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Weird NHL Vol. 30: Blast off into the Second Round!

August 16, 2019


the most shocking playoffs in memory
continue into the second round yes these are the playoffs gone absolutely crazy
like two straight weeks of games there is no telling how often this bad boy
will go on tonight but I can tell you one thing I will be ready well Mike said
before the game that he would be ready for the cannon
that doesn’t look like you’re ready nor tops Mike you were scared to death right
correct me if I’m wrong silence is golden earlier this afternoon
David’s apart and set the tone playfully imitating the coaching staff even acting
out what a coach’s challenge might look like if we have one here tonight but it
was moments after that when we saw what a real head coach looks like prior to a
game John Tortorella calm composed and focused at least for now
Shane 3 ready for takeoff that’s good there look at what John Tortorella as he
arrived in all of the haze in darkness not every entry can be perfect and with
a sense of humor he approaches the start of game number four
we know Abuna is Wella the guys showed and
looked like he might and its prior the brass key hero you should hear him down here he’s
talking to the players she’s talking all the time he’s in heat yeah he’s into it
he’s just talking to me right now he’s raving alone and the playoffs things
change so quickly expect the unexpected oh my god like that right there
Kentucky Hamill they cried the final curtis back when t is that not any
credit and expect the unexpected I’m telling you he lays this hard on the net
look at the 50 something but get on if you get me beat the breakout to Center
and dump the puck in most of malfunction for Bob oh boy and maybe cut look at
that look at those eyes my heart stopped watching this you see
this bucket lands on edge and look at it just go oh man to the left that’s a
nightmare but good recovery there by Bob Roth ski he argued the whole way to the
Box didn’t wake up another power play for the Avalanche coming up and
obviously the big man doesn’t like being in the penalty box wants to not let us
see him that’s him behind his stick the live look in the pitch for bread birds
Draco saying it went off the Sagan way that’s straight up and over the ice there’s at least two have to be
brother and sister folks and Asus just like the to plot upon the ice looks like
me when I’m on the airplane fighting for that elbow kept it away from Spezza
Gutterson up the middle looking for Swartz puck deflected out of play
Ezekiel Elliott helping the young man I got it with a partner yeah it’s a selfie
it’s good I don’t make him feel better oh yeah that’s awesome
he’ll dig into the corner Spencer trying to pull it off for Tuesday drops Lyndell
down Lyndell dives Lyndell dice again close the box for being Greg Louganis
and then he dives again Esalen down just old three times what an absolute first
or two so fired up off the call hits him again you see his head snap back I mean
it’s robber for to the arena’s lip from up here he says dive dive dive
three dies inexcusable you if the unthinkable happens in either
goalie gets injured tonight as it happened in Game two the Hurricanes have
an emergency backup police ready to jump in he’s 29 year old computer engineer
Spencer Williams the NC State grad even suited up earlier this season when
Roberto Luongo went down although he didn’t actually end up going in the game
Williams plays in a local men’s league that’s him actually last night playing
getting all ready his gear is in the locker room right now ready to go but
for now he’s just an interested spectator now plays it for Filppula back
to the blue line a full circle no bill he has a power-play goal but did
it hit the output of the mentor the inside all the horn went off it looked
like it went in the net it looked like Ryan pullin and put the islanders in the
lead you can see that area right there you see where the plastic is lifted that
that’s where it went right into that little area now the fans will sit back down there
the collective brujon from the crowd as they watch the replay or excited at all
the SWAT handers lay it back down so far angles one
but stick Marcelle looking for Bailey backdoor look at the spec position of
slaving tried intercept all the way over for burns that shot
clock by Kerfoot who lost his skate played his blood stars watch Kirkland
he’s gonna get in the lane on burns the plates gonna pop weight out of escape
Victor Club the neutrals almost fly to get up and get back into play but no
chance without a blade on the skates Riley beside the Pietrangelo by Fischer
and they weren’t kidding about stick besides look out another score this
thing is going to knock the stick right out of Ben Bishop ten little push-off by Vince done and then
Robert Gamez posted in touch my book bullshit fish that it on start
the star is tied at 1 as Billington didn’t know where the putt bugs and it
bounced erecting super low and that went off the referee and back out in front
and on a very odd play Binnington lost his stick and the star stuck it in the
back of the net a three quarter sheet shot on vision no prob but then he
turned it over and it’s maroon he shoots and that discombobulation went their way
unbelievable they had a great big soggy bag of nothing going on and this is a
different game now on a nothing way that shot clock Jones again and in close
it is no goal there were some sticks raised by Foligno but held by rats that
put in this very close I think yeah maybe in guys tulino was out near the
blue line and he raised his arms and said hey and look at the conversation
Trask is having with her alley right there if I know a pup went in I might
say oh boy let’s see if we get away with it with 927 to go in the third
attendee Panera’s Jones with a shot that was
went up into the knitting nobody’s side buckner still up for grabs at the net Kelly from Erin gets the goal but that
pump goes out of play and hit the netic it did and that’s what Bergeron stopped right there you can see the white food
just behind but nobody saw and nothing can be done about it
Wow what a break I didn’t know what happened I didn’t see a hit from that if
I saw it then I would have probably time to stick some chasing the Rex but
probably better that I did see Nico Ratna may just have missed on his best
scoring chance of the night the teammates and opposing players marvel at
his puck handling skills where’s that come from well try the Scandinavian game
of four bolts played with short sticks that have ripple blades to premium on
handling the bouncing ball with the skill rentman played the sport four or
five times a week and an organized league from 5 to 15 years of age so this
is where his soft hands come from but they just were not soft enough on that
last chance date pretty cool you know it’s a game and Zuccarello has been
great like that too I keep turning around told me his coach world for one
we’re having fun relax at one point in the second period
did you relax after Matt said that I do he has it like such a like a pleasant
smile on that mic yeah you’re right after yesterday when Martin looked left
practice was that a setback necessarily I don’t expect him to not play but you
know what I’m more practice right he’s what we talking about practice man what
are we talking about practice so that you’ll be back here for Game seven what
we will what gives you the confidence that because we will the Boston Bruins 3 the Columbus Blue
Jackets nothing and in the series four games to two this is as far as this
franchise has ever been is there a sense of accomplishment for you don’t even go
there does it no don’t even go there with me I’m not gonna listen to that
about an accomplished man you get to the second I don’t you want to listen to her reaches over the boards to pick it up
Lovejoy loses his glove over the boards it negates enticing did you imagine if
that had an effect on an icing ball faceoff in a game seven man oh man whose have the puck Thomas off the wall
shoots put the city on his shoulders any sense
under the what can you say about the way your
group handle the next three games and ultimately advancing to the conference
final pretty good job what do you make of the opportunity to lies ahead of you
it’s been fun so I see where this is going here I’ll ask you one more about
your line what kind of zone are you three in we’re
good thanks well that was worth the gym Foucault now
a chance for Bailey his shot Josh Bailey when you come in you just score a big
goal and tied up and you’ve passed the goalie on the top of his mouth yeah
they’re not gonna appreciate it I’m sure Macklin he didn’t appreciate it either
she want to rattle the pots and pans a little bit huh five to win in a four-game sweep of the
New York Islanders

100 Comments

  • Reply SpikeFlea May 10, 2019 at 6:51 am

    Marchand… what a rat. Hope someone takes him out for the rest of the season.

  • Reply Kippe Plays May 10, 2019 at 7:33 am

    i play floorball and im from finland too like Mikko Rantanen is

  • Reply Rye Bread May 10, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Could I get a link to that part where columbus swears uncensored? XD speak French myself and wanna know what he said

  • Reply Carson House May 10, 2019 at 11:16 am

    Exactly it went off of the ref

  • Reply saengchanh sisaketh May 10, 2019 at 11:56 am

    The commercial i was watching fit perfectley, mitch marner failed acool move

  • Reply ρнєяяι May 10, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Good guy Khudobin

  • Reply asada 1 May 10, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Funny how seriously Muricans take whole diving thing, Lindells dive was so obviously so overkill that its only purpose was to annoy Blues players, not to sell penalty to referee

  • Reply Matthew R May 10, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    9:30 that journalist must’ve thought he was talking to bob boughner

  • Reply Luca Tedesco May 10, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    3:41 Weird NHL is savage!

  • Reply Austin Wilburn May 10, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Lol. All hail St. Louis!! Cleanest team in the league!!!

  • Reply Jaeden Sports May 10, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    3:18 what the heck, Lindell

  • Reply Jaeden Sports May 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    Such a wacky year of playoffs…

  • Reply Jaeden Sports May 10, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    I just heard sad news that my good friend is probably moving away. This totally cheered me up, so thanks, NHL.

  • Reply AJ May 10, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Best league in the world!

  • Reply Poorly Bus May 10, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    3:31 Is this hockey or soccer?

  • Reply TORQUEgaming May 10, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    The Dallas "Soccer" Stars…

  • Reply Стас Borland86 May 10, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    marchand is

    rotten moral man !

  • Reply Стас Borland86 May 10, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    such as he needs to break his legs, because he behaves on the court like the policies of your country ….. like pigs! (marchand)

  • Reply barry dingle May 10, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    St Louis horn operator…. you had one job!!

  • Reply Wing May 10, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Marchand sucks at interviews… just like how he sucks at playing clean

  • Reply Sambo Slice May 11, 2019 at 1:53 am

    3:43–3:51 😂😂😂. God i miss Jim.

  • Reply headlights go up May 11, 2019 at 2:06 am

    2:48 typical Bruins fan.

  • Reply Jason Nappier May 11, 2019 at 7:07 am

    NHL taking that Fortnite streamer Thumbnail clout!

  • Reply Alpha Hylian May 11, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    What would life be without hockey

  • Reply Doggo Visits May 11, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    Double OT win by Pat Maroon. LGB!

  • Reply ANU SAUKKO May 11, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    can you pronaunce Kekäläinen?

  • Reply Mermaid_ Princess May 11, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Damn it Lindell! 🙈🙈

  • Reply okc4 life May 11, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Cbj will win the stanley cup

  • Reply Noelle Trueman May 11, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    I am a huge blues fan. But I lost it when Thomas got broke by Ben Bishop at 6:36

  • Reply sccrdude22 May 11, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    When a radio play by play is a massive homer, nobody cares. When Jack Edwards is a homer, people get pissed off

  • Reply Jontelele May 11, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Oh my god nhl has such bad fans

  • Reply cli260 May 11, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    5:15 shoutout new jersey

  • Reply cli260 May 11, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Please more electro swing in weird nhl 😀

  • Reply Samuli Happonen May 11, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    Finally floorball got some recognition!

  • Reply Silas Demone May 11, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    rasks accent is like non existent

  • Reply Ryan Branigan May 11, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    See @dallas that's why N.Y loves Zuc

  • Reply Connor Reynolds May 11, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Nice title change guys, good to see that you’re cowards.

  • Reply Davis Turner May 11, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    I really hopes Mats resigns with Dallas. He’s been so good for us

  • Reply James Barkshire May 12, 2019 at 1:30 am

    Marchand's interview is as shitty as his beard

  • Reply Salty Cadet May 12, 2019 at 2:24 am

    The person that makes these is literally a professional shitposter, and I love it

  • Reply Kvp_Soldat May 12, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Lindell diving 3 times in a row is the most hilarious thing i've seen in a while.

  • Reply Quirzyy- May 12, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Pardon His French

  • Reply hehee hahaa May 12, 2019 at 7:30 am

    Lindell is a straight up troll XDD

  • Reply FinskaRS May 12, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Lindell 😂

  • Reply Jack Logue May 12, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    10:33 what a jerk

  • Reply Jeremy Bohn May 12, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    My password is: NerdyForBerdy

  • Reply Chandler Beck May 12, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    3:09 ted cruz has clones

  • Reply Brian Gleich May 12, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    at 3:50 when it plays the thing and it says he is broken i half it make me really sad because when that happened i thought someone died and got broken in half actually

  • Reply Gemma Malone May 12, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    as a cbj fan it's hard to relive this

  • Reply EJ Nelson May 13, 2019 at 2:00 am

    Am I the only one getting those discover card ads with the parrot like every 10 seconds

  • Reply Dylan Strong May 13, 2019 at 3:38 am

    Can’t stand Marchand

  • Reply Jake May 13, 2019 at 4:11 am

    Nhl youtube been lit this year

  • Reply Brandon Fletcher May 13, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Look at those eyes there BOB 😮😮😮

  • Reply TheDpunk13 May 13, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    #NHL how to insult 8 millions of citizens saying french obscenities while any french poeple don't even know what that means…

  • Reply Ender Avis May 13, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    French obscenities

  • Reply alexibear25 May 14, 2019 at 12:27 am

    what happened on the last clip?

  • Reply Jon bill May 14, 2019 at 6:32 am

    If anyone is wondering where that wwe call that starts at about 3:40 is originally from it’s the undertaker throwing mankind 16 feet through a table at hell in a cell

  • Reply TOP T2823 May 14, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    Anyone else realize they changed the title of the video from dive to blast off

  • Reply fluffycat savage May 14, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Artemi fahnarin?

  • Reply freddy and foxy May 14, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    This is crazy

  • Reply Queen of H E A R T S May 15, 2019 at 4:20 am

    Let’s go Blues!

  • Reply jimmy johnson fan for days go jimmy May 16, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    Cbj should have been shutout not tampa

  • Reply Karson Brady May 17, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    Who remembers the original title of this video.

  • Reply Liam Schultz (Student) May 17, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    L

  • Reply Kidzgang Show Qc May 18, 2019 at 11:53 am

    Thats weird!

  • Reply camila May 18, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    thank u for the subtitles!

  • Reply Joshua Caylor May 19, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    What, no memes about bishop getting laid out by Parayko xD

  • Reply Reckless4800 May 20, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Can this be a permanent fixture from now on?

  • Reply VastBluepuppy 424 May 20, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    fun fact, no you won't John Tortorella

  • Reply the blue man wears blue and a man May 21, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    23 of Dallas reminds me of neymar

  • Reply Comrade Dyatlov May 23, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    Last clip was so priceless haha

  • Reply jack pipkins May 24, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Anyone know what they said at 00:58

  • Reply Angry Blue Note May 30, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    The WWE editor needs a raise. Now.

  • Reply Roland Callen June 1, 2019 at 12:46 am

    0:54 that is me on the ice

  • Reply MUSE Riko June 3, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Can we get round 3

  • Reply Andrew Repp June 7, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    When is the next nhl weird

  • Reply Navpreet P June 9, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    The title should of been “diving into the second round” or “embellishing into the second round” I think we all know why

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:47 am

    San Jose sharks

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:49 am

    San Jose sharks win

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:51 am

    San Jose sharks win

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:54 am

    San Jose sharks win

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:55 am

    Raise

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:55 am

    I do

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:56 am

    Soft

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:58 am

    No

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Shark

  • Reply Alberto Rafael June 14, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Are back

  • Reply Mandy Bass June 15, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    the Canes Have a 3rd goalie

  • Reply nadrojfan June 16, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Haha Lindell didn't dive. He is honestly just that damn weak. Not sure why he is in the NHL.

  • Reply nadrojfan June 16, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    Blues Stanley Cup Champions!!!
    We got the cup! We got the cup! We got the Cup! LGB!!!

  • Reply GoldenJuice Hockey June 18, 2019 at 5:20 am

    I need more weird nhl

  • Reply Roland Callen June 19, 2019 at 2:47 am

    1:09 o wonder why Columbus lost game 4

  • Reply Michael Hammel July 15, 2019 at 1:35 am

    3:40🤣🤣

  • Reply TeX Rustex July 17, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    9:59 nice )))

  • Reply Faze Poodle July 18, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    %

  • Reply Tntony688 July 19, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Throw back to when this video was named “Diving into the second round”

  • Reply Adam Ware July 22, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Since when does Jim Ross call NHL Games MY GODDD ITS GOTTA BE KANE!!!!!!

  • Reply Kingsears 99 July 31, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    10:09 left side. your welcome

  • Reply Zack Parker August 15, 2019 at 3:29 am

    #23 for Dallas is the greatest actor ever.

  • Reply Zack Parker August 15, 2019 at 3:36 am

    Tortorella is a whiny cuck.

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