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Ozzy Man Reviews: LIVE TV Fails

August 20, 2019


Live television. It’s one of me favourite inventions, not cause it spreads information, but because shit can go wrong at any second! Whether it’s the simplistic joy of slapstick comedy being captured or a cooking tutorial becoming dangerous and everyone acts like it’s not dangerous, I love it, I love all of the fuck ups. What was this guy’s plan exactly? Pull ya handlebars! Lift the front tyre! Maybe hitting the curb was his plan? It’s quicker to fall over and get up, rather than detour towards a driveway. This bloke has a big opportunity, he’s interviewing a group of swimmers. If he’s not careful he’s gonna fucken drown in front of them, which would be poetic. He tries to conduct the interview. It’s not gonna be the same now. He stands awkwardly close to the sheila, his equipment is failing, she’s leaning back waiting for him to finish. Over at the studio they’re like “Sorry. we can’t hear you at all, Mike.” “But it’s a great story and you’re a valuable member of the news team. “Oh yeah, sure, I can twerk in this tight dress. Get ready for my… pre-planned wardrobe malfunction, Haha.” Look how excited everyone is over an arse. They’re all chanting: “we saw ya butthole! We saw ya butthole! Give him a sniff!” He puts the lid back on. It’s all packed away. Crikey, we are a simple species, aren’t we? Here’s a parrot that reckons he’s got a pretty good life story. He’s like “stop talking about depressing shit. Let me tell you about my bloody fun adventures. Yes, give me the microphone, thank you. Oi, oi, nah, fuck you, don’t take me away.” This instantly looks like a great idea. Yeah nah the tank is bugged. She needs to get outta there. It’s been infiltrated by a pack of bugs. There’s one on her face and it makes her go full mental! I reckon just get in the tank, admit defeat, and try to go out honourably. Unless your surname is Irwin, don’t get involved with reptiles on live TV. Not everyone can pull it off. Seriously, someone’s gonna lose a finger or a toe or a genital in future. It’s not gonna be pretty. Speaking of genitals, you can tell when someone is thinking about them, the subconscious always bubbles its way to the surface eventually. I’m sure this fella is an expert sports analyst, but he’s also an expert artist. This is a profound and confronting piece of work. I enjoy looking at it as much as a Pablo Picasso painting. It’s abstract, yet recognisable, relatable, and colourful. Here comes another serious piece of art being displayed to the public for the first time. Yeeep. This is a wanted man. I don’t think the news reporter looked at this in advance. He’s discovering it for the first time as well. He rolls with the punches and starts giving a detailed description of what he’s looking at. Good on him for not being overly judgmental about it. Yeah nah nah nah good on him. Oh there ya go! Someone spotted the guy. This picture is actually not that bad. Technically, the video is no longer a fails video. It’s a fucken success video. You should never judge someone’s work too soon. Over time, something can turn out to be a masterpiece.

100 Comments

  • Reply George Fikri August 17, 2019 at 9:02 am

    that guy is annoying to hear

  • Reply Ishan Misra August 17, 2019 at 9:18 am

    1:06

  • Reply Jeroen Mast August 17, 2019 at 10:02 am

    1:06 0.25x speed

    Thank me later

  • Reply Soulvibe Sounds August 17, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Reporter went into shake weight mode.

  • Reply 5322 9812 August 17, 2019 at 10:27 am

    2:10 That guy sure as hell knows what he's doing. Desperate for internet fame.

  • Reply eric ylly August 17, 2019 at 10:27 am

    awkwardly close to the sheila. IM DEAD

  • Reply Giffo August 17, 2019 at 10:29 am

    WE SAW YAH BUTTHOLE WE SAW YAH BUTTHOLE

  • Reply Jamil Schoolfield August 17, 2019 at 10:40 am

    Damn this had me laughing

  • Reply Gokul k August 17, 2019 at 10:52 am

    1st video is from kerala(a state in india) its actually funny what that reporter says in the video

  • Reply TrippleZ3D August 17, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Can't stop laughing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…

  • Reply Chun Wong August 17, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Lmao

  • Reply 1irocksforeva August 17, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Please do one on Conor punching the old man

  • Reply EMPORiO 5112 August 17, 2019 at 11:05 am

    https://youtu.be/f1dnocPQXDQ …. Review that u Aussie wanker.!! Lol

  • Reply basil pachu August 17, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Nammade news๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply German Bro August 17, 2019 at 11:19 am

    2:09 HAS to be intentional

  • Reply Gaurav Mishra August 17, 2019 at 11:55 am

    Reptile got me

  • Reply SPECTRO SPY August 17, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    1:06 WHAT THE HELL ???

  • Reply NoVaKane August 17, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    That ass though

  • Reply Blazed-Banana August 17, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    The penis guy is a fucking legend holy shit

  • Reply Miss Moose August 17, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    "Crikey! We are a simple species aren't we" ….. Yep, you got it! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    I see a notification from Ozzy Man, I drop everything I'm doing, and rush to YouTube to watch it! …… Cheers me up every single time! โ˜บ xx

  • Reply YiFang Wooh August 17, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    its a thong!

  • Reply R0BERTMAY August 17, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Kumar D August 17, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    2:10 – marvelous

  • Reply aa BesTTa August 17, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Sean L Dean August 17, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    That police sketch was dead on point!…lol

  • Reply Serafina Pekela August 17, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    โ€œBoi, thatโ€™s a peni-โ€œ

  • Reply Gowtham krishna August 17, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    เดฎเดฒเดฏเดพเดณเดฟเด•เตพ เด‡เดตเดฟเดŸเต† เด‰เดฃเตเดŸเต‹?

  • Reply Syed Shazil Hussain August 17, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply mhJazz93 August 17, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    But that last one, he was like "This is a joke right? Which one of you did this?" But well done for staying professional, I would've thought something was wrong lol

    That hockey one, why is there a part of me that thinks he was so focused on his job he didn't realise what he did?

  • Reply Abhilash `Nox` Baruah August 17, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Bonzer, mate!

  • Reply Joey BoX0RoX August 17, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    Here's a perfect, "Destination F-cked" video, Ozzy…
    https://youtu.be/lpuPY4SGJU8

  • Reply Joey BoX0RoX August 17, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Tits & Ass, sells anything. We want more T&A's, Ozzy!!! Get your mum's ass on the YouTube! WOO-HOOO!

  • Reply graham hammond August 17, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    when's the mcgregor punching old jim video?

  • Reply Thomas Wise August 17, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Good old BBC Sport

  • Reply Friend Built August 17, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    2:09 had me and my wife laughing so hard.

  • Reply Kyle Towner August 17, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    This was pure gold I've seen all these clips before but him narrating over it made them 10 times funnier

  • Reply freak_like _me August 18, 2019 at 12:39 am

    hey Ozzy Man..
    me from Germany.. i ๐Ÿ’š to watch your reviews while commercials are rollin'..
    i wonder if you've ever or could you please review some commercials?!

  • Reply Science Geek August 18, 2019 at 1:07 am

    @2:40 made me remember of Mr. BEAN film 1997 where he drew face of that painting ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply Sufyaan Gaming August 18, 2019 at 1:37 am

    PLEASEEE DO CONOR VS KHABIB

  • Reply Guy Tero August 18, 2019 at 2:37 am

    Oh! Not the stupid swearing Ozzie idiot again. I don't know how to block this fool and I don't know why it keeps coming up in my suggested videos on YouTube. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป

  • Reply Brucifer Wienerdog August 18, 2019 at 2:46 am

    The penis drawing wasn't real, it was a sketch or staged.

  • Reply kyleman396 August 18, 2019 at 2:53 am

    @2:29 I died with laughter

  • Reply Hey There August 18, 2019 at 3:45 am

    Lol

  • Reply Markiyan Hapyak August 18, 2019 at 4:31 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†! Now I don't know what else to say/write…! You know.

  • Reply Clive Ivan Mercado August 18, 2019 at 4:35 am

    Ozzy man good sir… please make a review on this one!
    https://www.facebook.com/biliranisland/videos/1291811740995915/

  • Reply Fayez Mohd August 18, 2019 at 4:51 am

    You stole my video

  • Reply Shanti Cardoza August 18, 2019 at 6:33 am

    Sounds like a Issac Butterfield

  • Reply harme Nas August 18, 2019 at 6:36 am

    2:39 it's the strawberry๐Ÿ“ man ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply T1971 C1971 August 18, 2019 at 6:36 am

    When I seen the blue dress I automatically thought of Bill Clinton. โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘€

  • Reply Silver Dude August 18, 2019 at 6:41 am

    1:05 damn ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply EvilNecroid August 18, 2019 at 7:08 am

    how did that guy draw that dick and then not start laughing? he just kept talking like he didnt even notice

  • Reply Jackson Lind August 18, 2019 at 8:32 am

    do a bottle cap challenge destination f**k

  • Reply malcolm hindle August 18, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Wanted man…lol๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Sir Fa August 18, 2019 at 10:23 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Mandy Walkden-Brown August 18, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Tend to forget how cringeworthy the uneducated Aussie accent is. Thanks for the reminder. Argh.
    (Yes, I am Australian but with the odd ability to speak English…)

  • Reply saurabh rao August 18, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    When Man wants to stand on water to impress girl.

  • Reply Beto Renteria August 18, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    OMG. Thatโ€™s freakin funny. Canโ€™t stop laughing.

  • Reply WHAT Hello August 18, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    We saw your butt hole

  • Reply mr butn August 18, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    How the hell are the Brisbane Lions on top of the ladder

  • Reply Kirk Land August 18, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    1:24 you need bra

  • Reply Jacob Tack August 18, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Lack of proper and decent language is a sign of lack of intelligence.

  • Reply Roopali Rawat August 18, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Last one was epic

  • Reply Gravity 45 August 18, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    Always makes my day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Star Beard August 18, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    "We saw your butthole,We saw your butthole!"

  • Reply First & Last August 18, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    I thought the wanted poster was a funny April Fools joke,
    but when I saw they caught the guy I laughed so hard I cried

  • Reply Soumik Karmakar Official August 18, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    U have three days to draw the best thing u can
    Me- 2:40
    Teacher- 2:44

  • Reply Caleb Cudjoe August 18, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    aan unexpected end. hahahhahahhaa

  • Reply Jax Paradize August 18, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    That last one killed me!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply toppa toppa August 18, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    Shit

  • Reply Black Eyes August 18, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    The last one … Hilarious

  • Reply Rupendra Singh August 18, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Hay fuck you English spoiler Britisher! Yes you speaking in this video.

  • Reply Snaggle2thtiger August 18, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    FUCKIN YESSSS! My home town made it on Ozzy's video. Way to go KY3 news team and police sketch artist for making us famous, hopefully this sticks better than that Brad Pitt guy who grew up here.

  • Reply jack master August 19, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Can we get an Ozzy man anouncer in paladins

  • Reply Dakmat Vlogs August 19, 2019 at 12:33 am

    I really love watching your videos ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘†

  • Reply jason maragaรฑas August 19, 2019 at 1:20 am

    I just love the last part! Daaaang! I got goosebumps! That's the most detailed sketch I've ever seen in my life.

  • Reply Adam Badali August 19, 2019 at 3:37 am

    2:32 THATS CLEARLY AN EJACULATING PENIS ROBERT!!! Youโ€™re FIRED

  • Reply michael stefanovski August 19, 2019 at 4:07 am

    GOLD absolute GOLD!
    love that police sketch at the end !! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Artemis Raven August 19, 2019 at 4:36 am

    1:06 what I came for.

  • Reply Alpha Male Skrategies August 19, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Freeze frame at 1:06 and you can see the bh hehe

  • Reply Tyler Reames August 19, 2019 at 5:02 am

    Good on ya mate

  • Reply Scarab August 19, 2019 at 6:07 am

    Oh the hockey drawing. I was thinking "the only way he could make this worse is if he…wow he did it. Well he won't make it cum… Well he couldn't possibly put hair on the balls… ๐Ÿ˜ณ" Dropped my phone.

  • Reply hame707 August 19, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Watch this on mute, so you can watch the clips without the terrible, unfunny commentary.

  • Reply Ankit Bhaskar August 19, 2019 at 9:13 am

    1:00 that's why you came here

  • Reply Work Fit August 19, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    That wanted man looked like Gilligan from Gilliganโ€™s Island.

  • Reply game play August 19, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    That was Logan paul 1:24 rip maverick

  • Reply ZaidTV - CHANNEL ANAK INDONESIA August 19, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    Damn .. Im laugh so hard on last clip wkwkwkwk

  • Reply jeffrey edison August 19, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Going through heartbreak right now and this is making me smile even when Iโ€™m sad as fuck . Thank you ozzyman โค๏ธ

  • Reply Gem Iรฑigo August 19, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    2:09 pincher Attack.

    Ladies.. ๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Prasad Jiwane August 19, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Please do a video commentary on this:
    https://youtu.be/Z7PlUGbsXlQ

  • Reply Z. Paradis August 19, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  • Reply Angel IV Singson August 19, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    LOL HAHAHAHA

  • Reply thefisherman007 August 19, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Oh man I couldnโ€™t stop laughing with this one awesome video.

  • Reply Benny Lรถfgren August 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    Did he just say โ€œpre-planned wardrobe MALEfunction…?โ€ ๐Ÿค”

  • Reply Donnie Freidman August 19, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    1:04 this is why im against jeens and denims lol

  • Reply Finn Mertin August 19, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Yea this could have been funny.
    If this guy wasn't screaming over the whole thing.

  • Reply Riicho Bamin August 19, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    Who is the news lady at 1:46 ? Anyone any idea ?

  • Reply nathan spaulding August 19, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply wksoh August 19, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    2:10 lmao. I luv Ozzy Man.. Lol

  • Reply TheR3aper5 August 20, 2019 at 1:57 am

    "Unless your surname is Irwin, don't get involved with reptiles on tv" truer words have never been spoken

  • Reply thแบกch tแบฅn tร i August 20, 2019 at 3:37 am

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ hahahaha

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