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This Burger Is A Hockey Puck! – Bar Rescue, Season 5

August 24, 2019


Let’s see what they were about
to serve their customers.
Okay, this is
a French dip. These are our
pulled pork nachos.And this is our
nacho totchos
Jon:
The chili burger.
Our signature
Y Not burger.
Okay. Enjoy. Okay, Chef,
let’s talk about
this burger. Sean:Come on,
it’s a hockey puck.
Dead piece of beef.Phil:
Don’t do it.
You don’t want that.
Oh, my Gosh.
Oof. Disgusting.
This is definitely
the worst burger I’ve ever
( bleep ) had in my life. And now
on to the nachos. Touch it, Phil.
Feel it. Bad, bad, bad. This tastes like
it was cooked months ago. That’s ( bleep ) nasty. – You know what,
he’s right here.
– Sorry to bother you. – Yvette, push on that.
– Doesn’t look good. – Should a burger
push back on you?
– No. – I– I don’t have an answer.
– They ( bleep ) up
the burger, right? – Yeah.
– One down. How ’bout this?
Is that one right, Jon? It sat in the window
too long. It didn’t get that way
from being in the window. – It got that way from being
overcooked, right?
– Yes. Okay. Now, how ’bout
that one, Phil?How’s that one look?My stomach hurts
just from looking at it. That looks like
what my cat threw up in my living room
this morning. I would never eat this
if it came to my table. It’s a complete failure. Phil:
Oh, my gosh.
He overcooked the cheese,
that is not right. Oh, really?
This isn’t right? – That is not right.
– Gee, that would’ve
surprised me. How ’bout if I mount it
on the wall as a piece of decor,
how does that look? ‘Cause it serves a better
purpose on your frickin’ wall, than it does on a plate. And you knew it
when it came out here. It’s not true. You have a venue
across the street
with 10,000 seats that lights up
200 times a year. And you’re racing
( bleep ) goldfish.

56 Comments

  • Reply ckshotyou September 21, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    shit on a plate

  • Reply Mjs 8777 September 21, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    The food has improved tenfold since the episode.

  • Reply Samuel Quan September 21, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    What a complete failure. I seen some bad food before but this is crazy.

  • Reply Lonely Elk September 22, 2016 at 3:16 am

    harsh

  • Reply dex loldud September 22, 2016 at 6:51 am

    taffer should team up with Ramsay.

  • Reply clipobserver September 24, 2016 at 5:49 am

    Looked like Phil had a flashback from Fairways.

  • Reply Duke's Clipz September 26, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    I love john he is awesome!

  • Reply B.P.R October 15, 2016 at 7:58 pm

    β€œThey fucked up the burger”
    ~Jon Taffer 2016

  • Reply Revan Reborn 12 October 18, 2016 at 4:59 am

    That is disgusting. Jon Taffer, good job calling them out!

  • Reply Ishbu101 October 20, 2016 at 2:47 am

    This show is so addicting.

  • Reply Luna Ranger November 7, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    The fact that he can carry the entire nachos like that is nasty af

  • Reply Glennandrews November 9, 2016 at 11:46 am

    It's a fucking shame how much food was wasted for nothing. Lots of hungry people and if nothing else, look at the people of Africa or North Korea. Making pulled pork is pretty simple. And if you cannot make a normal ass hamburger, you do not need to be in the kitchen. But they had tater tots, hard to fuck those up, but probably they succeeded.

  • Reply eric eguia February 3, 2017 at 11:04 am

    Those nachos mind as well be a hockey puck

  • Reply Nick Beast February 16, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    Look at those natchos. Looks a lot better on the wall

  • Reply wrestling is dead April 20, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    "there not impressed" is a nice way of saying it..

  • Reply konohahurricane07 May 6, 2017 at 6:17 am

    lol decor

  • Reply Spencer Burton May 12, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    This is an insult to hockey pucks

  • Reply Flaminstarwarsguy851 June 17, 2017 at 12:26 am

    When Jon put that plate of nachos on the wall, I laughed my ass off. A work of modern art.

  • Reply marie K June 19, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    he is so funny!! but he tells it like it is!

  • Reply Efrain Entrertainment June 26, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    The look of disapproval on their face while they were being served the food lol

  • Reply Edward Bliss September 21, 2017 at 8:50 am

    This was the first Bar Rescue episode I've watched in a year. I used to watch this show all the time, and I see nothing has changed. Jon Taffer goes into a bar and starts screaming, the staff becomes emotional, then things change

  • Reply Nick Intro October 23, 2017 at 5:35 am

    1:35 was SAVAGE
    Taffer put nachos up on the wall !

  • Reply jazzysk8rgirl October 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    He said it was a dead piece of beef….of course it is! lol

  • Reply Lymans Way November 4, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    I didnt know John had a cat.

  • Reply Aaron - November 12, 2017 at 4:05 am

    πŸ˜„the expression on their face when they saw the food..πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ i knew it would be nasty

  • Reply Mandy RazorShock March 6, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I hope they have health insurance.

  • Reply Shawnie Boy March 10, 2018 at 4:16 am

    i love the name of this title, this burger is a hockey puck!

  • Reply Colin Harworth March 25, 2018 at 12:02 am

    I would hire someone that can cook a frickin burger.

  • Reply Nick Hall March 25, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Lol never took Jon taffer as puking cat kind of guy….

  • Reply Aaron man April 17, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    I lost it at the part with the rock hard nachos.

  • Reply Lurvy1963 May 8, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Love the part where Jon Taffer picks up a piece of meat (if you call it that the way it looked) from his plate of nachos and says: "That looks like what my cat threw up in my living room this morning." The so-called burger bun looked more like a hot cross bun people would have for breakfast than put a lump of beef inside it. Observing those meals I could tell they were less than appetizing.

  • Reply Benetha Lopez July 1, 2018 at 5:11 am

    This episode made me cry

  • Reply warren langlois July 29, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    How about if I mount the nachos on a wall as a piece of daycore πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Jacob Richardson August 4, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    That is horrible

  • Reply Jon Mccracken August 12, 2018 at 1:11 am

    Idk what was worse the nachos or the burger

  • Reply warren langlois August 20, 2018 at 7:27 am

    1:14 Lmfao that looks like what my cat threw up in my living room this morning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply ItsOver9000 September 3, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    1:43 damn taffer just throw food at everyone why dont ya lol xD

  • Reply Dude The Dude October 13, 2018 at 10:12 am

    Who knows he was a cat person…

  • Reply Hiram Ortiz Jr November 9, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    Jon taffer is like Gordon ramsay and Paul Heyman combined, just by looks and by his attitude

  • Reply DEADLOK69 November 26, 2018 at 12:27 pm

    Should have brought Gordon Ramsay!!! He should have said those lines.

  • Reply Chris Maxwell November 27, 2018 at 12:37 am

    Phil has been through just as much crap as Taffer has on this show.

  • Reply MrNiceGuy December 30, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    This show is turning me into a bar food snob

  • Reply Nick S January 21, 2019 at 4:52 am

    Those fucking nachos with the gnarly cheese….
    Thats a god damn Frisbee

  • Reply Remina Leighton February 8, 2019 at 8:34 am

    Damn those nachos are gross as hell πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Kikkroxx777 SlyBoogz February 20, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    Taffer needs to take his cat to the Vet. Taffer is so cringey

  • Reply nikon d3200 April 4, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Hockey puck burger

  • Reply Siberian taurus April 24, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    And u racein fuckin goldfish

  • Reply Joseph Reed May 30, 2019 at 4:39 am

    I believe this place has now closed.

  • Reply Mark Zoobkoff June 1, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Jon Taffer is a nut bar.

  • Reply Siberian taurus June 15, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Your raceing fucking goldfishπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply LaLiLuLeLo June 25, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Messed up part is later when they find out they have a bedroom door for their walk in. No wonder their food is sht.

  • Reply V B July 1, 2019 at 1:06 am

    I am a hockey fan, so I had to watch this clip.

  • Reply DemonicTurtle66 July 3, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    You know the food is bad when you're drunk off your ass watching this and wouldn't even eat it.

  • Reply Charlotte Brackney August 2, 2019 at 1:07 am

    Why does it not surprise me that Jon Taffer owns a cat..? Love this dude but not gonna lie, I lost a little bit of respect for him after finding that out.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply martyborman August 4, 2019 at 6:49 am

    I wish those cunts got food poisoning that killed them.
    Reality ha ha tv

  • Reply Tyler Wedell August 21, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    omg the nachos were stuck together

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