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Ozzy Man Reviews: Instant Karma

August 25, 2019


This is an exciting day for whoever lives here. They’ve got a package being delivered. That always puts me in a good mood. Unfortunately, this sheila has made it her job to go out and steal packages. She could be a modern Robin Hood, but I doubt it. OH she takes a fucken tumble. She tries to stand up. Her ankle says “yeah nah”. In comes her pimp, I mean her boyfriend, to pick her up and return her to sender. The dickhead still goes back to steal the packages. All we can do is hope that karma catches up with him and he dies in a horrific house fire in future. This young fella appears to suck at Ping Pong. He decides to take it out on his opponent by chuckin’ his paddle. AND it’s a direct hit to the nut sack! Fucken bullseye! He’s gonna regret that though because instant justice is delivered. In comes a paddle from the West. BAM! A eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a dick for a dick! These boys are excited to be on a Contiki holiday. Orange Pants is like “Look out, I’m gonna hit ya with a cork, and spray you with a champagne” It’d be a classic memory.” Oh he’s done it. He’s spraying everywhere. It’s pretty funny. He slips over and shatters his coccyx. That’s even funnier. I think the only hero in this video is the bloke in speedos for saving what’s left of the alcohol. Fuck yes speedos guy, fuck YES! Here we have a couple of brick heads dabbling in vandalism. They’re also dabbling in knocking each other out. Crikey, that is some of the most disorganised crime I’ve ever seen from a couple of rookies. This wanker still believes he can launch a popular music career. So far it looks like he blames his lack of talent on his cat. I’d argue that his cat has probably been his biggest supporter, so to treat it like shit could backfire on him. The cat yells “give up, you suck!” And yeah, there it is! Tasty, tasty, feline justice. The roads are a hotspot for instant karma. This bloke has chosen to get angry, instead of taking a breath. Now he’s like “If you film me then I’ll film you.” No he won’t! The wind has absolutely shat all over his cranky video-making venture. The face he makes when he loses it rrrrrright there is fair dinkum fucken priceless ladies and gents. These cheeky bastards are worse than people who steal packages from the front of ya house. They’ve decided beer isn’t worth paying for. That’s a travesty. It’s worth every cent. They try to flee but they lose whatever the fuck that is on the back of their dodgy ute. Now they’re like “oh yeah nah we were only joking. We’re filming a YouTube video. Stealing is a social experiment. You can have the beer back. We don’t even actually drink beer. It makes us gassy. So yeah nah it’s for a YouTube video.” Not stopping properly on a crosswalk always gets me fired up. These pedestrians are my spirit animals. All of them. I’d like to have a non-stolen beer withall of them. Maybe it’s harsh though. They could wreck the bonnet. It could’ve been a genuine accident. Actually, nah fuck it. I gotta quit making excuses for dickheads.

100 Comments

  • Reply Bishop man June 30, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Anybody else notice that the people stealing the beer took 4 cases and only returned 2?

  • Reply Tony Gunk July 1, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Yours words man!! Amazing
    Thanks ozzy for making us laugh

  • Reply The prophet July 2, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Stealing is a social experiment ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Kai Kai July 2, 2019 at 4:46 am

    A dick fro a dick…lol

  • Reply Kevin Roman July 2, 2019 at 7:41 am

    No matter how shitty of a day life could throw at me, watching these videos always makes me smile

  • Reply Tania John July 2, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    House fire for stealing a package harsh

  • Reply old Radio July 3, 2019 at 5:11 am

    stealing is a social experiment ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Mike Vescelli July 3, 2019 at 9:21 am

    Right! No excuses for dickheads!

  • Reply Nishanth Kumar July 3, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    Kaama and Karma are totall different words

  • Reply diego Szulc July 6, 2019 at 7:26 am

    The only heroe is a bloke in speedos ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Brooks Hadlin July 6, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    It's like the drunk hippy version of asp

  • Reply Better than telly July 8, 2019 at 9:15 am

    Htf can you treat a beautiful cat like that.

  • Reply Jonah Stewart July 9, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Usually I don't like swearing but when u say it it's like soft music to my ears

  • Reply ZuRriX July 9, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    How fucking dumb do you have to be to knock out your buddy in crime…

  • Reply Christian Breitenstein July 9, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Well, that busted ankle – or was it a broken leg even? – from the package thief was well deserved. Also, the medical cost that will have caused should hopefully have served as a good lesson.
    While it is sometimes a bit annoying to have to have to go get a package at the post office myself because I was not home when the delivery person came by, it also means that package theft is not existing here – so, the annoyance is small at worst. xD

  • Reply Jake Doug July 11, 2019 at 1:41 am

    "a dick for a dick"

    well said ozzy

  • Reply Michael July 12, 2019 at 12:48 am

    I wonder if that dude the was screwing with the cat knew he was being recorded?

  • Reply SASBETA SQUADRON July 12, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Guy in speedos… clearly an ozzy who can not bear to witness alcohol abuse… which in Australia means not drinking the alcohol…

  • Reply Xitlalic Faraday July 12, 2019 at 7:08 am

    all of that was great ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

  • Reply Abhimanyu Singh July 12, 2019 at 9:30 am

    0:58 ball came out after being hit

  • Reply David Bourg July 12, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Man I love your heavy music man

  • Reply josiah taylor July 13, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Speedo guy for the win!!!!

  • Reply Arun Raj July 15, 2019 at 10:05 am

    02:40 they took 4 crates and returned 2 … Ozzy I thought you'd notice ….

  • Reply lokesh divekar July 15, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    a dick for dick – thailand shiela

  • Reply mickeypoo305 July 15, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    I wouldโ€™ve reversed while they were walking on my car

  • Reply Taylor Ma July 16, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    I feel sorry for the cat

  • Reply aeros July 17, 2019 at 1:09 am

    The first one looks like Puget Sound thugs.

  • Reply Fred Eric July 18, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a dick for a dick ๐Ÿ˜‚ heard laughs from heaven

  • Reply Jo Ski July 18, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    โ€œThis wankerโ€ gets me every time

  • Reply Ricardo Cubek July 18, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Did she just break her leg?

  • Reply Jack William's July 19, 2019 at 4:44 am

    Hello random person scrolling through the comments. Hope you have a great day:)

  • Reply JAVIER QUINTERO July 20, 2019 at 4:12 am

    Iโ€™ve always wanted to do that in that last video.

  • Reply Kapil Kumar July 20, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Stealing is a social experiment ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Jerry Traveler July 20, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    That last one was epic.

  • Reply Why Name? July 20, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    I kinda feel for the car guy. Sometimes the light turns red right in front of ya and then the dickhead behind you decides now would be a great time to park his dashcam in your exhaust.

  • Reply One Step July 21, 2019 at 2:27 am

    Stealing social experiment video๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Dredgen One July 21, 2019 at 9:16 am

    1:41 I would take that guitar and shove it up this coward's ass. There was absolutely NO need to do that to the cat. NO NEED WHATSOEVER.

  • Reply jules me July 21, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    A dick for a dick ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply AhmedHan July 21, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    2:43 Did you realize that they only bring back half of the drinks they had stolen.

  • Reply Prateek singh July 21, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    'Here comes her pimp', serves the cheating *hore well!

  • Reply Wyo Drifter July 21, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    I wish the roof would fall on that dickheads head that kicked the cat

  • Reply Quares July 22, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    1:35 Pubg friendly fire

  • Reply Maxim Lovett July 22, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    You never disappoint. Very funny ๐Ÿ˜‚ I

  • Reply Xamor 101st July 23, 2019 at 4:04 am

    Goddamn that last one was amazing!!!

  • Reply awsome July 23, 2019 at 9:13 am

    The crosswalk one is staged, it's in my country to show people not to stop over the cross walk.

  • Reply Jrvs 365 July 23, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    That ping pong ball though

  • Reply RadKat July 24, 2019 at 2:14 am

    People probly feel good about the cat dropping the pot on that guy, but I bet he beat the shit out of it afterwards

  • Reply 77kirkwood July 24, 2019 at 4:44 am

    I would have slammed it in reverse if that was my car.

  • Reply Robert Shockley July 24, 2019 at 5:58 am

    Seriously wish i could Thanos snap humans. Will concentrate hard to make sure you make it Ozzy.

  • Reply Andy Anderson July 24, 2019 at 6:52 am

    I would love to see a movie length of your stuff mate, Iโ€™m sure I heard a Damo and Darren voice in this?

  • Reply Rachel Dewinata July 24, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    That… That twisted ankle freaked me out 0:18

  • Reply David G. July 24, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    LMAO!!!!…

  • Reply ScurryMurray July 25, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    I hope that cat ripped out that fuckers jugular later that night!

  • Reply Anchor Gaurav July 25, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    1:30 gets me all the time. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply balzonurchin July 26, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    2:59
    That's what happens when you take small town driving habits into big cities where there are actual pedestrians. I learned this through a similar experience. I meant no harm, I wasn't trying to be a cock head, it was just an honest mistake. Oh well, at least no one tried climbing over the hood of my truck.

  • Reply overdoneone July 26, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    The guy throwing the brick at his buds head was the best…followed by that fickle cat……

  • Reply Hamada brmawi July 27, 2019 at 6:52 am

    God bless all of the world
    ู„ุง ุญูˆู„ ูˆู„ุง ู‚ูˆุฉ ุงู„ุง ุจุงู„ู„ู‡ ุงู„ุฐู‰ ุนุงูู†ู‰ ุจู…ุง ุงุจุชู„ู‰ ุจูŠู‡ ุบูŠุฑู‰ ูˆูุถู„ู†ู‰ ุนู† ูƒุซูŠุฑุงู‹ ู…ู† ุนุจุงุฏุฉ ุงู„ุตุงู„ุญูŠู† ูŠุงุฑุจ ุนููˆูƒ ูˆุฑุญู…ุชูƒ ูˆุฑุถุงูƒ ูŠุงุฑุจ ูŠุงุฑุจ . ุงู„ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูˆุงู„ู†ุนู…ุฉ ู„ู„ู‡

  • Reply anirudh joseph July 27, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Just here for Ozzy's voice … Eventhough those clips are old his voice is GOLD!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Manuel Goldhahn July 27, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    What's the song at the end?

  • Reply Robert Prado July 28, 2019 at 3:59 am

    When ever I need a good laugh I click on ozzy. Never a disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you

  • Reply Blacksรกber Predator July 28, 2019 at 4:51 am

    "A dick for a dick" fuckin oath best joke I've ever seen

  • Reply Miki Miyazaki July 28, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    2:22 ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜ž

  • Reply silver watcher July 29, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Walks on car lol

  • Reply Kevin Kelley July 30, 2019 at 1:55 am

    The cat is the best one.

  • Reply DistinctMeme July 30, 2019 at 6:07 am

    my favorite channel and my idol

  • Reply Brian August 2, 2019 at 4:58 am

    you gonna tell me you stopped perfectly at every stop light your entire life. if someone did that to my truck their catching a beat down they'll never forget

  • Reply Sabyasachi Chattopadhyay August 2, 2019 at 9:44 am

    The table tennis one in slomo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Findyification August 2, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    that cat just win big

  • Reply YT_benthepen33 August 3, 2019 at 12:45 am

    โ€œFuck yes speedo guy fuck yesโ€

  • Reply jijojo e August 3, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    The guys who stole 4 boxes of beer, still stole 2 boxes of beer.

  • Reply paradox of Epicurus August 3, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    1:16 This is the only time where this phrase is correct, "Fuck yes Speedos guy, fuck yes."

  • Reply SpeedyC362 August 4, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    i dunno who i hate more, the package thieves or the guy who abused his cat.

  • Reply Gage Hall August 5, 2019 at 2:46 am

    Ha not mine I got a bloddy phone on a rope

  • Reply Airbus Express August 5, 2019 at 6:18 am

    That guy with the cat, I would have personally kicked his fucking head in…. what an ass.

  • Reply Susanne Fuller August 5, 2019 at 6:41 am

    That guy was mean & aggressive towards the lovely cat. A plant pot to the head wasn't enough in my opinion. I hope he gets identified and reported for animal abuse.

  • Reply DarkKnightCookies August 5, 2019 at 9:11 am

    0:58 couldn't be any more perfect

  • Reply n sane August 9, 2019 at 8:31 am

    HAHAHAHA

  • Reply rhoads' girl August 10, 2019 at 2:57 am

    I wish I could give your videos more than one like. Beyond lmao, more like pissing your pants .

  • Reply The Crow August 10, 2019 at 7:57 am

    So if a dickhead pedestrian jaywalk instead of waiting for walk sign to come on, I am allowed to run over him/her?

  • Reply h k August 10, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    I wanna hit the guy who hurt the cat with his guitar lol

  • Reply Ntokozo Ntombela August 11, 2019 at 8:23 am

    โ€œDick for a dickโ€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Porfle Popnecker August 12, 2019 at 6:32 am

    SLARDO SLURD SLARKS!!!

  • Reply Greg McPherson August 12, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Tasty tasty feline justice Hahahah

  • Reply iamplay August 15, 2019 at 1:53 am

    lol good stuff

  • Reply Sam Baroni August 16, 2019 at 2:59 am

    Walking over the car though!! LMAO

  • Reply crazyyenii August 16, 2019 at 8:47 am

    Fun fact the guy who got naield with the break died later cause of the untreated head trauma. Terrible health industry in china

  • Reply Sharpen TV August 16, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    I love seeing people not stop like that with no vision of the redlight, just hit the horn on them once while the lights are still on red and they accelerate like they're in some epic race lmao

  • Reply Mike Jay August 17, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Dirty mexicans stealing bud light….yup

  • Reply NinjaZXRR August 17, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    Modern day robin hood, more like robbin' from the Hood

  • Reply wright vcx August 18, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Dick for a dick, organge pants, speedo guy

  • Reply TheSunExpress August 19, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Pedestrians in last clip = BOSS.

  • Reply Henry Louie August 21, 2019 at 2:14 am

    Those Asian pedestrians have no chill lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Curtis Wilson August 21, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    0:51 Freddie Benson

  • Reply Akash Das August 21, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    In comes her pimp ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Matthew Madruga August 21, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Itโ€™s sad, that guy probably killed the cat for doing it.

  • Reply Rixar13 August 22, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    ๐Ÿ€ Irish Honey Badger & Irish Bunny ->ย  Instant Karma

  • Reply Taegers Inc. August 23, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Dickhead on a crosswalk: 0 Points
    League of Pedestrians: 100 Points

  • Reply botchock Botchock August 24, 2019 at 4:48 am

    1:38 to 1:39 how the hell did you not see the guy hahaha

  • Reply R Y August 25, 2019 at 12:41 am

    ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

  • Reply Arivuchelvan Kasi August 25, 2019 at 3:41 am

    Disorganized crime ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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