Billy:In “Finding Football”
we’ll bring you the best
football talents,celebrity musicians,
unique football pitches,and explore the beautiful game
across the globe.We’re in Japan to see how
cooperation, discipline,and intensity have fueled
the meteoric rise
in Asian football.We’ll suit up for the world’s
oldest tekkers game,get schooled by a master
warrior,and later we’ll be joined
by EDM superstar Steve Aokion the set of our very own
Japanese game show.This is the busiest
intersection on Earth.Jezz, it’s mad!
It’s like organized chaos.3,000 people cross these
streets every time
the light changes,but listen…there’s no honking,
there’s no arguing.That’s because here in Japan
people work togetherso the whole group can succeed.It’s the key to their success
in business and in football,but is the Japanese spirit
of cooperationalso holding Japan back
when they get to the World Cup?We’re here to find out more.Floating directly above the
scramble, ten stories
in the airis the amazing Shibuya
Futsal pitch.A testament to both
Japan’s ingenuityand its passion
for the beautiful game.We’re here to take another one
of a kind football pitch
off our bucket list,and to find out more about
Japanese football culturefrom the country’s most famous
football coach.( speaking Japanese )Tom Byer, aka Tom San, is
a native New Yorkerwho set up his first
clinic here in 1989,and has had a front row seatto Japan’s football
transformation ever since.Japan went from not qualifying
for a World Cup in 1998 – and qualify for every World
– Yeah. What changed?
What was the transition? Tom:I think the J League has
had a huge impact on it.I mean, next year’s
the 25 year anniversaryand I’d like to think
that we’ve played
a significant role as well,at least with the youth
development sideto create better
technical players.If you look
at the characteristics
of Japanese players,they’re very good technically.And you know some
of the reasons is because the culture is
conducive to the discipline, the organization is
very systematic.So we develop
very good players.Billy:What did Japan need
to do to win a World Cup?– Win a World Cup–
– This one’s a tie. Well, they need to,
first of all, develop better strikers, but we’re not producing those
really, really top players, especially goal scorers. You know, this a country
where the culture
is much more tuned to following
and conforming, and not really sticking out. Well, it’s safe to say
we wouldn’t do well in these
parts, would we, Bill? ( all laugh )( music playing )Tom:You know, I watch the J
League awards the other nightand every single oneof the players had the exact
same color tuxedo on. So, and I’ll scratch
my head thinking, “Would this really
happen in Europe?” The Japanese have this saying, “The nail that sticks up
gets hammered back down.” Don’t be different,
don’t be unique.Be the same as everyone else
and we move forward together.Jezz:To win a World Cup
you can’t have that mentality.You’ve got to encourage
as well as teamwork. You know, this whole idea,
“The nail that sticks up,
you bang it down” is to basically discourage
individualism. I think that the saying
and the philosophy that the Japanese embrace
in some ways works
incredibly well. How to produce
the next Neymar, Messi, Ronaldo,
you have to breakthat mold in soccer, don’t you,
in football.– Tom, it was an absolute
– No, the pleasureis all mine.Billy:
Japan’s oldest team sport
began 1,200 years agoas a religious ritual in Shinto
temples like this one.It’s called Kemari and it
symbolizes the Japanese questfor cooperation and harmony,and it looks an awful lot
like team tekkers.( music playing )Players are called mariashiand they are Japan’s
So we walk into this shrine
and it’s deadly silent.You wanna play the sport,
but you don’t want
to disrespect the shrine.And then the guy comes overand invites us to play.( music playing )( men cheer ) Billy:
It seemed quite
relaxing to play.Steady, fun,more ceremonial, Jezz.( music playing )What’s it made out of?
Deer– Deer skin. We should find that out
before I hold the ball. Oh! The guys are all
different agesenjoying themselves out here.Jezz:
Still healthy, fit, strong.Billy:
How’s it bouncing? Should we test ourselves
against the pros, Bill? Billy:
We challenged all the guys
to face us in a battle.( speaking Japanese ) Well done! And it comes to the final point. We decide it’s time
to step up our gameand come up with something that
they wouldn’t have seen before.Yeah! Whoo! Thank you, guys. Thank you. I really like it.
I like the outfits,you got lots of movement.It’s kinda like a gatheringamongst mates
and you play like– they didn’t mind
if they lost a point, –they won a point.
– Jezz:There’s more to it,
isn’t there?Billy:Yeah.Jezz, do you know what
type of shrine this is? – It’s a Shinto, isn’t it?
– Exactly, mate. It’s called a…
Shinto. Shinto, this guy.( music playing )Billy:
The Tsukiji Fish Marketemploys over 60,000 people,covers 33 acres
of downtown Tokyoand sells over $5 billion
of fish every year.There’s just fishupon fish, upon fish.( music playing )Billy:
I wanna find some oystersbecause I fancy some
and I’m hungry. Oh, what? I’m up for trying
some of this food. Jezz, what would you say
if I told you that someone paid 500 pounds
for a fish? – That’s a lot of money
for a fish.
– Yeah. Now what would you say
if I told you the fishfor 500 pounds, as in weight,
got sold for $2 million?A tuna.Man, who spent 2 mil
on a tuna? Some G, mate. What is that? Tuna head. Is that a real tuna head? Yeah. There’s something fishy
going around here, Jezz. You’re not laughing at me jokes. Should I scale it down a bit? Look at the size
of them crabs! – Oh, my goodness!
– Wow! Oh, here we go. Here we go. Yeah. ( speaking Japanese ) Mmm. Ah, that’s good. ( speaking Japanese ) That was delicious. ( speaking Japanese ) – Thank you!
– Thank you very much. Jezz:Japan’s culture of
conformity is on full display
on the streets of Tokyowhere legions of gray
dominate the landscape.Billy:But on the streets
of the Harajuku districtsome of the young
people are optingfor an extreme form
of individual expression.Jezz:
These are Harajuku Lolitas.Billy:
This is Misako Aoki.One of the top Harajuku
Lolitas in Japan.Misako:
very famous fashion. Is this only for females
or males as well? ( speaking Japanese ) I’m nearly there. ( speaking Japanese ) Jezz:
Would you say that
dressing up in a costume,it allows you to express
yourself more? ( speaking Japanese ) ( yells ) ( yelling ) Jezz:
So we walk into this dojo
and we see these two guyswho look like proper
ninja warriorsand apparently they do
this thing called Kendo,which is like
modern-day samurai.So, we’re expecting
big things here.And we stood there
watching and thenwhat happens is
about as underwhelmingas you could possibly imagine.
Isn’t it, Bill?They’ve done that
to lure us in because we started thinking,“Give me the outfits!
Give me the samurai!I’m gonna take
this geezer down.”Okay, I’m worried
about this part, but I’ll give it a go. ( speaking Japanese ) Billy:I mean, the sport is
totally individual.It’s all about your
own performance,but getting dressed for the
sport takes about 12 people.Let’s be real with it.I’m gonna let the boss do it
’cause I haven’t got a clue
what’s going on here. I feel quite privileged
getting dressed up
by the sensei. Once he started– Look at Jezz.
He’s got the full outfit on
and then he’s got– Come on! Jezz:
I’m thinking I fancymy chances.
I’ll always back myself. ( speaking Japanese ) – I can’t really go down.
– ( speaking Japanese ) No, no. Small, small, small,
small, small. ( speaking Japanese ) – Billy: Okay, yeah, yeah.
– No. Billy:
So, there’s us.Thinking that
we got the tekkerswith the flip technique. ( speaking Japanese ) We’re thinking
we’re the sensei’s.We were about to get schooled.( speaking Japanese ) Billy:
And then the sensei moves
to the sideand in walks Mr. Gladiator,
Mr. Muscle,Iron Man, stroke Karate Kid
all in one.( yelling ) No! ( grunts )You’re thinking I’ll flank him
but really I’m thinking
I’m stalling this.So you thought I’d hit backbut really I was just trying
to not get hit.It ain’t over. Let’s do this. And I’m looking at him
thinking, “Yes, it is over. Don’t carry this on.” ( laughs )
Ow! ( groans ) I reckon if we done a couple
of months intensive
training out here. Still no chance.( music playing )( shouting ) Billy:
I’m done!( music playing )Steve Aoki, DJ superstar,is a first generation
Japanese Americanwith deep roots
to his parents’ homeland.His dad was a nail who refused
to get hammered downand left Japan to create
Benihana’s restaurant.( music playing )Steve will join us on the set
of our very own
Japanese game show,but first no trip here
would be completewithout visiting Tokyo Tower.The site of so many
epic battlesbetween King Kong
and Mechani-Kong,Godzilla and Mothra,Gamera and Super Gyaos,and Godzilla and Monster X.But today it’s the site
of an epic tekkers displaybetween Billy Wingrove
and Jeremy Lynch.( music playing )One thing that’s crazy
and kind ofcontradicting Japanese culture
is their game shows.They’re totally whacky.Exactly the reason
why we’re doing this here.We’ve created our own game show. Woman:It’s the F2 Variety Hour
with special guest Steve Aoki.Welcome to Japan! Ha! Ha! Ha! Baseball. ( speaking Japanese ) Let’s play. Now Steve’s got
to ask us questions, if we get it wrong…
whack! – Yeah!
– Okay. ( speaking Japanese ) Steve: All right. – ( speaking Japanese )
– No. Come on,
you got this one. This is an easy one. You deserve
to get whacked on the head – if you don’t get this one.
– What– Like– – ( speaking Japanese )
– No. – I know this one.
– Hmm. ( mimics clock ticking ) Okay, I’m gonna say…
Belgium? White and red. Fine, I’ll take it. I’m going eight. – Steve: Go, go hard.
– Don’t go hard, Jezz. – Oh!
– ( laughter ) – Steve: You know this one!
– I know this. – I know this.
– I know you–
Everyone knows this. You make it worse
’cause you make us feel so bad. Three, two, one. Both: Time out! – Interview time!
– Yeah, okay! ( speaking Japanese ) Steve, the theme
of our episode is the nail that sticks out
gets hammered down. Is that something
in the Japanese culture
that you can relate to? Yeah, I’ve seen that a lot where a group needs
to rise together. And I love that kind
of camaraderie. And in America
it’s definitely, like, about individuality,
and I feel like my father, he had that Japanese ethic and he was able
to do something very unique. I’m just proud to see my father do
the sticking up in that regard. As I raise my children, I’m gonna have
that same philosophy of you’re gonna learn and fail and learn
from your failures. What makes a Steve Aoki show
a Steve Aoki show? That’s something I ask myself
all the time.And it’s a trial
by error situationwhere I’ll bring a new element
to the show.I gotta do different things that embody that song
or embody that moment. And then I just put
my set together, and I’ll also go, “Okay
at this song I’m gonna
spray some champagne, this song I’m gonna pull out
my raft and then raft
on the crowd.” It is like playing
football. You’re thinking
about a move, – Yeah.
– you know, six steps ahead. And think beyond
a Steve Aoki show that’s what makes
a good DJ a good DJ is being able to read the crowd. ‘Cause you wanna keep
elevating and amplifying this emotional kind of musical
story you’re playing out. So ’cause I want people
to leave going, “I was at a Steve Aoki show and
I, like, I can’t forget it – ’cause I have cake
all over my face.
– Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, guys!
Hey, guys! ( shouting ) Food or football! Yeah! – You choose and you eat!
– Wow! So we have to choose
food or football. And some of them are real food
and some of them are not food. No touch!
No touch! No touch! – No touch.
– No touch! Whoo! – Food.
– Really? – Ah!
– Ah. Ah! ( speaking Japanese ) It’s coffee. – Coffee.
– I’m gonna take… – this one. Food, food, food.
– ( speaking Japanese ) Ah. ( groans ) Definitely not food. – I’m gonna go for the couple
– ( speaking Japanese ) – ( speaking Japanese )
– I’m saying these are food. Ah. ( speaking Japanese ) – Ah.
– Ah. Wow! Wow, look at this!
This is food. That’s quite– that’s
quite nice that cake. Whoa! It’s actually
really hard. – Ah!
– Let me– let me eat this part. Yeah. It tastes chewing gum
almost like taffy. ( speaking Japanese ) Football. Ah. ( speaking Japanese ) Nice little crunch
to that. Shin pad. It’s football. – Steve.
– Well, I gotta go
with the trophy. Trophy, okay. Ah! Impossible. I’m looking at this. I know we can’t touch it. ( speaking Japanese ) No touch! ( all yelling ) Relax, relax, relax. – No touch!
– No touch! That is real.
That is 100%. I know what you’re gonna do! – If you eat.
– Right. No, ’cause I’m gonna put it
in my mouth and he’s gonna… Yeah, now look
he’s trying to– ( laughter ) Ah. Boo! ( speaking Japanese ) Yeah, that’s definitely real. ( speaking Japanese ) ( horn blares ) ( speaking Japanese ) – Let’s do it!
– ( speaking Japanese ) ( cheering ) We’re ready!
We’re ready! ( speaking Japanese ) ( all exclaiming ) – Jezz: Oh, my God.
– Billy: They’re targets. ( speaking Japanese ) Billy:
Yeah, right. ( speaking Japanese ) Okay!
( cheers ) Go, Billy! Go, Billy!
Go, Billy! One point!
Yeah, one point! Yeah! Hey! Go! Two points!
Two points! Three points! Three points! Oh, four points! Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Finish! Yes! Man:Are you ready?– I’m ready.
– Okay! Oh! Close. Oh! Yeah! Oh! – Yeah.
– Point! ( speaking Japanese ) ( speaking Japanese ) Oh! – Come on!
– Oh! Six, five, four, three, two, one! Finish! Man: Last challenger! Steven! – ( speaking Japanese )
– Yes, yes. – Bonus.
– Bonus time! No, this is so–
No! No! No! ( speaking Japanese ) Hey! Come on, Steven! Oh! Oh! Made one. Hey. Okay, that’s better,
that’s better. Yeah! Oh! Oh, direct target. ( speaking Japanese ) Thank you! We’ve had an amazing time
in Japan. Billy:We took our tekkers
to a shrine and played Kemari.Jezz:
We tried Kendo,
where we got hammered down.Billy:
And then we met up
with Steve Aoki.A superstar who’s ambition and
creativity lead to his success.Together we came up with a
football Japanese game show.Japan are a rising power
in the world of football. And we wish the Blue Samurai
nothing but success
in the future. – Steve Aoki, you legend,
it’s been an absolute honor.
– Thank you, guys. – And thanks to the guys
– Thank you! – Thank you.
– In the meantime, all that remains
to be said is… Both:
Love, peace, and tekkers.( music playing )all: Oh! Billy:Next time
on “Finding Football”…Jezz:We’re gonna be taking
ourselves right outside
of our comfort zones.and head into Rio de Janeiro.–Cool!
–Yeah.– Let’s get out of here.
– It’s not safe, it’s not safe. Billy:Look at this!This is giving me goose bumps.Oh!Love, peace,
Hello and welcome to a new Video, today I got a exclusive package with some official game balls which I bought on Ebay, the package is worth about 2000 Euro. Which balls are in, you’re about to see now! Have fun watching! After unwrapping the whole thing, let’s get started with the first ball! This is the U21 football of the European Championship in Sweden. Most of you didn’t know, at the U21 in Sweden in 2009, Manuel Neuer, Boateng, Höwedes, Hummels Khredira and Özil have played for Germany, the World Championship Winner of 2014 were active and scored their goals with this football. Definetly a must have! The ball is called Adidas Terrapass and is worth about 300 Euros not to mention the collectors prize Let’s see what’s next, I grab or the bottom, this is the football of the European Championship in Austria and Switzerland. This is the Adidas Europass Gloria. I guess the Pros will know this ball, a few personal words. I think the ball is very well made because it has the classical design of black and white (silver) They just interpreted it new, the silver upper looks even better in real. A ball you should get your hands on! It is very impressive. It’s worth about 300 Euros, more with original packaging, but we will get to that later. The upper is slightly knobbed, as you know it from later models, but we will get to that. Let’s get to the next ball, it is the same ball, but in original packaging, even more rare. The balls are only sold on ebay, so they are limited because they are not longer fabricated. Here you can see the date of production, it is 11.07 so November 2007 Here you can see the PSC structure or texture, in my opinion a perfect for knuckleballs On the back you can see a few legends, Lampard, Ballack, David Villa and their quotations on the ball As I said, the ball is perfect for knuckleballs and curveballs, it has a good speed, my recommendation for every YouTuber who gets their hands on it. The next ball is, the Adidas Teamgeist as you can read here. This is the official game ball of the World Championship 2006 in Germany It was one of the first balls with the new paddle form, as you can see on the drawing It has been glued and has a smooth upper, which made the ball more attackable in midair so it knuckled more often than it’s predecessors. And it got it’s first critics because of the instability in flight and shot, there had been discussions but they weren’t as hard as in the future, I will get to that in a moment. In my opinion a really good ball, it has a lot of classical elements, like that black and white coloring Which get’s even more elegant with that golden implementations. On the Top the legends again, Kaka, David Beckham and Michael Ballack The ball got pretty rare, there is also a final version which is even more rare, this is the normal one In original packaging I would guess it’s worth about 350 Euro. On the top you can see the pitches of the WC2006, a ball to look up to! Let’s get to the models which are a little more famous. The 2010 model, this is the Adidas Jabulani the official WC2010 game ball, played in South Africa The ball has a long history, it was the first ball which had the wobbling effect, wobbling problem it was extrem discusses by keepers and players, at the WC2010 The media has reported and shown that with the right shooting technique you can affect the ball to change directions, multiple times. We had some freekick Videos to it. This had been our firs freekick Videos back then. A few personal words, you can see the production date, it says 09.09 so it has a few years passed. In my opinion the ball is almost perfect, on the one hand the design, with the colored applications it fits perfect for Southafrica, also the big paddles, it looks way better, new modern. My favorite ball I would say, buyable for money! And this is only beaten by the next ball! It is the Jo’bulani, hopefully I’m saying this right. This ist the final game ball of Southafrica, the WC2010 As you can see it is, 1on1 the same ball just has a different look It has a golden design, white/gold, it’s more rare because it is the final WC game ball Like the others you can only get it on ebay! By that it has it’s collectors prize, I would guess 400-450 Euro, depending on the condition of the ball You can see the structure is a little different if you compare it, just scroll back the video. The structure of the panels is more elongated, it should prevent the ball from wobbling in midair As you all know the opposite happened! The design is fitting for a final! Like I said, gold for the winner! FIFA Quality we see here, the symbol of high quality standards. I have to say that the match balls, the more expensive game balls, around 100 Euro If you buy them new, they last a lot longer than the replica or training balls When you get your hands on one of them, or has the money should go for it! With this you can be sure to last the next 4 to 5 years We only lost one game ball, hitting a fence an splitting it, but that’s it! What I want to know from you, which football, of the ones I showed you in this video do you like the most? Write your answer in the comments below, thanks for watching. I hope you liked it, stay sporty and see you next time!
Olivier is preparing to shoot the penalty … [referee whistle] He throws himself… And that’s the goal! Beautiful penalty, he took the goalkeeper against the feet, it’s really incredible. Olivier puts the ball … He will start to shoot to shoot the penalty Warning ! It is still taking off It must be pulled right, right! Ah! Ah! But what is Thierry doing? But where is he going? but how far does he go? Warning ! Oh he goes to the parking lot! Oh dear…. Does he have enough spaces … yes
it’s good … he goes down the stairs, he prepares himself. It’s a real professional tactic. Oh yes we feel the mastery, we feel the elegance, be careful he takes the turn, he continues, and yes ah! that’s it, he’s ready! He will start. He takes a breath … We feel the tension … Beware the fraaaaaappe! ah! we are not ready to go to sleep, Thierry. Effectively ! [The commentator makes the English translation of the speech]: “Welcome to the Oscars” “It’s an honor for me to be here tonight” “and the nomines for the best simulators are …” [Cries of pain] I did not do anything ! I did not do anything ! I did not touch him! [Cries of pain] [Cries of pain] And the winner is… Stevinho de Pbros FC [Commentator]: This is his first Oscar, after 3 consecutive nominations [Stevinho speaks English] [Commentator trauduit]: I would like to thank the academy for voting for me. Thank you to my mother, to my father and to my
brother. I also want to thank my inspirations, Luis Suarez, Sergio Busquets, Pedro and James Harden I will continue to simulate and give the best of myself Thank you Dyballa, Steven … Fraaapppe !!!! Oh la la la He was not far from scoring a fourfold Omar “Siberian pipitooo”
Ah this is the end of the match, we leave this game on the score of 3-0 for Juventus against Manchester City for the league champions, what do you think of this match Omar? [Speaks with Spanish accent]: Frankly it’s really incredible, it’s the new Lionel Messi, it’s really incredible. Wech narvalo are you there? 3 goal against us,
you’re a sick person respect us brother! Go ahead pass me your jersey I will sell it on EBay brother. We go to chica after? here ciao We had a wonderful night and I am told in the headset that Clémence is with the match man Steven. Clemency! Actually Thierry, I am currently at the edge of the field with the young prodigy Steven Parody Bros Steven how do you feel after such a match? We will say that we are very happy, we have
shows character, we took the 3 points we had come for that. We had a fairly strong group against a
beautiful defense. The coach gave the right instructions to
half time and we show character and we leave with a smile. You are the youngest player to have scored
a triplet in the league of champions, how do you feel? We will say that it is really a detail so I was able to score the 3 goals thanks to my teammates. We have a strong enough band, after that, I came back, I saw, I won! I am really a great leader! I
really want to have the golden ball. Do not you put too much pressure on being a role model for today’s young people? We know very well that children are the first supporters, we must really show the example, education, fair play, Respect is really important values for me. You have to show education outside and
in the field, I know I can do it, I have the shoulders strong enough to do it I am a leader. Thank you very much Steven. Steven: And what are you crazy about? Come on, let’s go to the shisha!
hey you’re a … [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] It was Steven, the model for our generations! Which model ! what model Omar! It’s really an example outside and on the ground !! Well we will do a little football!
Daniel, team leader, you choose You… Steven …. You… Ah! Huh … You know how to play ? We play with our hands … Okay ! You will play with Daniel No no I have something else to do. No, but worry 4 to 2, it’s okay
make. Go! Is not she the manager who deals with drinks? people with foot pain? I do not know at all but hey that’s ok
do you worry! Come on, she’s with you. [music] Come on guys ! Let’s go ! [music] I have to cut my spikes anyway! No ! nobody agrees! [music] Sorry ! [ sad music ] Mr. breathe! Everything is fine ! Now tell me your name please! – Small…
– Very good and your name now? – Bridge!
– Super what happened? Humiliated! it works. My family will know?
– Of course ! It’s filmed? – Hey she was in my team, I had it from the beginning!
– Basic she is with us! – And I know it’s my mother!
– Hey it’s my go! what are you talking about ! Where does it hurt ? All over ! Now raise your arm … – It hurts ?
– Yes Breathe … breathe …
– I’m done Yes [Crying] This is the end of the video, subscribe to join the most united family on YouTube. Like, comments and shares,
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mmm… hello?? Watch out! -no… You’re doing it all wrong!
-Wait, isn´t this a soccer school? Yes! and you just failed your first test -Ugh? I don´t understand.
-I´m teaching you one of the professional bases of soccer Gutierréz! What?! but he didn´t even hit his head It doesn’t matter if he bumped his head, or where he was hit What matters is that we can feel his pain as real! What? but here aren’t we taught how to make the “chilena” like Ronaldo, to dribble like Messi to pass the ball like Pirlo?
– that is bullshit! Here we are going to teach you the most important thing about this sport What nobody knows THE OTHER SIDE OF SOCCER!!! The chicanery, ruses, stunts Ohhh… gimmicks those tricks that will help you win any game Here we are in the middle of an acting class Ugh… why does a soccer player need acting? to make the faults seem real, you dumbass! for example, when you take a dive diving??? Is there a pool here?… I thought this was a soccer school look!!! Here we will practice many different acting techniques Such as Stanislavski’s emotion memory Gutierrez! Emotion memory! Do you remember when your dog died
– my dog died? I run him over this morning We also teach the right way to get in and out of the field Oh! You have to wait for your teammate to get out of the field before you get in, right? No, you fuckhead. The important things! That, look! cross oneself when you enter, spank your teammates when they get out And we usually emphasize the spanking We also teach the appropriate way to celebrate a goal! for example, the pregnant man The religious man the narcissist You shouldn’t even try
that one the loving one But don’t you receive a yellow card if you celebrate the goal that way? Yes, but there are goals that deserve to be celebrated and why not getting extra money for doing it…? Here, we are going to show you how to speak in front of the camera How was the game? -Come on, show me how you would do it
-To tell you the truth, the game was really demanding. We worked hard to win the match but that made it all the more interesting. The rival was challenging and made us play As the great team, that we are Noo… NOOO! you can´t speak to the camera like that. They need to think that you don´t have the ability to speak Suaréz! What the… Well, the game was not good or bad, but the opposite We lost because we didn´t win, but we have to take into account that if the ball goes in, it is a goal But we don´t have to forget that such is soccer, and that it is like chess but without the dices. Finally, I thank our amazing fans that came to support us my mother, my father, and my parents, and God that is in heaven, and my coach for giving me the opportunity thank you very much
-Brilliant Suaréz! -Wait, Wait, I don´t understand. They speak like that on purpose?
-Obviously So we don´t get asked such stupid questions. (insults) This is what no one teaches you about soccer To put up with the fans. They throw bottles at you, they insult you they spit on you and you have to stay calm In spite of everything even… of that! *eeeh fuckeeeeerrr* But… I don´t think the fans are so mean, right? the meanest ones are your own team’s fans Look! I got this after a minor league match 1988, because I failed a pass, the fans waited for me outside the stadium for 4 hours And this one was when my team was sent to the second division, because I scored a great own-goal and this… This was for winning the Tiwinza championship ‘95 sub 50
-But if you won why did you get beaten
-It wasn’t the fans It was my wife I partied so hard that I got home 3 days later But, I don´t think that soccer is always like that full of swindles… soccer is a sport that… That stirs passions, that Unites people, that is the soccer I want to learn to play No… no this
-oh, really? So, what can you say about Materazzi provoking Zidane in Germany-2006. about Austria-Germany in Spain-82, about “The Hand of God” in Mexico 86 about Robben´s diving in Mexico-Netherlands in Brazil-2014 *It wasn´t penalty* Well, Maradona´s was a great goal anyway. All that mess happened because of referees’ mistakes, right? Oh, but we also a referee school -But, he used his hands!
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and today I decided to bring you here the selection of the worst players in the cup I’ll get every player who did not have a
performance as well as expected I’m going to make a team here. and maybe it works for
people play an online game first I will restart
my Dream League Soccer so that my team stays
that of the very beginning and I start from scratch
set up the right team I’m going to use the Globo team as a base.
and I will add some players There are many games I did not follow.
I just watched matches from Brazil. so I’ll get some here
players of the same Globe which they set up, I’m going on transfers Starting with the goalkeeper we will try
the Caballero something like that, He is the goalkeeper of Argentina.
that gave a super failure in the Goal and Argentina did not do so well in the World Cup
so let’s get him here, It’s just that I do not know how to say that
his name is translated here I do not know how the
his name is spoken like that I’m going to get Alisson from Brazil. because when will they need it?
did not play its part as expected, Alisson as second goalkeeper
I’ll get Sergio Ramos here. which was not all that, has the Pique, is one of the players who could
have made a better cup also has the Otamendi, Nicolás Otamendi … Paulinho do Brasil, He did not play much ball. he did not present that
football he was playing, he is not a top-level player, but he is a good player and was even hired by Barcelona
but returned to the Chinese team again, there is another that I had forgotten about him I only remember the first
his name’s letters It’s the one right here.
I had forgotten him João Mario from Portugal
also did not have a good cup I chose him more because
he is in the selection of the Globe so I chose him has Ozil from Germany, there is Gabriel Jesus,
We can not forget him. He did not make a good cup.
It was more to watch even there is Lewandowski, we know that the selection of
Poland is a weak selection so we can not charge too much because there is a player who was worse than he ended up being champion of the Cup,
he is Giroud … he did not even do a thing
and he being like a forward, did not do anything in the cup and ended up being
champion with France, we also have Messi we can not
forget him that popped in the Cup, popped up in the national team and
to be in our team now I’ll add a few more here, the Fernandinho, he was a crucial player to
help Belgium win from Brazil, we can not forget William,
we can not forget Neymar, Neymar did not play that ball.
what he is accustomed to playing I do not play everything he does
There’s football in this cup, and not in the past, in the past until he played well
but after the injury neither he nor Brazil were the same, the Carvajal, now I’ll try to go there fast
if not the video will stay with 3 hours, already gave 32 players already
and I’m going to sell I’m going to sell some here I’ll sell the goalie,
I’m going to sell the sides here, looks at the side pique,
then I arrange his position, I bought here the Carvajal, the bait has the bait,
has the Asensio, did not play much ball
and he owed much There is also the goalie
that’s where I forgot my name is the David of Gea, was one of the goalkeepers who did not
had that Cup that he deserved, Let’s set up our team here, I’m going to do the training here.
of the globe so that you so that later they do not speak
that I did not copy from there in the formation of Globo
we have Caballero in the goal, I’m going to take Alisson, Gerard Piqué plays more
here in the formation of Globo, the Nicolás Otamendi is right,
I’m going to take Sergio Ramos and put it here, I’ll put the
João Mario in the place here, Neymar will take it and
put the Robert Lewandowski, William not here who
play it’s Gabriel Jesus This is the formation that the globe has made and I copied only that I
I added a few more players, now here to play
against some adversary I’ll get and put Neymar
here in the place of Gabriel Jesus, I’m going to put in a more
closed to give the ball more spin, Because I believe
We’ll get some player who has a
team stronger than mine, Lets play here in the 3-5-2 formation, Neymar will leave him here, Let me see who else
has his high skills, I’ll put this
another goalie to play, Let me see who else
has his high skills, I’m going to take Fernandinho and put the bait, My team is going to stay anyway I do not
I have players right for each position. but it will stay like that and we will
will try to find some player here, for us to play, staff is here
asking for five match I’m just going to play those
five games very fast and I’ll be right back we finished our fifth game, now I go here, I was seeing that my camera
It’s not the way I like it, I like to leave it in the ball and 0%
away now we can play, I’m going here to look for an opponent, It’s really hard to find You who like these styles of videos comments in the comments what is your team
favorite of the worst players in the cup and we will see which is the best, we have an opponent here
which is a bit good has Cristiano Ronaldo,
Bale has a very strong team, but let’s play here
and we’ll see what’s going to happen He is in a 4-4-2 formation
is a very strong formation too, let’s know if he plays well,
his rate of victory is very low, he is more or less still,
does not play that much, but even so let’s go
try to win this team, I hope my net helps
also and not so many crashes, good goalkeeper, Can you see that my internet?
it’s not so good It’s kinda bad, I think his team is in the hundred, his team is in the one hundred and I
I do not think I’m going to win even more with
the game crashes here they told me so that I
tighten the C when it was corner, kicks here Look there, let’s see if Lewandowski
take this ball and get up, come on … Took our took our order, our mistake,
it’s not possible, which is bad for the player when
do not have your high skills that he heads the ball all wrong, i messed up i messed up nothing look at the game lock, wow, I do not believe the
Lewandowski missed this goal It’s giving a lot of locking.
The game is catching a lot. Look at Neymar … It’s Gol … 1 to 0 for us, Wow, I thought it was the
Neymar but he was the Messi 1 to 0 for us looks at that
torn up that we gave, we passed between the two defenders
and here we ended up doing goal, my internet is good but the internet of my
opponent is think a little bad so it’s giving
some crashes in the game, Our goalkeeper is saving a lot
the goalkeeper is saving a lot, I’m very scared of corners because I’m at arm’s length
very easy to take goal, that’s my fear, look very easy
take a corner kick, César martins … we will return here, Let’s play this ball, The game is running smoothly.
so the ball goes forward the game starts to crash, OUR GOOD … 2 to 1 FOR US … Then they say that I only play with time.
at most, with modified time Do not have it here, We’re playing with the
worst team ever and who knows more ahead
people play with the best of the cup, Get that ball off … It’s good that the guy is bad,
or his team is not very good either 2 minutes of extras, I’ll try to kick the side of here, give me a blow here do not pass, first time is up and
we are winning from 2 to 1 the game is very dramatic and
we are going through a lot of suffocation too my tongue is still locked here, my tongue is already caught, Let’s see if the player
will continue to play, or if it will quit the game, I think he will
keep playing here, the ball is our first touch is ours, that the game does not crash
because the game is beautiful, I’m going to advance my defender.
I’ll leave it here. Knock on the head … Good … Shuffle forward … There’s no way I’m going to get screwed here,
have to hit that ball forward, It does not give me the time to think
he already grabs and retrieves the ball, I do not earn a headache, now the locking helped me, I think he closed his team. because my team is not so
loose as it was in the first half Look, my team does not win, Wow, the guy is kind of mean. and also remembering that
long time i do not play online again Wow, I do not believe two and two. two to two staff, the crashes are not helping
The team does not help much either. but let’s see here if at least
we can do one more goal for not ends tied, look at these crashes the internet of
My birthday must be very bad, and now … enshrines He will leave the game. Wow … LEWANDOWSKI … just turned the ball
we did nothing else beautiful game same … ours at the end of
people ended up winning, 3 to 2 for people went
a well contested game, can see that my players are with the
your normal skills are not high, it was more this three to two staff and now I’m going to bring more games like this
I’ll play a little more online I will choose some teams to
that I can play online too If you like videos like this comment below as you
want more videos so on the channel, Forgive me for the crashes in the game, My internet is good and it has 8 megs more.
even so the crashes do not stop, Thank you very much to all of you
what are you watching so far? and until the next video, stay with God, WENT.
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