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Vladimir Putin: The God of Hockey

August 17, 2019


President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin! “Holidays in Crimea” gift certificate for Game MVP: Sergey Shoygu, Minister of Defence. This is a game without losers. Thanks to everyone. Congratulations on your victory!

100 Comments

  • Reply Mike Burg September 3, 2015 at 11:40 pm

    sweet! Nice touch around the net!

  • Reply Mike Burg September 3, 2015 at 11:40 pm

    Sir!

  • Reply sunsetgr00ve October 7, 2015 at 2:50 pm

    Dude, this is epic! Fuck Ovechkin and Crosby, I'm getting that #11 jersey ASAP!

  • Reply xray October 7, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    fake goals,worst goalkeeper ever.propoganda

  • Reply Mindaugas October 7, 2015 at 4:21 pm

    lol look at the defenders 😀 they not even moving :DDD

  • Reply Iggy3 October 7, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    There was no opposition. All he had to do was put-in… eh? eh?

  • Reply Taxi Talk NYC October 7, 2015 at 4:27 pm

    ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz…………

  • Reply MeM October 7, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    Hilarious.

    Lalalalalalalala….

  • Reply LuxAlbedo October 11, 2015 at 12:55 am

    Russia is not a North Korea. EVERYBODY KNOWS it's bullshit.

  • Reply Niko Bellic October 17, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    You think this is special? Russia got humiliated by TJ Oshie hahahahaha

  • Reply Devin Shillington November 2, 2015 at 4:12 pm

    yup. 8, totally legit, completely awesome goals, when the goalie was for sure most definitely trying his absolute best and did not at all let the puck in the net.

  • Reply Austin November 14, 2015 at 4:33 am

    I bet he couldn't score against Jonathan Quick! Lol

  • Reply Alexander Milentis December 18, 2015 at 7:14 am

    It's funny how badly the goalies are playing in order to let him score and not get executed. But with that being said, he's pretty good for being over 60.

  • Reply rosschild13 December 26, 2015 at 7:05 pm

    to everyone saying this was fake: it wasn't. it was a real hockey game played by teams of senior citizens age 60+. Putin wasn't the only one out there that couldn't skate well. It was for fun and obviously Putin's teammates are going to pass to him the most, think about it. You'd pass to your country's leader and let him score if you were on his hockey team.

  • Reply Griff Oliver January 14, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    Lmao "if you don't let me score, you go to gulag!"

  • Reply JAE, There's nothing like a NA'VI* January 16, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    To Anonymous Channel, I am trying to contact Vladimir Putin and the Russian government. I own a piece of property in the middle of Arizona State, USA. I wish to make it Russian territory as an Embassy. I am an American citizen and I am NOT joking about this. Will someone contact me, to my personal post. Thankyou

  • Reply SerenityNow March 3, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    this is so embarrassing.

  • Reply Usablefiber March 27, 2016 at 10:07 am

    Better Athlete: Obama's Basketball or Putin's Hockey?

  • Reply MrShiddy1 May 9, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    Wtf???….How humiliating to Russia this debockle musta been. Reminiscent of John Dupont and his power trip with U.S.A. wrestling. power makes people fukkin mental.

  • Reply Art Dombrovski May 11, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    Check out goal at 0:36 – everyone just standing and watching Putin.

  • Reply Станислав Прицкер May 11, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    Ким чен путин, на каждом шагу, скоро будут плакать при его встрече

  • Reply kislbl May 12, 2016 at 8:58 am

    Клоун

  • Reply PaidRussianTroll May 12, 2016 at 10:50 am

    I am extremely disappointed – Putin should have scored at least 15 goals – minimum.

  • Reply PaidRussianTroll May 12, 2016 at 10:53 am

    How come every Defender has the number 70?

  • Reply PaidRussianTroll May 12, 2016 at 10:56 am

    This is more or less like the Harlem Globe Trotters vs. the Washington …….

  • Reply PaidRussianTroll May 12, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Btw, I love the voice over, thank you Anonymous

  • Reply oav113 May 23, 2016 at 8:51 am

    easy for Putin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Reply honza dibala June 1, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    wooooow, this is so awesome 😀 😀 :D, I can't stop laughing, that's, why I love Putin, he is not scared little bitch 😀 😀 btw, I'd like to see, what would happpen, if someone hit him 😀 😀

  • Reply The Ps2 Pleb! July 9, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    :DDDD Only in Russia. You tought you were the best in anything? Well fuck you, Putin beats you blindfolded without hands B-)

  • Reply LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE August 31, 2016 at 11:56 pm

    Let's look on other leaders, guys )

  • Reply Robert Mikulka October 17, 2016 at 11:31 am

    NHL ? 😀

  • Reply Andre Fluet November 23, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    i tell ya what,id youd love to play against the putin man,id wait for him at the blue line
    "a la scott stevens"

  • Reply Martin Latour February 7, 2017 at 1:04 am

    GOODNESS GRACIOUS HE DID IT! HE FUCKING DID IT

  • Reply Jonathan Seale March 28, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    And just like Kim Jong Un, Putin does not poop or have a butthole.

  • Reply Gus olive April 3, 2017 at 7:04 am

    This makes the wwf look like a science fair, russia and trump kings of the circus

  • Reply am done May 11, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    1:51 literally me

  • Reply Youzeguise May 11, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    lol Vladimir Putin vs. the rest of the world

  • Reply Josh DeRoche May 11, 2017 at 10:13 pm

    When they weren't even trying because if they did they get their money taken

  • Reply Josh DeRoche May 11, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    By putin

  • Reply Дмитрий Матреев May 12, 2017 at 1:01 am

    Позорище

  • Reply CR7NEYMAR May 12, 2017 at 4:08 am

    everyone there is only there so they won't be executed

  • Reply Chris May 13, 2017 at 2:28 am

    If I can still skate at 64, I'll be happy…

  • Reply Mikhail Strelnikov May 13, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    Позорище. Неужели он настолько выжил из ума, что не понимает, насколько нелепо и жалко это выглядит?

  • Reply Pegasus May 13, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    What a Fucking joke!…that clown Putin can barely skate and nobody dares touch him and lets him "score" because they don't want to "disappear" after the game…lmfao!

  • Reply Wladimir Busotör May 15, 2017 at 6:09 am

    Прошло 2 года – ничего не изменилось.
    В 2017 такая же "игра".
    Неужели никто этого лизоблюдства и маразма не замечает?

  • Reply MENSCH May 16, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    why not boxing?

  • Reply Leon May 18, 2017 at 10:36 pm

    Шут гороховый! Хуйло на мыло!

  • Reply Nick Carey May 24, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    The opponent is not trying or russia sucks which they don't

  • Reply Maxsundew May 25, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    what a legend

  • Reply Cooker1607 May 26, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    oh no :D:D:D:D:D: good morning good afternoon …. this is the funniest shit ever (pls no gulag)

  • Reply Tomas Rohovsky May 26, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    LMAO :DDD VLADIMIR PUTIN GOD OF HOCKEY ! 😀

  • Reply Griffithdidnothingwrong May 28, 2017 at 7:43 am

    Matt Cooke has more skill than he does Putin wouldn't stand a chance in a real league with actual skilled players especially the NHL he get knocked on his ass once and go crying home like the little baby he is hell even the worst hockey league in the world wouldn't take him if he was the right age but unless your mister Howe you don't make it in hockey now a days for that long and mister Jagr why oh why did you leave for the KHL easily could have been in top two all time scoring in the NHL by now.

  • Reply The Memer May 28, 2017 at 8:57 am

    he has to know they aren't trying.. right?

  • Reply Амир Ахмеров June 6, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    смехопанорама!

  • Reply sebastian hanes June 7, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    Well, if you try to block Putin, you may win a surprise trip to Siberia…

  • Reply Tim T June 19, 2017 at 12:19 pm

    t

  • Reply charlie Lizdek June 29, 2017 at 7:11 am

    I would like to see ANY president out there compare to Putin! there is no fucking way anyone is cooler then Putin! I hope he lives and rules next 200 yrs! take him over any American President any time, I guess rest of the world dont count anymore who is president or not. lol

  • Reply Cat Fish July 8, 2017 at 7:43 am

    hey Vladimir ill verse you at a a 1-1 you home rink goalies aswell lol see you there vlady😄

  • Reply Laurka SkyTiMber July 19, 2017 at 5:42 am

    Oh YouTube comment sections.

  • Reply Laurka SkyTiMber July 19, 2017 at 5:44 am

    McGregor would knock Putin out within two rounds.

  • Reply Bread Nair July 22, 2017 at 11:50 pm

    Nobody wants to try because penalty box is in Siberia

  • Reply Joe Reno August 14, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    Wow, I guess the threat of being dissolved in acid for embarrassing Putin makes you a way worse goalie.

  • Reply vykgoran August 28, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    PUTIN GOD

  • Reply Stevie Pisaro September 11, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    Putin Vs. any Pittsburgh Penguin…what happens?

  • Reply Olja V October 7, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Bomba

  • Reply Eli Cameron October 18, 2017 at 3:32 am

    This is the best audio editing in the history of video. Serious ROTFL. And the 'scoreboard' hahaha Thank you for this gem of internet greatness

  • Reply Gmail Account October 26, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Idiots, who says it's fake, Putin is quite good for a beginner, at least he tried his best. At the end he says:
    This match has no losers, everyone won.

  • Reply Random Stuffs November 20, 2017 at 6:23 am

    Let's redo this with Trump, If you don't let him score, he's going to start a Twitter war with you

  • Reply Owen Martin November 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Its Putin's make-a-wish

  • Reply xtremewest49 November 28, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    They don't try

  • Reply Laedain60 December 5, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Its official I'm better at hockey than someone.

  • Reply Rayray 27 December 28, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    He sucks

  • Reply SALIM KHAN January 12, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    ALL ROUNDER LEGEND…. PUTIN IS MY PUTIN

  • Reply Tim Drake January 15, 2018 at 5:49 am

    Why is he not in the NHL! lol

  • Reply [EnVy] St0Rmz March 3, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    The god of hockey is Wayne Gretzky

  • Reply Neil Tipton March 17, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    Rookie mode on video game.

  • Reply Ashmad Olayadiha March 24, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    If you dont let me score or try to check me im sending your ass to siberia

  • Reply Jack Frimet March 27, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    When they just use different clips of the announcers and put it over

  • Reply siy1414 May 14, 2018 at 3:21 am

    where are putin's defensive highlights?

  • Reply tuomas lintula May 14, 2018 at 11:50 am

    😂

  • Reply crankshaw May 16, 2018 at 9:45 am

    russia is turning into north korea

  • Reply Little Nero's Pizza December 30, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    Who dare checks him lol

  • Reply Milan Pantic December 31, 2018 at 8:57 am

    👍

  • Reply B Keene January 7, 2019 at 2:13 am

    Move over Sidney Crosby

  • Reply śtîńkÿ bûńghôlé April 11, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Nooooooooooooo

  • Reply digital warfare May 7, 2019 at 9:38 am

    LMFAO

  • Reply Franco Lopez May 10, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    Putin for golden knights!

  • Reply karuarska May 11, 2019 at 3:08 am

    One goalkeeper could not escape

  • Reply HabsCowboysOwn May 11, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Good morning, good afternoon! It doesn’t get any better than this!

  • Reply nodyarb543 May 11, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    He’s so bad😂

  • Reply Shane C May 11, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    These plays are all a set up to allow an easy score by Putin. His skating is nothing special

  • Reply prairie house May 11, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Putin has 11 teammates when he is on ice. What a leadership!

  • Reply Midgetelf0585 May 11, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    I feel so bad for their team having to make it look like they're trying, so as not to offend him, then only get rewarded with a loss. 😛

  • Reply Puber T. Snatches May 11, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    must feel horrible to be a goalie who fears for his life for 3 hours.

  • Reply Jan Svoboda May 12, 2019 at 6:05 am

    😂 amater

  • Reply Tom Vahlman May 12, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    He skates like a duck.

  • Reply sanyarock45 May 12, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Putin is a champion!

  • Reply Erlend Sæteren May 16, 2019 at 6:49 am

    Come on, its true that Putin had easy goals, no tackling on him, but he actuallly hit the puck very well, with skills and presicion. Obama and Trump never could done that. I think it was a good performance. I played hockey as a kid, but was not able to hit the puck as well as Putin.

  • Reply Rudy Cooper May 17, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    Who is better-Mickey Rourke at boxing or Putin at hockey???

  • Reply Tomas Pospisil June 5, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    XD

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