 18, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Even if I caught the dam thing fair and square all alone….I would toss it to a young fan in a heartbeat. I already fought for everyone's freedom…I don't need a ball.

  • Reply Groo Wanderer July 18, 2019 at 1:00 am

    So many balls get thrown into the crowd by players, it's already common knowledge:

    I'm bigger than you, kid fuck off

  • Reply Chris This July 18, 2019 at 3:52 am

    If youre a kid and cant wrestle adults for a ball. Grow up, so you‘ll be strong enough

  • Reply Jack Coleman July 18, 2019 at 9:19 am

    People are nuts. Buy yourself a baseball. I have one. I keep it in my trunk of my car. What the hell!

  • Reply dbltrplx July 18, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    That cunt @ 1:18 would have got a bitch slap from me for that shit, I guarantee you that ball would be going home with that little girl.

  • Reply Aditya Singh July 19, 2019 at 7:56 am

    2:02 faith in humanity restored

  • Reply Capt. Heinrich July 19, 2019 at 9:21 am

    0:18 why would Phil Swift do this

  • Reply Micheal Woods July 19, 2019 at 10:58 am

    I'd just let her gimme some head for the ball 131

  • Reply Alton Williams July 19, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Those are some real pieces of shit! Especially the couple who couldn’t wait to take a selfie 🤳

  • Reply Jasin Johnston July 19, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    I wanted to punch all these adults. I remember being a kid having this crap happen to me with A Ken Griffey Jr. HR ball. Caught it, and had a damn grown man grab it from me. If it wasn't for my Dad stepping up and doing the right thing. Social Media would not have given two craps if the parents of these kids stood up for them. In fact, I don't want to punch the people stealing the balls, I want to punch the crappy parents who aren't standing up for their kids.

  • Reply Mohamed Isapedo July 19, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    We need to bring back gods law into this country where u at least get a good fucking punch in the face for being a asshole to kids

  • Reply Panther Heart The Druid July 20, 2019 at 8:42 am

    The first one is fair
    Interception is fair

  • Reply Brian Driscoll July 20, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    people are real scumbags.

  • Reply Baz H July 20, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Shame🤣🤣

  • Reply Jerry Traveler July 21, 2019 at 1:54 am

    Anyone who snachtes something out of a kids hand…should be horse whipped than dipped in kerosene.

  • Reply Anirudh Shirsat July 21, 2019 at 4:32 am

    I went for the Malaysian Motogp race of 2017. Post the race when we were on the track. Everyone was waiting for Rossi to show up. He did. Removed his race worn knee pads and threw at the crowd. That came straight to me. I missed the catch however it just landed near me. When I went to pick it up a small kid took it before me. Everyone, including me just backed off. Because you know.. A kid. Regret missing that catch 😔.

  • Reply Spudfella Yeet July 21, 2019 at 6:31 am

    Go kids 👍🏻

  • Reply Matt Gonzalez July 21, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    This proves something…..but I'm not sure what 🤔

  • Reply Sir Yoga July 21, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Somehow people with children demand better and special treatment. Meanwhile in Germany you get only disadvantages from the government for being a single man without children. Everything for the Children (women) and for Market.

  • Reply RadKat July 21, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Thanks, this video just made me hate people AND baseball even worse! Stupid selfish bastards

  • Reply chad smith July 21, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    i love the competition. The kids gotta learn the real world

  • Reply carl james July 22, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Whats with the ball? You can always buy one for yourself. Smh

  • Reply Gbody Cutlass July 22, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    It's a ball for fucks sake!!! The next morning the family dog will be chewing on it and it will eventually end up another piece of shit laying in the backyard.

  • Reply Contrarywise July 23, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Thumbs up to those adults for showing those kids who really is in charge.

  • Reply condorX2 July 23, 2019 at 7:26 am

    You can't really blame the blonde woman who stole the ball from the kid. She probably got so bored of the game, she'll try anything to spice up her mood.

    Even the players from the other video was like.. You want this ball? Throw it into the crowd and say go nuts hahaha! Instead of handling them to a kid like the last dude did.

  • Reply Islam Adams July 23, 2019 at 9:30 am

    Holy fuq im so triggered

  • Reply scots04 July 23, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Cock head

  • Reply Trucfist Blasty July 23, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Lol fuck the kids, they didn't pay for tickets.

  • Reply Dan99 L July 23, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Aside from the bitch that snatched the ball from the little girl and the chick who was trying to get Jeter's ball, the rest of these are fucking fine, man. Children need to fucking learn that life and the world at large does not give a fuck about them, that they're not special, and that unlike mommy and daddy laying out a red carpet for them for everything, real life gives two fucks about them and their special "talents".

  • Reply Mehran Freeman July 24, 2019 at 7:29 am

    Really?!!!! For a ball?!!!!!!!! F me

  • Reply Garrett Hawke July 24, 2019 at 8:33 am

    Missed the ball once, then i killed myself.

  • Reply Eric Kruckenberg July 24, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Dodgy? More like aching for a face punchy

  • Reply squirtmph July 24, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    Why keep seeing negative comments, it's normal in USA. I have work for year's as maintenance public road. And they won't give a cent about construction personnel

  • Reply It's-All-Happening July 25, 2019 at 12:17 am

    What a bunch of low-life dickheads!

  • Reply Tidgy July 25, 2019 at 12:26 am

    Not only is it a bit twatty to take the ball right from a kid but an adult wanting a ball? Like wtf it's a fucking ball, why is it such a deal lol. Get a life

  • Reply R Gamer July 25, 2019 at 7:20 am

    If you catch it as an adult, you can keep it. Screw everyone, you as big of a baseball fan as that 10 Yo child. You never achieved it 40 years, and you did now. My point is there's no obligation.
    Now the issue arises when these dickheads snatch the ball from a child's hands or use muscle power to win against them. That just means you're not gonna hesitate to snatch a candy from their hands either, rather than buying one.

  • Reply Earthnewz 2020 July 25, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    wow what scumbags

  • Reply SiviliZe93 July 25, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    Idgaf…..if that ball is coming toward my seat, I'm grabbing it. If you reach over to my seat but you didn't get it, don't expect me to give it to you. Don't care if you're a kid or not. You ain't special and you ain't getting special treatment. The media can screw themselves if they want make a story out of it.

  • Reply Rocky Top Relics July 26, 2019 at 2:02 am

    Maybe the little troll of a bitch will catch a line drive or broken bat to her shitty little face next game!!

  • Reply Ravi Bong July 26, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Meanwhile the kid needs a fucking hug 🤣

  • Reply ZR1Terror July 27, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    If you beat the kids to the ball I don't see a problem but if you rip it away from kids well…

  • Reply Tom Tobin July 28, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Never trust a woman.

  • Reply DonaldTrump July 28, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    That dork in the glasses should be charged with assault.

  • Reply john giants john July 29, 2019 at 5:23 am

    1:50 for the blonde

  • Reply Acc 1 July 29, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Children must hv been psychologically harmed

  • Reply scott myers July 29, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Your telling me they had no idea that toddler was there right next to you during a baseball game. How about when he started crying…. lol. BS

  • Reply Over the edge July 30, 2019 at 1:16 am

    That blonde in the end can have my balls any time.

  • Reply Zombie July 30, 2019 at 8:23 am

    its a good lesson to the kids tbf, life is not fair sometimes

  • Reply Israfael D. July 30, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Humans are wankers
    Fight for a ball?

  • Reply Br F July 30, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    Yo

  • Reply Dembuckeyes July 31, 2019 at 1:29 am

    Those kids need to deal with defeat… Life sometimes hands you Ls.. Take it

  • Reply Dutch2go July 31, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Pathetic adults.

  • Reply TaylorCraft July 31, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    1:15 fucking snake 🐍😰

  • Reply You Tube August 1, 2019 at 2:36 am

    it show true face of the nation

  • Reply Manny Gomez August 2, 2019 at 3:34 am

    Nah Fuk u,. Nah fck u. Nah fuk u.,lol.. fak embarrassing adults

  • Reply Don Glanville August 2, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Please make another one of these dodgy vids ; )

  • Reply Jessica Rabbit August 2, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Who cares there's a kid reaching for the ball. May the best hand win. Stealing the ball out of a kid's hand is just pure evil

  • Reply Clown Shoes MMA August 3, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Took my daughter to a game once. She brought a glove and ball and a kid a couple rows behind didn’t get a foul ball. (Douchebag adult took it away) My daughter gave me her ball to give to the kid and his mom was hot AF!!!! Ended up getting a date and had a nice relationship for a while.
    Moral of this story is always bring an extra ball to the game.

  • Reply Bear 7 August 3, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    This is why I’m not living anywhere else but where I’m at. Big city dwellers are a bunch of tunnel vision self centered pieces of sour flesh.🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • Reply Aly Sellin August 4, 2019 at 4:02 am

    I have a kid and straight out if someone else caught the ball id tell my kid to get the fuck over it.

  • Reply Trey Stephens August 4, 2019 at 7:28 am

    Hey she's pretty hot though.

  • Reply J G August 4, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Its just a stupid ball lol

  • Reply 최형우최형우 August 5, 2019 at 11:52 am

    the kid who didn't get the ball

  • Reply Andy Macrae August 6, 2019 at 11:29 am

    You gotta teach the little bastards "you can't always get what you want "

  • Reply The Mastema August 6, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    Gotta say… i'm kinda like that one time i got the hold on a drumstick from one of my favorite drummers and to be entirely honest i did grab it first tho this 16 17 year old kid to my right grabbed it and yelled "IT'S MINE" and he had like..2 3 fingers on the drumstick and i was like okay this bit is yours hope you have money with you cause you'll pay half the rent, few minutes later he goes like "bah fuck it i not even like the band" l o l..

  • Reply Wyyrdo Jim August 8, 2019 at 9:52 am

    Baseball sucks balls, and so do the fans!😂🤣😂🤣

  • Reply Joe Black August 10, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Fuk the kids. ..life is for the strong crying like mama's babies

  • Reply George August 14, 2019 at 12:10 am

    It's a baseball !

  • Reply Robert Jensen August 15, 2019 at 6:57 am

    Someone needs to tell these fucknuts baseballs cost $5 on Amazon.

  • Reply R.Javier Yepes De V. August 15, 2019 at 8:31 am

    Great

  • Reply mechasentai August 15, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Thank you Ozzy Man, you successfully made me laugh my ass off at crying children having toys taken away from them and feel good about it 👍

  • Reply Porfle Popnecker August 15, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    If Gort was there he'd incinerate everybody ha hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA

  • Reply Maurice Del Taco August 16, 2019 at 6:08 am

    kids are overrated,fuck em its a dog eat dog world

  • Reply Lancer____ Dog August 17, 2019 at 1:16 am

    All those dodgy adults need to be sent to destination fucked

  • Reply Tejinder Singh Jhass August 17, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    So selfish of these maggot bitches , specially the one in white.

  • Reply J Patt August 17, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Thumbnail chick looks like she likes a mouthful of jizz

  • Reply Jeremy Smith August 17, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    The world's not fair, the faster kids learn it, the better.

  • Reply G. Confa August 18, 2019 at 4:41 am

    That's Maddie McCann in the thumbnail!!!!!!

  • Reply Shannon Kennedy August 18, 2019 at 7:14 am

    "He gives the ball to his side chick, the near by child now requires a therapist ASAP". Lmao

  • Reply David G. August 18, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    LMAO!!!…

  • Reply otownrvr August 19, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    He izzy guy. Man the fuck up. Now I know what a vagina from oz looks like.
    Dont bring any snacks into aus or you get arrested. What a bunch of lightweight pussies.

  • Reply Saikat Kar August 20, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Adult Baseball fans are really petty?

  • Reply Zippitty22 August 20, 2019 at 9:42 am

    I came.

    Watched a couple women here and there with some balls.

    I came.

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