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Sex Toys and Hockey Fans

August 27, 2019


welcome to do you like the sports
michael sure your hockey correspondent man there’s not much for a hockey
correspondent to do but it turns out there’s not much for people who live in
edmondson alberta canada to do either without hockey one of the great
byproduct cement isle of canada isle of that they will not be so much i love
that they have nationalized health care love that they don’t have guns really up
their isle of that they have a two dollar poignant they call it a too many even though it doesn’t have a loon on it
but the one dollar climate had coin has a little not so they call it a loony so
the two dollar coins a two d isle of canada one of the things that i love to is that
the sex business in edmonton has gone through the roof because of the hockey
strike as scientist because didn’t more car avin a more car uh… owner of the hush
lingerie more books in edmonton i mean the fact that there are all these sex
stores id admin tunes on believable to me too they’ve seen a fifteen percent rise in
business since the hockey lockout would mean a more kerr says is the key things that because people
can go to hockey games they said well with their wife for their
girlfriend of their loved one basically if you can’t be with the oil
or oil her s is what he’s saying uh… they had insects you know the
taboo madi but my sexual in atlanta and to help her dot finance
section of their allotment uh… and they’ve seen a fifteen percent
rise there the owner of another boot eight which is
harsh odom thirties adult boutique in edmonton
another one says that he too has seen a rise in business normally attributed the uh… to the cold weather that they
get up there which means they should have huge business all the time so they don’t have hockey up there so
they just stay inside and apparently have sex with toys and with the you know videos and things
like that so there’s always a beneficiary you know those vendors in
those archers uh… it at the north plans coliseum of
its even still call that they’re out of work but the sex business don’t through the
roof and one proves is that the people of canada just love it’s a video of someone getting hit
myspace which is great for you to their ways what’s there

25 Comments

  • Reply William Hauver November 23, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    First comment, and i totally agree with this

  • Reply Tunnel ,NY Lite November 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    I guess the strike has made Canadians replace High Sticking with Low Sticking?

  • Reply Jimmy Bonez November 23, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply wade2bosh November 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    insert joke about poke checks.

  • Reply Kirk Settle November 23, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    I love you too Michael.

  • Reply Roba Fistycuffs November 23, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    I am moving to Canada

  • Reply Snuff Bridge November 23, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    haha i love living in canada

  • Reply NeverEnoughBall November 23, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    quit dissin on the Canadian weather, in the summer two years ago I was in Puerto Rico and it was warmer back home in BC. Edmonton gets way colder but can get ridiculous hot in the summer also(… I actually just googled Edmonton weather, and it doesn't… just consistently warm for like 3 months)… anyway… BC gets good weather 🙂

  • Reply sevens2 November 23, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Edmonton fans are better off in a lockout than having to watch the Oilers play

  • Reply Antitheist75 November 23, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Like Michael, I, too, Love Canada. Canadians are the best. Love them Canucks! 😉

  • Reply Andrew Stro November 23, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    I'm Canadian and a huge hockey fan of course. I used to drink 4 beers and watch the Leafs on weeknights but the lockout has rendered me into a bit of a Tim Burton weirdo as now I mostly stay in my basement playing with stop-motion puppets. Also it made me a huge fan of the NFL. I also bang my wife more often but it still only lasts a few minutes.

  • Reply Jeff Campbell November 24, 2012 at 3:04 am

    ahhh I would love to watch Eberle, Hall, Nugent-Hopkins, Yakupov, Paajarvi et all play. They may have one more year of growing pains but they should be incredible in the next few years. I only wish the Leafs outlook was that bright.

  • Reply LordArkeus November 24, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    really sad that you guys rather cover a story about horny hockey fans than the death of macho camacho a legend in professional boxing

  • Reply Ogilthorpe November 24, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    2 minutes for "roughing".

  • Reply Steve LeClair November 25, 2012 at 1:15 am

    The tooney was just easy because its 2 and rhymes with loonie lol

  • Reply acadianalien November 25, 2012 at 6:21 am

    Yeah it was pretty inapropriate to nail her on the boards…

  • Reply timmcbeath November 28, 2012 at 1:21 am

    Fuck it, Michael Shure, for the Oilers joke, you get an upvote!!

  • Reply TYT Sports November 28, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    I know he will appreciate this!

    -Rick

  • Reply TYT Sports November 28, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    Meh meh meh meh meh.

    -Rick

  • Reply TYT Sports November 28, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    I wasn't in town b/c of Thanksgiving break but we did cover it: /watch?v=577qQRkgNPc.

    -Rick

  • Reply TYT Sports November 28, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    Also a winner.

    -Rick

  • Reply LordArkeus November 29, 2012 at 12:28 am

    thanks rick

  • Reply TYT Sports November 29, 2012 at 7:57 am

    No prob.

    -Rick

  • Reply TYT Sports November 29, 2012 at 7:57 am

    Do it! Let me know how it is.

    -Rick

  • Reply Javed Javed April 29, 2019 at 4:49 am

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