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August 20, 2019

I HATE YOU!!!!! OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!! Arianna, give James your $200. You landed on his property. No, HES IN JAIL I’m not gonna give money to a criminal. JAMES: That’s not how you PLAY!!!! Mommy, why is brother screaming? Shut the f*ck up Sally, You don’t get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD! I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!! ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!? AaAAAaaA!!!!! Hi! What you all just witnessed is the phenomenon known as Family Game Night. Family Game Night plays an important role in the household dynamic as studies have shown that families who participate in activities together form closer bonds and stronger relationships with each other. So try setting aside some time to play board games with your family and if they beat you, cut them out of your life forever… Okay, have fun you guys. I…….Like board games I guess any game that doesn’t involve me getting up and moving around, I’m a huge fan of also since I’m bad at everything and don’t like playing games against someone who’s better than me I really love the games that don’t require any type of skill like the game chutes and ladders Which I just learned today has another name called Snakes & Ladders I’m going to call it that instead cuz I’d rather draw snakes then Chutes In snakes and ladders you have no free will You’re at the mercy of a single dice and I love it while I was looking up walkthroughs for snakes and ladders I quickly learned that this game was made for preschoolers which is probably why it’s so simple or how about the game Sorry which is the most unapologetic game I’ve ever played there’s some strategy in that game but most of the time you’re just getting revenge on the players who’ve wronged you and the creators have sorry knew this because the tagline Of the game is “sorry the game of sweet revenge”, which if you think about it is a pretty funny oxymoron Aha take this (Piece dies.) Sorry, I know how to play chess but like most things I’m not very good at it, Unless I’m playing against someone under the age of 4, I don’t want to play that game because shows everyone how bad I am at planning ahead. That’s a game That’s a hundred percent strategy based. It’s like the IQ test of board games beating someone in chess will put you more ahead Academically than anyone with a Harvard degree and you’ll get more babes However, there is one exception and that is it’s okay to lose at chess If you’re playing against a computer, even if it’s on easy mode computers are way better at planning ahead than anyone because I don’t know how but a Human made a computer that can beat the world’s best chess player. But the creator of the computer can’t beat the world’s best chess player… So I guess that means… It’s game over, we tried our best but we’ve peaked. whenever you beat a computer in chess. It was going easy on you Imagine if we made a computer that could beat the world’s best snakes and ladders player I would pay money to see a snakes and ladders championship everyone watching knows that the person playing is just some Joe Schmo that acts like the world’s best snakes and ladders player But they’re all still excited and there’s real snakes that you get to slide down. That would be amazing Sign me up.*laughs* While we’re on the topic of chess. I want to tell you about this cool sport I discovered called chess boxing. This is an actual competitive sport where two players play chess for three minutes then box each other for three minutes, and they keep switching between chess and boxing until someone either gets a checkmate they run out of Time playing chess or they K.O the other player. I love this sport because it combines two polar opposite games and it’s something that anyone can play brains over brawn Try saying that after I sucker punch you in the oh that was that was a good move I’m gonna punch you so hard in the balls for that. I know I just said I was bad at chess But if there’s any youtubers who want to challenge me to a chess boxing match, I will gladly take you to the ring and we can charge people 12 dollars just to watch. *and we can end it in a draw, you know so that way you won’t look bad in front of your fans* So battleship that’s another board game and it also got a big Hollywood movie based off of it I haven’t seen it. But I hope there’s a scene where the captain of the ship goes “men, fire at D6” and then there’s an explosion in the distance and then Rihanna who is actually in that movie says sir the aliens sent a message it says Miss… the captain goes, “Hmm” Someone write that down so we don’t forget and then there would be an explosion at the back of their ship an alarm start going off everyone on board starts freaking out except for the captain. He goes Rihanna send the aliens a message. Tell them Hit. also ask him if they think the situation make a good board game. And if that scene is not in the movie, I hate it Did anyone else collect a bunch of pokemon cards, but never knew how to play the game? I don’t think I met a single person who actually knew how to play the card game which was weird because in my school the Card game was just as popular as the video games kids would always show off their collection of cards and binders and everyone always wanted The highly coveted shiny Charizard card,(buy it on amazon or Ebay) you know which one I’m talking about, You know which one I’m talking about, *In dumb voice* You know which one I’m talking about. unlike yu gi oh Which had dedicated? Episodes explaining why these five pieces of cardboard were expensive the shiny Charizard was rare not because it was good in the game But because everyone agreed that it looked cool, but then when you ask someone hey, do you want to play a game? They would say okay. I summon my Charizard in Attack mode does anyone even know how to play the Pokemon card game? I bet none of these guys even know what they’re doing How’d this guy win? He didn’t even call uno/one. I can’t be too hard on the Pokemon cards because the card game I like is probably way more complicated than Pokemon I don’t know for sure because like I said, I don’t know how to play the Pokemon card game, but my favorite card game is, Neopets. I’m just kidding, That was a joke Kind of I did actually own a lot of Neo pet cards. I don’t remember exactly how to play I do Remember you have to get 21 points to win which got me into playing blackjack But it’s okay that I don’t remember how to play because no one else is playing this game I wanted to find some footage of a neo pet tgc championship only to come to the disappointing realization that no Neopets championship exists Which is sad, so if there’s any youtubers watching and want to find my score chioce square up, okay? But for real the card game I like the most is Magic the Gathering, and fun little factoids all three card games I’ve mentioned were created by the same company Wizards of the coast. Hey, is that a monopoly reference? I’ve been playing magic since 2007 and back then the game was a lot more simple. Look at some of these more recent cards first. See how many words are on them, And if we flip them over they merge into an even bigger card What if you showed these cards to my 11 year old self? I would have lost my marbles My favorite thing about magic is when Richard Garfield, I mean dick Garfield was first creating the game in 1993 he didn’t really have an accurate way of testing the cards to make sure they’re all fair and balanced and Ended up creating some of the most overpowered cards and magic and players today. Refer to these cards as the power 9 Because there were nine really good ones, which is why every single one of them is banned. now Don’t get me wrong The power nine are good cards, but none of them are like you in the game good. take this one. For example Ancestral recall all it says is draw three cards or force opponent to draw three cards… Which is stupid that they added that last part. Why would you ever give your opponent three more cards to beat you with? Now I know what you’re thinking. Wait a slightly better pot of greed which is a card that allows me to draw two new cards from my deck and place them into my hand is one of the top nine most powerful magic cards Yeah pot of greed is banned too. games play such an important role in childhood And here’s what they all teach us in magic if you’re really good at what you do No, one will invite you to their tournament monopoly white-collar crime is okay battleship Just guess and check snakes and ladders If you see a ladder climb it immediately… and no one cares about Neopets now if you excuse me I have to show this prison guard my coupon. I have that lets me get out of jail anytime. I like And when all is said and done I thought to myself What can I do to help strengthen this weekly tradition of family game night? so I Decided to create my own game based off one of the most scarring events of my childhood many of you might recall the traumatic Experience my sister and I had with Harry the moth and to help me cope I decided to immortalize this memory by turning it into a card game Introducing can’t catch Harry. I let my Twitter followers decide on the name and they went with this one. So good job guys Here’s a sneak peak of some of the cards I spent a lot of time working on this game, and I know you’re gonna like it, We’ve got a lot of recognizable characters like mr. Poe a mom Satan and Sandwich artist. We’re launching the game on Kickstarter today So check out the link in the description to get yourself a copy we have different reward tiers like holographic cards golden figurines and even a custom-made card if you’re into that the reward tiers are only gonna be available for 30 days and Given my upload schedule. I don’t know if we’ll be able to tell you that again. So I’ll post updates on my Twitter and Instagram. That’s right. I got an Instagram I’m trying to tell you that to follow me on Instagram. Thanks for watching And that’s how we’re gonna segue into the end card. (subtitles by Ragecat568.) Also che mentioned the streamys as I mentioned I said, hey man, I’m at the street or not at the street I got nominated for streaming. They didn’t ask they didn’t say Hey, do you want to be do you want to have to go to this award show? They just emailed me and said guess what we nominated you and I’m just like I didn’t ask for this so Yeah, that’s that’s a thing that happened. I’m probably gonna get 0 videos out before then actually I have to get a Halloween one out. So maybe I can get a Halloween video out before the streamys we’ll see but You know, it’s I don’t show my face off. What am I doing? I’ve never played 52 card pick them up there Have you ever done that? Now pick them up Thanks, thanks for watching the video wear your seatbelt by the way. (Tweaked by Xman230 :D)


  • Reply Killer kitty and dogan the killer! August 18, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    you have a new song

  • Reply You not see ing My name August 18, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    I know how to play Pokemon cards

  • Reply The military August 18, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Are you gonna talk about that time when you got punched in the face by a kid

  • Reply Prime Time August 18, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    The beginning of this video is so based off of life nogin

  • Reply Jiggity Jig August 18, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    8:00 that actually made me kinda sad. πŸ˜”

  • Reply Purple panda #1 August 18, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    If you have roommates or you live in an apartment I wonder how pissed they are.

  • Reply Alexandra Shewczyk August 18, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    i love magic the gathering

  • Reply artsy mommas August 18, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    I know how to play the PokΓ©mon card game!

  • Reply machadom72 August 18, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    James earlier today me and my nephew saw your board game at target (can’t catch Harry)

  • Reply Gamer Bros 418 August 19, 2019 at 12:21 am

    I don’t do game night

  • Reply Gamer Bros 418 August 19, 2019 at 12:26 am

    I know how to play the PokΓ©mon card game

  • Reply Troublemaker Crayfish August 19, 2019 at 12:58 am

    Let’s play magic and I will beat you

  • Reply Josie Elder August 19, 2019 at 1:05 am

    3:58 John cena becomes YouTuber

  • Reply crystal tube 85 August 19, 2019 at 2:07 am

    James : give me the cash cause you landed on my property

    James conscience : 0:57

  • Reply Alvaro Cancino August 19, 2019 at 2:35 am

    Nice because it is the same for me

  • Reply Katie Scheuermann August 19, 2019 at 2:38 am

    Whenever my brothers and I played Sorry against our dad, we'd always target him when getting a sorry card, while saying in the most "haha u suk" voice, "Sorry, Daddy! XP" But one time, one of my brothers couldn't get my dad, because all of his pieces were in a safe zone. "Oh, I guess I can't use this card, then," he said. "No, you can get your brother's piece out!" And my first brother, with a very sincere apologetic voice, says to my second brother, "Brother, I'm really sorry." I love my family.

  • Reply Brenley Rinehart August 19, 2019 at 3:05 am


    me when I lose a game of tower of hell

  • Reply Rabid';' August 19, 2019 at 3:09 am

    2:20 thats a stalemate not checkmate

  • Reply Doge ROBLOX August 19, 2019 at 5:23 am

    I HATE YOU!!


  • Reply Kiki ASMR August 19, 2019 at 5:39 am

    thats not how you PLAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    Shut the f◾️◾️ck up Sally.

    Yes. The usual family game night in its natural habitat

  • Reply Minty Leaf August 19, 2019 at 5:40 am

    Why is junior in neopet xD

  • Reply Maria Karlson August 19, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Why is blocko in the vid

  • Reply Taylor Bliss August 19, 2019 at 6:09 am

    He a loud boi in this video

  • Reply Robert Eckert August 19, 2019 at 6:49 am

    I challenge you to a game of Chess. Not the boxing version

  • Reply The Cats Gaming August 19, 2019 at 7:15 am

    i play poemon card game

  • Reply KrmaL August 19, 2019 at 7:34 am


  • Reply j kamlian August 19, 2019 at 8:14 am

    I heard blocko

  • Reply never surrender August 19, 2019 at 8:54 am

    How to ruined ya friendship EZiest way

  • Reply Arriane Livara August 19, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Shut the fuck up bitch ypu stole my railroad

  • Reply Matthew Bechtol August 19, 2019 at 9:49 am

    It's really hard

  • Reply Hellen Bejarano August 19, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Mommy why is brother yelling

  • Reply purple lights August 19, 2019 at 10:31 am

    The intro was so beutiful


  • Reply LLama Games August 19, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Mommy why is brother screaming

  • Reply Nrithya Santhosh August 19, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Love from India jamesβ™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

  • Reply Fantastic Films August 19, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Dude children like me know how to play magic the gathering, yugioh, pokemon,and chess β™Ÿ

  • Reply Jason Lee August 19, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Yo james search up the video play a remix by endigo

  • Reply Joshua Ellison August 19, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Give me it

  • Reply Arctic Fox Fan August 19, 2019 at 11:55 am

    I play the PokΓ©mon Card Game by using the attacks and using our brains to see how much damage was taken off of a PokΓ©mon’s health meter

  • Reply Meme Boi. August 19, 2019 at 11:58 am

    battleship is actually a very good movie

  • Reply Asriel August 19, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Ah… monopoly, the older brother of mario kart…

  • Reply Fighting Frog studios August 19, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    why you say that the black lotus is still legal in tournament play.

  • Reply Ryan Anderson August 19, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    I don't t know which one you are talking about!

  • Reply Avel Gaming August 19, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    The only time we see/hear James swear
    Or He's already swear in a few video idk

  • Reply Ded4Lif August 19, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    I play magic too

  • Reply Diamond Henry August 19, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Me_ tru
    James_ that's not how you le big inhale
    Me_ uhoh
    Sally_ mommy. Why is brother screaming?
    Me_ yeah mommy.
    Mommy_ shut the fric up Sally. You don't get to talk after taking my last railroad
    Me_ ΓΆ
    James_ le screm

  • Reply Jasper Galczynski August 19, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    I loooooooove Magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply David Matheny August 19, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    I can imagine that a game of chess is made more difficult while trying to stop a nose bleed and figure out if you have a concussion.

  • Reply ParaEwie August 19, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Haha life noggin is here

  • Reply RandomQ's S August 19, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    I will challenge you anytime

  • Reply GUILLERMO TRIAS III August 19, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    I love magic tooo

  • Reply Laura Pearson August 19, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    I know how to play the pokemon card game

    like if u know how to
    play the card game too

  • Reply Dina Moore August 19, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    I have a ton of card games but I don't like to play cuz if I lost I would have to give my card to the opponent and I don't want to lose any of my cards I just like to collect them

  • Reply Fabio Vella Anastasi August 19, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    This is my favorite Oud1sout vid

  • Reply i like raccoon August 19, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Damn sally just got shot in the head

  • Reply luis luna August 19, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    I'm gonna punch you so hard in the balls for that…

  • Reply Rose GF August 19, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    I lOVE UNO IF YOU DONT I HATE YOU heheh sorry

  • Reply Oscar Mation August 19, 2019 at 6:00 pm


  • Reply Beth Haynes August 19, 2019 at 6:17 pm


    That was a little too deep James

  • Reply Imma KittyCat August 19, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    What is "Chutes" and Ladders ?

  • Reply Gacha Boi 101 August 19, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    I'm Going To Do This Anyways so… CREEPER AW MAN

  • Reply illest 2k music August 19, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    4:01 ain't pointing fingers Logan and KSIπŸ“±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Wazzub Studios August 19, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    This is the last comment try to find it

  • Reply The Penguins are secretly donkeys channel R August 19, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    I actually have a ton of pokemon cards and I don't know how to play😁

  • Reply Luna Girl August 19, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    i have that card……….

  • Reply Tatum Loves Sans August 19, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    that’s Not how You pLaY!!! >:C

  • Reply Xandia Phillips August 19, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Wow you play magic the gathering 1 year before I was born

  • Reply Fright claw August 19, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    0:36 Is that Life Noggin? 🧐🧐🧐🧐

  • Reply gamerkev 1 August 19, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    Pause at 23 seconds guys lol

  • Reply gamerkev 1 August 19, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Also pause at 35 s3conds

  • Reply dynastyloveyou August 19, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    no one ever wants to play monopoly with me πŸ˜”

  • Reply Beatriz Drumond August 19, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    Ele nem conhece truco…

  • Reply Cristina Erasmo August 19, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    Baby: Mommy why is brother screaming

  • Reply Marvel Central Entertainment August 19, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    I've found your game in target, and got it, but it was frustrating. I'm still going to play it

  • Reply Karen Freas August 19, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    thats not how you PLAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Jack Ritchie August 19, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    That girl is creepy πŸ‘½

  • Reply DatCreativeToast August 20, 2019 at 12:26 am

    Voice Recorder:So how many voice cracks do you want?

  • Reply Adela Ricker August 20, 2019 at 12:33 am

    i no how to play pocemon

  • Reply Agent Woomsy August 20, 2019 at 12:35 am

    was that blocko speaking?

  • Reply zombcrusher7 333 August 20, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Every time james screams it gives me an ear rape 0:23 0:35

  • Reply ShadowSai August 20, 2019 at 1:09 am

    I bet stock market landed on someone else’s property in monopoly and thus great depression

  • Reply Yaretzi Rodriguez August 20, 2019 at 1:36 am

    Lol the beginning is so true

  • Reply Shadow deluxe Demon August 20, 2019 at 1:42 am

    I will not give a criminal money

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  • Reply saga gamer 2006 August 20, 2019 at 2:05 am

    Like for the odd ones out

  • Reply Gaming with Kyle_Garcia August 20, 2019 at 2:12 am

    Me and my friend we play with PokΓ©mon cards but didn’t know how to play so we just traded cards

  • Reply Pixel Infinite August 20, 2019 at 2:16 am

    Alex Clark wanted to chess box James πŸ™‚

  • Reply Allison Hatcher August 20, 2019 at 2:17 am

    This is literally my family everyday

  • Reply ma.veronica cortez August 20, 2019 at 2:19 am

    I HATE YOU 0:06

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  • Reply Ben Crowe August 20, 2019 at 2:41 am

    Yes I know how to play PokΓ©mon cards

  • Reply XD_ANIMEBOI August 20, 2019 at 3:09 am


  • Reply Elisha Seediet August 20, 2019 at 4:08 am

    My classmate beat the computer on difficult mode

  • Reply Roni Olguin August 20, 2019 at 4:20 am

    He got punch by a kid

  • Reply Christopher Jr August 20, 2019 at 4:35 am

    Chess boxing Theoddonesout: if something interesting happens

    gets hit in the face by a kid

    Did you make a video on that that was interesting

  • Reply Mitchell Doherty August 20, 2019 at 5:03 am

    This was actually the first odd 1s our video I ever watched

  • Reply Cookie corgi slimes Slime co. August 20, 2019 at 5:21 am

    I play snakes and ladders with myself for like an entire month every after every meal .

  • Reply The Cringe Show August 20, 2019 at 5:52 am

    Actually you can't collect money in jail

  • Reply Jhona Balitaosan August 20, 2019 at 6:02 am

    I don`t know that there is a pokemon card!

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  • Reply Robert bcHooten August 20, 2019 at 6:52 am

    Also i have

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